The Faithfull

The Faithfull: Our Own HeroesOur Own Heroes (2004)
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Contributed by: JesseJesse
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Published on September 17th 2004Dude, typing everything on your liner notes in Ye Olde English font doesn't make you tough. It just pisses me off when I'm trying to write a review of your shitty record. Don't get me wrong, I personally didn't want to read your shitty lyrics. I mean, listening to the CD, I could pick out shitty .

Dude, typing everything on your liner notes in Ye Olde English font doesn't make you tough. It just pisses me off when I'm trying to write a review of your shitty record. Don't get me wrong, I personally didn't want to read your shitty lyrics. I mean, listening to the CD, I could pick out shitty lines like "No one is coming here to rescue me" and "Empty, I see this world through broken windows, empty" and that definitely didn't make me want to delve further into your troubled, whiney mind. But, as a reviewer, it's my duty to do things like this so my faithful readers will know how terrible your band really is. Other deep gems include "She was a Latin girl, and I will never know her. She works in a restaurant and I will always go there. She could show me how to move and I will never show her." or how about "Tell me a story, baby, one that bleeds the deepest red." Wow. Walt, my boy, it's a good thing you're dead, because otherwise Leaves of Grass would have to compete with this guys obviously overpowering poetic genius.

I can't even describe the music. Shitty "emotional" guitar chords, predictable bass lines, some guy pounding on the drums trying to play them heavy, and the worst vocals ever. He's not just off-key, he's not even hitting the ballpark. The sound is more akin to the yelps that escape the throat of a four year old kid who got his dick zipped up in his footy pajamas. There are eleven tracks on this CD, but I could only make it through three before I had to rinse my mouth of that gross vomit aftertaste.

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Anonymous (September 21, 2004)

Who the hell?

Sara(no h)

Anonymous (September 20, 2004)

"faithful" only has one L.

Anonymous (September 19, 2004)

"The sound is more akin to the yelps that escape the throat of a four year old kid who got his dick zipped up in his footy pajamas"

that is definitely the funniest fucking thing ive ever read in a review of a band's sound. haha

Anonymous (September 19, 2004)

hey this is gary from the faithfull, i just wanted to remind all the underaged girls that they can come in our van after the show, we'll show them a good time!

Anonymous (September 18, 2004)

It gets reviewed because they sent the CDs to get reviewed.

-Jesse

FortyMinutesWest (September 18, 2004)

"Dude, typing everything on your liner notes in Ye Olde English font doesn't make you tough. It just pisses me off when I'm trying to write a review of your shitty record. "

Fuck yes, I'm sick of bands trying to use "fancy" or blurred text, why include the lyrics if they're unreadable?

Anonymous (September 18, 2004)

I Think the new LOC is basically as good as Mediocre Generica. If anything it is only hindered because they have focused their style more and therefore the good tracks tend to stand out less. Where as on Mediocre Generica, there were really really really REALLY bad songs that made you appreciaite the good ones a lot more.

Clear Channel (Fuck off!), Life of Pain, Burn Them Prisons, Gang Control, Books of Lies are all very good tracks, and the rest arn't too bad either. But they don't care the same energy.

Anonymous (September 18, 2004)

GOD DAMMIT, WHY DO YOU PRICKS KEEP REVIEWING THIS SHIT. Review the LOC album for god fucking sake.

Anonymous (September 18, 2004)

My sentiments exfuckingxactly.

But if you really want a review, here you go:

It rips, but not as hard as the last one.

Anonymous (September 17, 2004)

Why do we keep reviewing this crap? where the fucks the new Leftover crack CD?