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 Review by: Ken Fuggit See others by this writer Slap A Ham (RIP) homepage (link) Only registered users can post comments 
 Published on May 7th 2004
The final full-length release by this unholy trio from California. For those who have no idea, Spazz were the undisputed OG's of west coast powerviolence in the 1990's. They took the sound pioneered by bands like Crossed Out and No Comment and added a unique blend of self-referential humor to create a hilarious but brutal genre. People who liked this also liked:           Please login or register to post comments. What are the benefits of having a Punknews.org account?
"Dan, the guitar player sounds like a cross between Cookie monster having an orgasm and Fozzy Bear from the muppets on a Long-island Bender." yer all little culture deprived dingle berries SPAZZ SPUNK ROX you INTO my subMISSION get into a midgets rectum fuckin love this album! glad i spotted this CD in a metal store over here in leeds england..... mike 07813 920 882 "This band fucks each other in the ass after every practice. Fucking trash. If you have this CD light the motherfucker on fire. If you downloaded it, set the fuckin computer on fire too cause it's very likely you've got massive quantites of gay porn all of your fuckin harddrive too." "Drank 6 forties in a row. Ruled the pit at every show. Not even Phased. Thin and pale like a ghost. Dead boy hitchhikes up the coast. Not even Phased. Poor and hungry but he'd give the shirt off his back, hope he's front and center next time we come back." Slap a ham releases that are fucking mint: This band fucks each other in the ass after every practice. Fucking trash. If you have this CD light the motherfucker on fire. If you downloaded it, set the fuckin computer on fire too cause it's very likely you've got massive quantites of gay porn all of your fuckin harddrive too. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO! Score's for Slap A Ham, and this band. And their 30-second song on the Fat comp. And this record in general. Because you like phony hardcore? Oh yea, and, uhh...SPAZZ is fuckin' key. Dear Ken, all i have to say is the following: This cd is awesome but I like La Revancha the best. It has a Kool Keith intro, does it get better than that. Anyone remember bands like No Less and deadbodieseverywhere? yeah, the album came out a while ago, but the review was this week. powerviolence is the best style of punk ever. thats right fuck all your hardcore, emo, and so called punk. I said it. "Making fun of emo is the new emo." Spazz was one of the first bands of this type that I actually liked. In one interview, they mention forgetting dozens of their songs because of the profuse number they had and were writing. powerviolence sucks....now enzymocore, that's the good shit. This band is God-awful! Wow, the guy who gave this 5 stars belongs in a mental ward. I don't know... Most powerviolence bands I know of don't take themselves too seriously. This band is pretty decent, but I think they are more of a novelty to me than other bands like this. Also, do you guys not want my reviews anymore? "Thanks for posting the lyrics, I'll be sure to stay away from this album. Hell yeah, this band is da shit! Thanks for posting the lyrics, I'll be sure to stay away from this album. Mighty Morphin Powerviolence! No way, man; Spock can get laid. Making fun of emo is the new emo. Good album, crappy review. |
