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| One True ThingFinally... [reissue]2004 Play The Assassin
Review by: Jesse See others by this writer Play The Assassin Records (link) Only registered users can post comments Published on March 4th 2005
There are so many things wrong with this record I don't even know where to begin. How about with the pink Cthuloid creature on the cover with a fairy wand and crown? Cthulu is an Ancient! He wears no fairy crown! Neither do the creatures inspired by him! Next, the band name/album title are just horrible in general. Finally, if there is one thing I hate more than whiny bullshit lyrics that are "dark" and "brooding," it's "dark" and "brooding" lyrics sang by a tiny girl with a cutesy voice over the crappiest and wussiest screamo accompaniment. It's like listening to your little sister joining a metal band and trying to rock. You know, the one who's 13 and has posters of pop stars lining her walls. Unless, of course, your little sister is Patti Smith, Mo Tucker, or Chrissie Hynde.
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(OTT are hardly the first band to write out of sadness. Name me some bands that have only positive lyrics?) anyone who says they suck lick balls and are ass ramming ass rammers... i wonder if any of you have actually listened to them.. and while her work on the FATA CD's was in fact better than this there are still quite a few good songs on here.. How much credence can you give to a person who writes a review on a band in a genre which he admits he doesnt like? No thank you. that whole monster being satan line was pretty funny Dude that boss tuner is so crucial. I'd trade all my pedals to keep that. Also, if this band sounded anything like Discount it would equate to redeeming qualities. One question: why is it wrong to judge someone by their lyrics? one of the dudes in this band works at guitar center and gave me a sweet deal on a boss pedal tuner. this score is for that transaction. Fuck Fuck you for misspelling judging and using and "x" in lyrics. Well I'm glad you took the time to write about my band. A band you know nothing about. Fuck you for judgign us by our lyrix. They sound a bit like Discount Hey buddy – that's not my name. C'mon, it's even spelled out on the same page. No "i". It's not that difficult, people. I love you Jessie. terrible review for a terrible cd I've hated this band for a while. This score is for Jesse. Score is for the review, and "Sweet Leaf". long island represent! This stuff isn't that bad...& yes, she has a nice voice. Typical indie-cum-scenester female vocals, it seems, but still nice to listen to. i really enjoy melanie's voice....more so on "short stories with tragic endings" than on anything she's done with her band, but still... "Come back after you've spent a few years on Welfare and have crack burns on your thighs because your pimp thinks you been holding out on him. " Jesse, you're a cock, but that was pretty good. Cheers. Phil Anselmo would slay this band if he ever heard them, just on principle. And he would use a broadsword. You can't slay with something pussy like dagger or rapier, so a broadsword it is. Play the Assassin Records must be rockin' a high insanity score to reissue this rubbish... Ugh, these guys deserve to get fucking regulated by The Old Gods... this shit represent eveything that is wrong with indie nowaday Sounds fucking shitty. Throw that cd out the window of a moving vehicle now! "Cthulu is an Ancient! He wears no fairy crown! Neither do the creatures inspired by him!" |