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Saltwater Vampires: We Are Masterpieces Created by GodWe Are Masterpieces Created by God (2004)
Reviewer Rating: 2
Contributed by: greg0rbgreg0rb
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Almost every element of this band points to a classic Misfits ripoff act: The band’s name, the straight-up punk songs with names like “Devour You,” “Formaldehyde” and “Planet X,” the poor recording quality, and that one of the vocalists does a decent Danzig impersonation. It’s all evident within the first two minutes; opener “Subconscious Wish” has a bridge melody lifted straight from “Astro Zombies.” Unfortunately, these imitator melodies are the best they have to offer; most of the songs here don’t really grab me melodically or lyrically ,for that matter.
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