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| Rocky DenisThe Difference Between A Blade And A Pill2004 Heldwithin 
 Review by: Jesse See others by this writer ![[staff]](/images/icons/staffsticker.gif){kind=icon}
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 Published on January 18th 2005
These guys violated rule #1: using the right "you're" or "your." They even use it in a song title. "Now Your Dead." What about my dead? There were a lot of typos in the press sheet too. Like how they lost a guitarist to the "collage monster." So that's a few strikes against them. I demand a certain level of inherent intelligence out of anyone that tries to talk to me, and me listening to your band or reading something you wrote is inherently you talking to me. So already I'm wary of this CD.
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i love rocky denis...nothing any of you grammer freaks say can fucking change that. "wow! you are so right. i can't stand tere emo/screamo/metal bullshit." Hey Jesse look at this stupid fuck!!!! "tere" I love Rocky Denis!!!! You guys rock!!!! don't listen to this fucker! he doesn't know what he's talking about! haha.. I just noticed that fag left all three of those comments. He needs to get a life. Join a new band or something. Yeah that guys band must suck. Jealousy is a crazy thing. Man that guys doesnt even have the balls to leave his name. What has Rocky Denis done to you? What did they make your band look like shit when you played with them? Shut the fuck up already you stupid fag. Stop your fucking crying cause no ones listening!!! Im sure everybody wants to hear your cheesy ass punk rock. wow! you are so right. i can't stand tere emo/screamo/metal bullshit. there all little yuppies. ever seen them live? don't waste your time or money. i did and i was pretty damn pissed. i was trying to find a 0.5 score... but there is not any. there should really be a zero. zero is a number! ROCKY DENIS SUCKS ASS! Jesse thanks for laying it out straight. thanks for not being like those pussies at punkrockreviews.com. they on the other hand gave you a "better" review because their philosophy is say something nice to everyone. not because they mean it. trust me. This has to be the worst review ever!!! Is he kidding!!! This guy can suck my nuts!!! Funny how all those losers are talking shit and they havent even heard the music.... Follow Jesse all you fucks he will lead you down the path of perfect grammer. Dont quit your day job Jesse!!!! CALL JESSE'S HOTLINE : This guy needs to get laid. haha This cd rocks!!!! How to spell Jesse "F-A-G-G-O-T". I own this cd and i'm missing the point your giving. Punk rock is not about spelling stupid ass. " I demand a certain level of inherent intelligence out of anyone that tries to talk to me" who the fuck do you think you are!! Wow you must not have many friends. This is a very tight band and for a punk band thats rare. Spelling seems to be the only thing that you're complaining about, besides the fact of Rocky Denis trying to be "hardcore" and it not working. If spelling is all that you can pick on them about, your a fucking loser. Whats up with the "hardcore" thing? Giving someone a bad review because they aren't hardcore enough is pretty shallow. Why can't people just sing and have fun, and not have to worry about fitting into a certain group. Your review was horrible. The least you could have done was be polite about it. Your so blunt and it makes you out to be a total asshole. And making the little comment about the title of the CD seems to be pretty lame to me. "Yup, i could've answered that one for you." i don't know you personally, but you seems like a total stuck up cunt. "Jesse is a queer bag". Now thats funny shit. Did these fuckers actually listen to album or the all playing follow the leader. I listened and I really liked it. I better watch my spelling because Jesse might think i not punk enough. What a fag!!!! Wow!! You should publish a dictionary called Jesse's Dictionary because you have to be the best speller in the world!!! Is that what makes you so punk? You can spell=you are punk. You should launch a site called punksthatcanspell.org for you and all of your dictionary humping friends. Congratulations- you must know how to use a thesaurus too! You must be very resourceful as well, I mean you would have to be in order to review a punk band- all the qualifications of a grammar school teacher- you talentless piece of shit. You sit behind a computer monitor with your dictionary on your dick and your thesaurus up your ass-thinking up ways to insult people who have talent just to make yourself feel better about your worthless existence- congratulations you dolt! Hookt un fonix werkt fer u!!! yippppeee! :) Is this guy serious? Maybe he should be reviewing the latest Jay Z album instead.... Wu Tang fo life.. well first of all jesse is queer bag. who the fuck cares about gramar. let me guess you went to catholic school and had to take vocab or your mom would get mad? i think you just never made it in the music world and you are trying to bring everyone down with you. well first of all jesse is queer bag. who the fuck cares about gramar. let me guess you went to catholic school and had to take vocab or your mom would get mad? i think you just never made it in the music world and you are trying to bring everyone down with you. this guys giant brick of a head makes me laugh. I think this site should probably let reviewers listen to records that are similar to their personal taste in music. I checked out the rest of this fag's reviews and most of them aren't even similar to this record. I think new bands should probably skip this site when sending a debut record for review. Just go to absolutepunk.net. They are a way better site. Rocky Denis is actually very talented and I consider them one of the best bands in the new wave of the Chicago punk scene. At least they don't sound like LBC or Fallout Boy.....we don't need anymore of that.....yikes!!! To the idiot below me: MDC were being sarcastic just like their ode to the dead Ian Stuart in "Nazis shouldn't drive". If you think Fear is so fucking punk for being sexism and homophobic, why is it that almost every major punk band from Black Flag to the fucking Dead Kennedys, from Minor Threat to Aus Rotten and a million more have repeatedly denounced sexism, homophobia and racism? score is for the tool who wrote about Lee Ving: "Lasagne" means lasagna in French. So maybe now you can claim to be bilingual. Woops. Lasagna. Yeah, that. Spelling is hard. Oh boy, I laughed out loud at "collage monster". That's hilarious. Also, I want some lasagne now. Yum. "Fear had a song called "Now Your Dead." They're the only band allowed to do that." Because Brian said, "Hey, Jesse. Bump up Rock Denis to the top of your review list." Good review Jesse, although I'm wondering why it even needed to be reviewed. my old band played with this band about two years ago. they were totally pop-punk at the time, fenix-tx shirts and all. glad to see theyre hardcore now. dorks. Fear had a song called "Now Your Dead." They're the only band allowed to do that. "your" refers to posession. ie: Your lasagna is getting cold. "You're" would be used in place of "You are". ie: You are going to eat cold lasagna. I think I described how it sounds pretty thoroughly. The sad thing is, most of the people who read/write on this site don't have any idea why "your dead" is the wrong way to write it. I mean, if you didn't learn THAT in school, what DID you learn? Not much, apparently. I'm gonna go diagram some sentences. Fuck this fucking gay ass latino band! this band should be called "Lance The Drug Dealer In Pulp Fiction" instead. this score is for having to see Cher's ass in that one video. ugh what do they sound like? The movie was called Mask, and was known as "Sharkboy," although he was the lamest shark-boy ever. Jesse is on fire lately! "Isn't Rocky Denis the main character in the first mask with Cher in it. You know the guy with the deformed face. In fact, I'm almost positive that's what his name was" First of all, I also have a dead. Secondly, I've also been captured by the collage monster. Isn't Rocky Denis the main character in the first mask with Cher in it. You know the guy with the deformed face. In fact, I'm almost positive that's what his name was Fun tidbit: this was produced by Mr. Preicision himself. Hahahaha....good review. |
