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  Review by: Matt Whelihan See others by this writer ![[staff]](/images/icons/staffsticker.gif){kind=icon}
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 Published on August 12th 2005
Go ahead and feed me the old adage about how you can’t judge a book by its cover, but to say that I was hesitant to even listen to an album entitled Panda-Moanium from a band named Pickled Dick is an understatement. I expected simplistic songwriting and lyrical content that would make even Blink-182’s early output look mature. Instead, within the first minute of opener “Battleaxe,” I was surprised to find a pop-punk band that bears a striking resemblance to Lookout! releases of the late 80's and early 90's. There's the energy of early Green Day in the upbeat tempo, the attitude of Screeching Weasel in the vocal delivery, and harmonies that would make even the Queers jealous.
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pickle dick automactly sucks for having a retaded name You guys fucking rule, U were amazing last night and yay u signed my arm hey jhon x! dude i'm a huge fan! i've always wanted to tell you this but never found the right way!...GO FUCK YOURSELF! hey! jhon from Pickled Dick here! thanks for the review! very kind of you! if anyone is interested in hearing us, you can at www.myspace.com/pickleddick .... also the album is really cheap on interpunk! there is a link on the my space page.... so the pickled dick album is pretty good then? See anyone can be anyone if they post anonymously. Weight lifting guys scrotum is tiny and his mom probably dresses him funny. Word Dante! That other guy is a chump! Actually my Voltron power is making grilled cheese with veggie dogs on the inside. I'm doing that now. As for Mr. "I'm killing your dad" that was a hyperbole to explain how you can't get upset over what happens on the website. Then if I remember you said you'd beat me up and then I must have gotten "defensive" and said that nothing here should be taken seriously. You're right I totally went over the edge defensive there. You win good one...but doesnt do anything but prove me right. oooohhhhhh...the truth comes out that you are a fucking retard and dante always writes long retarded shit...thats kinda his voltron power "Hahaha, dude, you don't think THIS guy got defensive?! He fucking wrote a whole paragraph about P.S.! haha AND he talked about making threats about killing me. Now if that's not defensive then you have your head up your own ass. Don't be a bitch because you're wrong." correction: about killing my DAD. right, he's a bigger fucktard than I thought he was "*ahem* right. So your big. And obviously witty (and well read, I mean really mangina that takes smarts). Anyhow being that Jones, Sickboi and myself live miles apart (and across the country) I don't think the three on one will happen anytime soon. However if you're ever in the San Jose area feel free to swing on by and you can "take me", as you put it. I have no problem fighting, or losing. However if you think something on here (I mean anything from the pickled dick joke, to me making threats about raping your mom and making your dad watch before I slit his throat and let him drown face down in a pool of his own blood) is worth fighting over you must come from the kiddie pool end of the gene pool. "boo yah, that guy was weird but funny nonetheless. he's probably some kid just messing with dante, jones and sickboi...but the funny thing is, look how defensive they got! hahaha wow..."C'mon guys!! We can't let this guy anonymously outpost us on Punknews.org and get away with it!" "Let's try and degrade him and beat him at his own game!" hahahaha yall crack me up. Well done guys, well. done." boo yah, that guy was weird but funny nonetheless. he's probably some kid just messing with dante, jones and sickboi...but the funny thing is, look how defensive they got! hahaha wow..."C'mon guys!! We can't let this guy anonymously outpost us on Punknews.org and get away with it!" "Let's try and degrade him and beat him at his own game!" hahahaha yall crack me up. Well done guys, well. done. dante, jones and sickboi...the new "demolition" or "legion of doom" or maybe something new like the Alliegience of Evil...every good tag team has to have a good name. Best poster of the year is the weight lifting fighting guy. This has got to be some other dude. who on earth actaully means they'll beat you up online? Seriously, I'll look out for some dude named Anonymous. Yo Tate, you forgot to sign the post below me. just shut up already! sheesh, i don't have time for you losers anymore. i'm going to go lift weights. and i meant the statement about beating you guys up so be on the lookout. assholes "the 3 of you combine into one gigantic mangina and have the biggest gay orgy ever! p.s. i'm 6'4 265 and i can take you 3 at the same time anytime, anywhere!" "the 3 of you combine into one gigantic mangina and have the biggest gay orgy ever! p.s. i'm 6'4 265 and i can take you 3 at the same time anytime, anywhere" Great band! the 3 of you combine into one gigantic mangina and have the biggest gay orgy ever! p.s. i'm 6'4 265 and i can take you 3 at the same time anytime, anywhere! For real on what Jones said. The three of us combine like members of Voltron (or a circle jerk) and e-destroy chumps like you all the time. "Sickboi, I'd rather have a "Kick you in the fuckin face"..you dumbshit" Dante, shut the fuck up you douchebag Why the hate towards Sickboi? That was slightly uncalled for. No sit in the time out zone and wear the "angry" hat till you've learned your leason. Sickboi, I'd rather have a "Kick you in the fuckin face"..you dumbshit I could totally see why pandas don't have sex. If I were a panda and they put me in a cage with a female panda I'd be like, "Oh great, she looks just like me". Would you rather have a"Pickled Dick" or a "Feable Weiner"? I like this band theyr'e silly and dorky and good fun pop punk (avoiding the dumb pitfalls that other bands fall into such as many of the corporate bands on MTV) they're early shows started out in my town in the UK. People should also check out a band called Encyclopedia, they tour with Pickled Dick a lot and are for fans of, Atom and His Package and Ozma and the like, would be into this http://www.purevolume.com/encyclopedia i really like the MP3's they have on purevolume, this shit is a lot of fun and definitley has a Lookout! feel to it. it's only $8.25 on interpunk, i think i'll pick it up the next time i order stuff. score is for the songs on purevolume. haha..panda-monium..nice. now that is funny, since they got a panda on the cover I would like to hear this |
