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| Great Glass ElevatorAll in the Golden Afternoon2005 self-released
Review by: Jesse See others by this writer God Forbid You Click This. (link) Only registered users can post comments Published on November 18th 2005
"Fike Philophobia" starts with the worst Elliott Smith impression I've ever heard, only to move into crappy high-pitched vocals that kick in with the line "waste away!" Uh-oh. Five kids from Orange County are having emotional troubles over their boring attempts to sound like a Drive-Thru band and Phantom Planet. They deserve to ride this wave all the way to the top. Woo-hoo.
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gge is the fucking shit.....you need to pull your head outta your ass....i love these fuys so fuck you! you've just wasted all these nice people's time reading this shit, you spend too much time being pretentious to actually sound intelligent or present any sort of real argument The Carpenters are pretty good though. Don't you remember you told me you loved me baby? Great glass elevator is an awsome band, they have every potential of being a great band! wow jesse you suck at reviewing things, do me a favor? and suck and cock, burn all your punk shirts and eat a gun no one likes the fucking carpenders and no one cares about your "boo who" statements. this review sounds like you were writing it while choking on a dick. love ya! These dudes suck major. It doesnt help that they are the most pretentious band ive ever come across. Davids live journal is full of all the reasons to back my statement. They are anything but original and they should go back to playing pop punk. Their sound is like New Found Glory meets the shitty shitty parts of frances the mute that no one wants to hear if they were even that talented which they arent. Oh yeah morrisey is pissed brah, watch out for a lawsuit. F- "And their music isn't really emotional. It's fuckin tripped out crazy talk. " No one from Orange County is original? Social Distortion was the original original. i hate it when band members post on their own news or review threads Everyone can have their own opinions. Lord knows i've trashed alot of bands. But this review is so far away from who these guys are. They don't know what the fuck Hollister is first of all. Adn their music isn't really emotional. It's fuckin tripped out crazy talk. Lastly, these guys have a fucking insane live show. I've seen them multiple times and each time they have crazy costumes, movies, intros, curtains, and god knows what else. If anything, these guys are about the only band out of Orange County even doing anything original. So fuck you. sometimes, bands like this get what they deserve, and i think jesse just gave it to them. there are going to be plenty of other places where this band will get a real review, but i actually think this is appropriate. there's too much of this shit out there. review approved 100%. hell yeah! tear these shit eaters a new one! jesse- I don't like this band, but I guess I didn't have as violent a reaction as this reviewer. |