Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, April 23, 2005 at 5:59 AM (EDT)
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I don't know if I should base a record review off of what's on their site, since I'm not gonna buy this record, but the song on the site is just boring. I tried listening and it doesn't have anything. Where's the excitement? I'm not gonna give it a 1 because it doesn't suck shit, but it's just so mediocre that I'll forget about this comment by the morning.

Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, March 19, 2005 at 6:02 PM (EST)
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Jesse,

Please stop. You're hurting us. You're hurting America. You're a fraud. You know it. A real critic is above responding to his critics. You are not a critic. You're a lucky sap with a good job. Please work HARDER at having educated, thoughtful opinions. You're really, really hurting us.

The Static Age have great songs. Original, great songs. Their sound is a persisting, rump-shakin mish mash of 80's nostalgia. Really. The kind of band you wish you had started.

The only thing that's missing from this band is a face melting tenor sax, Jesse. See what you can do about that.

I will pick up an instrument. I'll pick up a tenor sax and shred your face off. I know music theory. Don't fuck with me, kid.

Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 6:52 AM (EST)
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you know what... fuck all you fucks. this record is amazing. so are half the other records that jesse douche bag reviews.

i'll be punk and quote chad price "if you think you know so much about music, let's see you pick up a fucking instrument"

jesse should eat his own shit. don't listen to him, he has an inferiority complex.

Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, March 5, 2005 at 1:37 PM (EST)
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Dead-on review. This is uninspiring 80s radio pop a la Sting or Duran Duran, only much more forgettable. It's a real stretch to call this post-hardcore or nu-emo or anything else relating to punk.

the bronx will eat your baby.
-TOBB

finally got the cd in the mail - not amazing, but still good.

and even if the bronx were on tarantulas, they still suck balls, so what is your point?

I've got a cd of theirs in my review pile, and I'm not looking forward to listening to that anymore.

Posted by Anonymous on Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:29 PM (EST)
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The Lot Six is easily the best band on Tarantula's (you can't really count the Bronx as being on the label)

Barkley

Posted by haggard1one on 2005-02-28 20:26:39
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stealing the name of a misfit song and the song sucks too. i dont know. my score is for the review

Posted by Anonymous on Monday, February 28, 2005 at 4:50 PM (EST)
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does anyone have this or any of the bands other cds on soulseek? they're taking too long to send them to me. message me on there: superscenester is my username, i'll hook you up with massive files for this.

Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 1:28 PM (EST)
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Hey buddy, I explained it all very thoroughly. Besides, wrong thread. Bitch about this review in this thread. Bitch about the other review in its own thread.

-Jesse

Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 11:54 AM (EST)
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yes, but it is the one where you look like a little 12 year old bitch

Posted by Jesse on 2005-02-27 11:10:16
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Not the one I was talking about. Try again.

Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 2:46 AM (EST)
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High On Fire / Planes Mistaken For Stars - live in Chicago
Posted by Jesse on 2005-02-22 18:37:47
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1) Planes is Nu-Metal

What I actually said was:
"a smattering of crappy hard music that reminded me too much of nü-metal"
REMINDED me of nu-metal, didn't actually say it WAS nu-metal.

2) Looks are the most important thing in music

Hmmm:
"while they had the long and/or facial hair to be the most metal band I heard"
Can't take a joke, eh? Have you never read any of my reviews? Don't you know how much sarcasm I use?

3) I'm scared of those SCARY metal kids.

What I actually said:
"Especially when you're under 250, have no beard and your hair isn't past your shoulders? It's a scary place for outsiders, my friends."
Again, sarcasm.

4) I can't handle second hand smoke.

What I actually said:
"Plus, I was dying from all the second-hand smoke."
After being there for three and a half hours, yes, I was tired of the second hand smoke. Not being a dumbass smoker, and having concern for my own health, I felt like leaving.

5) I couldn't stay for the headlining band because it was past my bedtime and I had to go wait for my mom to pick me up outside (Don't worry, I had her pick me up around the corner so the scary metal kids wouldn't kick my ass)

Actually, I had a 45 minute train ride to catch, it was getting close to 1, and I had class at 9:30 the next morning. See, I'm college. I care about my education. I attempt to be responsible, especially since my classes start at 9:30 in the morning on Monday and run until 5:40. Speaking of which, I have another class to run off to.

Posted by Jesse on 2005-02-27 02:35:41
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I guess you didn't read the big long post I made in the PMFS review. Maybe if we don't pay attention to you, you'll just go away. I'm a staffer; I'm here for good. I don't see anyone complaining in my Summer's End review.

Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 2:11 AM (EST)
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i cant believe anyone gives this kid the time of day by reading his reviews. he's just an all around moron without even the slightest bit of credibility to go with his opinions. never mentions anything about the sound of the band, but just generalizes and makes bad copped out attempts to compare one band with another. then on top of that he can't handle criticisim of his awful reviews. check out his pussy 12 year response to everyone ragging on his planes mistaken for stars review. this kids an idiot...just quit responding to him and maybe he'll go away. all he goes for is a rise out of people anyway, but instead makes this site seem beyond amateur and just kind of stupid.

Posted by Anchors on 2005-02-26 23:14:21
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"I used to think names like Razor and The Edge were cool, but then I turned 12."

I can't remember where that's from, but fitting nonetheless.

Posted by Jesse on 2005-02-26 20:02:13
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Okay, here:

It specifically sucked more than most stuff I get.

Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, February 26, 2005 at 5:22 PM (EST)
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802 Burlington represent bitches!!! This album is quite awesome, although it did take some time to grow on me. Horrible review, how about some specifics?

these guys are from OUT OF STATE

Posted by fullcollapse88 on 2005-02-26 00:22:23
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omg lyke they r fr0m my h0metown to0! reprezent! i mean, i totally understand the psychadelic furs comparison. i've seen these guys a few times, and they were at their best when they switched instruments and went hardcore, i believe at that point they called themselves through the wire.

Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 25, 2005 at 7:46 PM (EST)
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Wow, terrible review... Please someone kill this kid before he slaughters anymore albums or shows

Posted by jacobe on 2005-02-25 19:17:18
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Yet another shitty review from this person. I hope you don't think I comment just to talk shit on your reviews, but this is terrible.

You once again must think you are writing for Buddyhead.

Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 25, 2005 at 6:51 PM (EST)
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good band, they ARE FROM MY HOMETOWN

Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 25, 2005 at 6:45 PM (EST)
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i like what ive heard from this band a lot, i saw them live 2 summers ago w/ afi/the explosion, good show, good band. still waiting for the cds in the mail though... i hate the usps

Posted by Jesse on 2005-02-25 18:31:48
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I can't believe I didn't title their link something funny.

Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 25, 2005 at 6:04 PM (EST)
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this album is awesome and catchy, stellar live show too

Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 25, 2005 at 10:22 AM (EST)
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the old ep was great, though it sounded like richard butler could sue for them trying to steal his voice

Posted by BrandonSideleau on 2005-02-25 10:19:04
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Glenn Danzig should sue over the poor use of his song titles.

Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 25, 2005 at 4:54 AM (EST)
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Don't listen to this review. It is dead wrong. This album has some extremely interesting things to offer and goes far beyond the stuff bands similar like Interpol put out. The remixes at the end are also very cool and a really nice closer to an extremely solid album. Also, saying nothing sticks on this album is one of dumbest comments ever. There are beats and lyrics that will be in your head for days.

Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 25, 2005 at 12:52 AM (EST)
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You should've been more sarcastic with this one.

-Chinatown

Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 25, 2005 at 12:40 AM (EST)
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The Edge ripped his guitar sound from Keith Levene of PiL!

-BSD

Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 25, 2005 at 12:06 AM (EST)
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emo holocaust by death by stereo is a wonderful blast of noise.

Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 25, 2005 at 12:05 AM (EST)
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should be shot for stealiong teir name from the misfits and then releasing audio vomit like this. EMO HOLOCAUST!!!