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Hawthorne Heights

If Only You Were Lonely
2006
Victory

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Published on February 28th 2006

Hawthorne Heights must relinquish their crown of "potentially worst active band" with If Only You Were Lonely, as the Victory Records ambassador has moderately improved enough to nearly dive into a drowning pool of mediocrity like the uninspired bands they so haphazardly ape. It's a rather amazing thing how their sophomore effort and followup to the mind-bogglingly high-selling debut, The Silence in Black and White, has honest spots of musical creativity, but these are high points of a still awfully derivative, lyrically atrocious act relying solely on brainless hooks bordering boring filler.

The first step the band has taken towards originality is their lack of screaming. Granted, whenever that signature tiger yelp roars from the background, it's still quite hilarious (sweet pseudo-breakdown on "Pens and Needles," dudes!), but it's a comedic act not performed as often as on Silence.

Secondly, the guitar work is finally thought-out. The potential of three guitars is never quite taken advantage of, but the band is finally throwing in thoughtful chord changes instead of a constant attack of detuned choruses and ill-advised post-hardcore twinkling (the latter of which still manages to appear in songs like "Language Lessons"). There's nothing amazingly theatrical or virtuous here, but in comparison to Silence it sounds almost Hendrix-esque.

The third improvement is most especially minor. Instead of relying on his emotionless baritone, J.T. Woodruff tends to sing in a more high-pitched, girly whine. He still sounds irritating, but at least there's some umph behind it.

One thing that hasn't changed is Hawthorne Heights' lyrical abilities. The band is still writing diary entries wrapped around nursery rhymes, and like the last record, once again best exemplified by the lead single. "Saying Sorry" offers pathetic lines like "saying goodbye's the hardest part / which we knew this from the start." Even the music industry-referencing "Breathing in Sequence" draws the cringing simile "I wish I could but I know I can't take it back / it's serious, just like heart attacks." This absolute lack of songwriting skill prevents what little enjoyment would be possible from listening.

Hawthorne Heights is no longer the bottom of the barrel laughingstock they once were, but they haven't yet proved to be anything more than pandering, fourth-rate arena screamo supposedly representing "underground" music. Song titles like "We Are So Last Year" and "Where Can I Stab Myself in the Ears" prove the band is well aware they are capable of nothing more than writing flat-sounding but catchy enough radio emo pop songs, and that they are simply a lasting fad who will (hopefully) fail to reach a considerable level of influence on the scene they believe to be dominating.

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Saying Sorry



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    Posted by lynnie on 2008-04-24 20:25:54

    i love hawthorne heights! they are the best!! my favorite band. theyre lyrics mean a lot to me, i dont get how people dont like them!!!

    Posted by lynnie on 2008-04-24 20:25:39

    i love hawthorne heights! they are the best!! my favorite band. theyre lyrics mean a lot to me, i dont get how people dont like them!!!

    Posted by flannagin94 on 2008-03-25 22:18:09

    This is an amazing album............. amazingly gay that is.

    Posted by Justlikeacat on 2007-12-24 13:12:55

    This album is funny... it really is. I dont honestly see how people can take it seriously. Victory Records will take any band...

    Posted by DestroyAllVirtues on 2007-11-28 12:49:16

    Their lyrics make me laugh.
    they have as much skill as Anal Cunt
    but AC is forever be godly

    Posted by aaron_07 on 2007-09-18 22:42:17

    ohio is for faggots

    Posted by chriswilson22 on 2007-09-02 03:24:02

    this band is HILARIOUS!

    have you seen that music video...the "these gutters will not change" song

    HAHA that video...slow motion guitar spins

    im crying from laughing so hard

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 6:54 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    omg i love hawthorne heights! fave band definetly ever since i heard saying sorry. now i have all their cd's and can't wait for the 2007 album!!! tiz gonna b sweet! and person down there who said they don't won't jt's hair...wutever...i luv jt!!!! he's my favorite out of the band, then casey...then so on...i named my fish jt woodruff....and i had a cat named casey after casey calvert lol. ok...i'll shutup now. anyone who hates hawthorne heights needs to DIE. and this album is definetly a 10! if i could go higher, it would b the highest number there is cuz i hav it and now every song

    Posted by crazytoledo on 2006-07-26 12:20:59

    people r so fucking stupid i mean we know the band rocks so you dont have to put they rock my socks. how fucking stupid and imature.

    Please tell me your not serious.

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, July 1, 2006 at 8:35 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    I don't believe Hawthorne Heights has ever been classified as "punk."

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, June 16, 2006 at 6:07 PM (EDT)

    If you don't like Hawthorne Heights, you don't understand what you're missing. Fun, catchy, punk songs.

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, June 12, 2006 at 10:53 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    people r so fucking stupid i mean we know the band rocks so you dont have to put they rock my socks. how fucking stupid and imature.

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 10:03 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Dude!

    Oroe

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 7:26 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    "This band was awesome live and their album is just as good. And if your going to post something dumb aout a band then at least have the balls to put your name on there. I love hawthorne heights so much i bought both parts, A and B, just so i could put the little booklets together : ) Now that is a true fan!"

    haha no that's a true loser.

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 6:53 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    Great album but the whole 2 CD thing>? I have both but its kinda a bad way of showing how to get money.

    Posted by crazytoledo on 2006-05-09 12:55:08

    My old haircut was kind of like JTs. That was awhile ago and I dont really know how to feel about it. I mean, sure I dont want to be associated with looking like any member of Hawthorne Heights, but all the emo girls love him...

    Maybe I should grow my hair like that again.

    Posted by crazytoledo on 2006-05-09 12:41:40

    Why are fans feeling special for owning both parts of the story by buying two copies of the CD?

    Even your typical 'dumb consumer' could tell you that it's a money making scheme hoping to cash in on fans and make them feel like they are 'helping the band' when all they're doing is bringing in more money to the label executives.

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 3, 2006 at 7:52 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    GREAT ALBUM!
    #12 is the best
    I love you guys,
    FUCKING ROCK MY FUCKING SOCKS!!!

    Posted by ilovesonny on 2006-05-02 15:41:12

    This band was awesome live and their album is just as good. And if your going to post something dumb aout a band then at least have the balls to put your name on there. I love hawthorne heights so much i bought both parts, A and B, just so i could put the little booklets together : ) Now that is a true fan!

    Posted by soyouare on 2006-04-26 15:32:08

    in my mind a big let down from the silence in black and white. this album lacks creativity and originality, and becomes redundant already after the first couple of songs. at least the silence... had a couple of tracks that stood out and could be listened to on repeat. i have to agree completely with this review though...i had my hopes up for this album, because i honestly thought the previous was a decent album with bright spots, but i was sadly mistaken. if they don't start bringing something new in, and also improve on their lyrics (which become more and more like a bad pop song where you can tell the lyrics before they even come), they're going to be a dead band soon. which, no doubt, would be a shame.

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 12:00 PM (EDT)

    quite possibly with the exception of Aiden, the worst band in the world.

    Posted by crazytoledo on 2006-04-16 12:23:52

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyy eeeeeaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Posted by hawthorne_heights_rox on 2006-04-16 05:01:36
    My Score:

    i like their new album but i still think the old one was better. JT IS HOT!!

    Posted by hawthorne_heights_rox on 2006-04-16 05:01:29

    i like their new album but i still think the old one was better. JT IS HOT!!

    Posted by md40_07 on 2006-04-03 18:13:19

    its people like the Cat fucking kid why so many people hate this band. It's so terrible. Obviously the kid who typed that is 14 years old and didn't even know who HH was until he saw there video on Fuse. I will say I like this band. They arn't my favorite band by any means but they arn't bad.

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, April 3, 2006 at 2:44 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    if u dont like hawthorne hieghts u should go gett fucked by ure cat u fag cus hawthorne hieghtts rocks

    -the shadow in the mirror-=====

    -===

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, April 3, 2006 at 2:43 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    if u dont like hawthorne hieghts u should go gett fucked by ure cat u fag cus hawthorne hieghtts rocks

    -the shadow in the mirror-=====

    -===

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, April 3, 2006 at 2:43 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    if u dont like hawthorne hieghts u should go gett fucked by ure cat u fag cus hawthorne hieghtts rocks

    -the shadow in the mirror-=====

    -===

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, April 3, 2006 at 2:43 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    if u dont like hawthorne hieghts u should go gett fucked by ure cat u fag cus hawthorne hieghtts rocks

    -the shadow in the mirror-=====

    -===

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, April 3, 2006 at 2:42 PM (EDT)

    if u dont like hawthorne hieghts u should go gett fucked by ure cat u fag cus hawthorne hieghtts rocks

    -the shadow in the mirror-=====

    -===

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, April 3, 2006 at 12:59 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    hey i thought this albulm was pretty good, it wasnt just the best ever but it was pretty cool. i dont understand why people even whine and complain about a band if they dont like them. if u dont like em mind your own damn bussiness and shut the hell up cuzz no one wants to hear you-seriously.
    if you commented on here just to say u think they suck...you REALLY do not have a life and need to get a hobby.

    now lets see all the crap yall are gonna say about this.

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, April 3, 2006 at 12:59 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    hey i thought this albulm was pretty good, it wasnt just the best ever but it was pretty cool. i dont understand why people even whine and complain about a band if they dont like them. if u dont like em mind your own damn bussiness and shut the hell up cuzz no one wants to hear you-seriously.
    if you commented on here just to say u think they suck...you REALLY do not have a life and need to get a hobby.

    now lets see all the crap yall are gonna say about this.

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, April 3, 2006 at 12:58 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    hey i thought this albulm was pretty good, it wasnt just the best ever but it was pretty cool. i dont understand why people even whine and complain about a band if they dont like them. if u dont like em mind your own damn bussiness and shut the hell up cuzz no one wants to hear you-seriously.
    if you commented on here just to say u think they suck...you REALLY do not have a life and need to get a hobby.

    now lets see all the crap yall are gonna say about this.

    Posted by md40_07 on 2006-03-29 21:56:09

    thank you for finally making a suggestion on something you like rather than ripping what you don't like...Bane is pretty good. My favorite metal bands are Darkest Hour and Haste The Day.

    Posted by crazytoledo on 2006-03-27 11:34:52

    it seems to me that the people who didn't put a score are about even on liking it and hating it...not to mention me, i'd probably give it around a 3 and a half or so...

    It seems to me that you made a mistake about the people.

    Why not go listen to something good, maybe some Bane?

    Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 2:40 PM (EST)

    hey fallen12 why dont you go cut your wrists and black your eyes HAHAHA! i give this albulm zero stars!

    Posted by md40_07 on 2006-03-25 11:45:11

    it seems to me that the people who didn't put a score are about even on liking it and hating it...not to mention me, i'd probably give it around a 3 and a half or so...

    Posted by crazytoledo on 2006-03-24 14:06:42

    If you read you'd notice that a majority of the 'haters' dont put a score rating.

    So a majority of the people on here hate them.

    Once you factor in regulars, more hate

    Posted by md40_07 on 2006-03-23 19:26:49

    No, I'm not saying this is the true meaning of music...i'm saying this stuff isn't terrible, but I can see how people think it is, just because it is getting so popular. The way I see it is that this band is getting quite a few good reviews from users on here...(even if they are 12), if you have to keep disagreeing with everyone mabye you just need to get the hell off of here

    Posted by crazytoledo on 2006-03-23 10:46:16

    Posted by fallen12 on 2006-03-22 22:32:38

    Does that 12 represent your age?

    Because you sure act 12.

    Posted by fallen12 on 2006-03-22 22:32:38
    My Score:

    score for the band id give you a 1 for the review. go suck a dick man. heh and after reading the posts that says hawthorne heigths are so popular but there music sucks and evryone listens to them...
    hmm...and the bands that are popular and no 1 listens to them........i don;t know about you but the statistics are showing that maybe you dont have a good taste in music. just saying...and to those of you who think their lyrics suck, at least you don't have to look the lyrics up to know what their saying on every word.

    Posted by fallen12 on 2006-03-22 22:23:50

    holy. dude!! what kinda crack you smoking??? hawthorne heights is the best band there is. hand down. so you just go and turn on your slipknot and have a drink.
    oh, p.s. there not a satanic band

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 22, 2006 at 10:15 PM (EST)

    hawthorne heights kicks ass dude.
    both albums r off the hook and its great music to skate to.
    effing stereotypers thinking that emo music is just *cut my wrists and black my eyes* its not just that. that by the way is a figure of speech. so go chew out rap or death metal

    ~hawthorne heights rocks~

    always will

    Posted by LostRustyBabe on 2006-03-21 21:26:06

    Nice nice cd love it and the old cd is pretty rad 2

    Posted by crazytoledo on 2006-03-21 19:59:56

    What you aint one of the emo drones that thinks this is the true meaning of music.

    I'm fucking shocked.

    Hawthorne Heights = SHit

    Posted by md40_07 on 2006-03-21 17:27:28

    what a fuckstick toledo. You steriotype people by the music they listen to...that is one of the shittiest things about people who also listen to rock music and people in general...you will probably counter that by saying something like "HH isn't rock music, its just shit" okay we get that you don't like them but you dont have to go make comments about masacists (sp). For your information I have never cut myself and never felt the least bit of need to. So whatever man

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, March 20, 2006 at 6:55 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    Most good songs some r only ok

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, March 20, 2006 at 5:59 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    That is BS man...they have some bad songs but they ROCK....and its "Wish we knew this from the start" look at the lyrics before you make fun of them >.

    Posted by crazytoledo on 2006-03-20 11:43:07
    My Score:

    And there's nothing to like about them....

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, March 17, 2006 at 7:13 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    Hawthrone Heights is a fabulous band. And there's nothing to hate about them....

    = ||

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 14, 2006 at 5:46 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    this cd is the best

    Posted by crazytoledo on 2006-03-13 09:52:38

    Hawthorne Heights - If Only You Were Lonely
    Posted by md40_07 on 2006-03-10 21:11:31

    Look at his first score of "Silence" it was a 1 out of 10 and he basically said he wouldn't wipe his ass with the pages in this CD booklet. He admits that HH arn't at the bottom of the barrel anymore. This could have been a completely different band that made this CD and it could have gotten a 7 out of 10, but just because its Hawthorne Heights everyone has to rip on them. If he didn't give this CD a shitty score then he would have been laughed at by people like you on here...thats all i'm saying


    He still hated it.

    And your an idioit, go cry yourself to sleep tonight. Your probably going to cut yourself too.

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, March 11, 2006 at 5:24 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    Don't hate the band.
    Hate the genre.

    I personally love this album.
    Got it the first day.
    And I don't regret a thing about it.

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, March 11, 2006 at 11:58 AM (EST)

    i had this cd february 1st, smart ones like me , go the there site and get the songs, download them and then burn it ;)
    -the cd is bad ass! fuck the haters

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, March 10, 2006 at 9:29 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    this band is a complete fucking joke.

    the end.

    -xLEGOSx

    Posted by md40_07 on 2006-03-10 21:11:31

    Look at his first score of "Silence" it was a 1 out of 10 and he basically said he wouldn't wipe his ass with the pages in this CD booklet. He admits that HH arn't at the bottom of the barrel anymore. This could have been a completely different band that made this CD and it could have gotten a 7 out of 10, but just because its Hawthorne Heights everyone has to rip on them. If he didn't give this CD a shitty score then he would have been laughed at by people like you on here...thats all i'm saying

    Posted by crazytoledo on 2006-03-09 11:08:30

    How is giving it a 3/10 saying it isn't bad?

    Posted by md40_07 on 2006-03-09 01:12:20

    who gives a fuck about what sold more? This album isn't bad, Brian admitted it and you should too

    Posted by crazytoledo on 2006-03-08 11:36:45


    According to the latest SoundScan figures, Ne-Yo's closest rival was last week's #1 album, the soundtrack to the Disney Channel original movie "High School Musical," which drops to #2 with sales nearing 128,000 (see "What Is 'High School Musical' And How Did It Get To #1?").

    Hawthorne Heights' If Only You Were Lonely finished at #3


    ROFFLE

    Posted by crazytoledo on 2006-03-08 11:35:50

    http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1525609/20060308/ne_yo.jhtml?he adlines=true

    MTV did something good.

    Hawthorne Heights came in thrid, not first.

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 at 6:45 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    OMG Hawthorne Heights is the best band out there and you can think whatever you want about them but I know I'm not the only one saying this, their new CD KICKS ASS and your just full of shit!

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 at 5:06 PM (EST)

    Say whatever you want ; I LOVE this band, and I LOVE this cd ; plain and simple.

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 at 1:15 AM (EST)

    Ne-Yo is a FUCKING FAG...Hawthorne Heights is the best band EvEr...

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 at 1:13 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    This is the best Album I have heard in a while. Better than any other shit thats out right now. And if you say its not, then clean the shit out of your ears and listen again.

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, March 6, 2006 at 8:45 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    i freaking love hawthorne heights and if you don't you are so full of monkey crap so go funk yourself you piece of shitaki

    Hawthorne Heights kicks arse

    ne-yo fucked a donkey

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, March 6, 2006 at 8:44 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    i freaking love hawthorne heights and if you don't you are so full of monkey crap so go funk yourself you piece of shitaki

    Hawthorne Heights kicks arse

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, March 6, 2006 at 8:42 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    i freaking love hawthorne heights and if you don't you are so full of monkey crap so go funk yourself you piece of shitaki

    Hawthorne Heights kicks arse

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, March 6, 2006 at 3:49 PM (EST)

    o my freaking gosh man!!! ok first u probabally dont even listen to punk stuff and u think its weird so why would u write that bullshark? i love hawthorne heights and everyone else in the world that listens to punk likes them 2 so just get over yourself!

    word out

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, March 6, 2006 at 3:08 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    this album is really good 2 me it reminds me of anberlin
    but to say its better than the white album is just not right man

    Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, March 5, 2006 at 10:18 PM (EST)

    the video for the single is like 5 different directors ideas and they just shoved them all together. Not to mention the absolute deer in headlight acting they all do.

    Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, March 5, 2006 at 3:34 PM (EST)

    Hawthorne Heights and Angels and Airwaves should do a tour. I can see it now, "The Holy Duelfecta of ROCK and Salvation"

    Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, March 5, 2006 at 12:40 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    this is a little too heavy for my liking but for a straight up hardcore album it is pretty good. Give them a few more years and they will be sounding like simple plan in no time. Keep it up! and never stop reaching for the stars.

    -The Holocaust was an illusion321

    Posted by md40_07 on 2006-03-05 00:38:01

    Much better than Silence...This is Who We Are and Where Do I Stab Myself In the Ears are great songs.

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, March 4, 2006 at 1:18 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    great band

    Posted by Russe11 on 2006-03-04 13:14:56

    Omg

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, March 4, 2006 at 11:19 AM (EST)

    Say what you will about Blink, but they are head and shoulders above anything this band could dream of producing. To suggest a comparison is an insult to human dignity. And I'm not even a huge Blink fan, though I admit I enjoy them.

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, March 4, 2006 at 11:09 AM (EST)

    to fat amanda

    not all of hawthorne heights fans are fat. Some are fucking gorgeous 14-17 year old girls. Shame they have such shitty taste

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, March 4, 2006 at 9:19 AM (EST)

    I think that last comment proves teenage girls and boys with no taste in music, are there sole listeners. OMGz!111

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, March 4, 2006 at 5:39 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    u guyz r assholes hawthorne heights r rly talented and theyre live show is incredible if u dont lyk em then u dont have to listen to em its as simple as that

    -fat amanda

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, March 4, 2006 at 1:18 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS IS THE GREATEST!!! WHY ARE YOU B**CHING ON THEM. They do have a little work to do on there live stuff but over all they fricken rock you homo beasts!!!! Why dont you compare them to blink who totally went and changed their style all together. Lets face it HAWTHORNE ROCKS

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, March 3, 2006 at 10:37 PM (EST)

    meh.

    i dont mind the single.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, March 3, 2006 at 10:05 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    omg u fags need to shut up becuz hawthorne heights r more punk rock then any of the shit you faggots listen 2. green day n blink arent punk just so u no so shut up FAGGOTS!!!!!

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, March 3, 2006 at 8:39 PM (EST)

    you have to realize....people who buy the most popular music usually dont spend all of their time on the internet posting angry messages to strangers on forums. they are busy working out and fucking beautiful women

    Posted by Russe11 on 2006-03-03 18:56:36

    Facinating story crazytoledo.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, March 3, 2006 at 1:41 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    =)

    Posted by crazytoledo on 2006-03-03 11:38:21

    So I was playing Halo 2 on Xbox Live at a friends house and I was playing Team Slayer and the on guy was quoting the Hawthorne Heights song 'Saying Sorry,' putting his mic up to the song so I had to hear it, and was saying its the #1 album.

    So I told him Hawthorne Heights are horrible an dhe's an idiot.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, March 3, 2006 at 3:07 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    Led Zepplin's "lV" The Beatles "White Album" = 1/10 the quality of the Heights!

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, March 3, 2006 at 1:35 AM (EST)

    I feel bad for Brian being subjected to listening to this ROCK music to write a review.

    No sympathy for him until he does what's right.

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 2, 2006 at 11:19 PM (EST)

    Two words: Shit Sandwich

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 2, 2006 at 10:27 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    So last night I went through and read all the lyrics to these songs....wow. You know the best kinds of laughs, the belly laughs that make your entire body go into convulsions because you're laughing so hard? Yeah, well I haven't had too many of those in awhile but the lyrics to these songs certainly provided me with a few.

    My score still stands, and I'm actually being pretty generous with the score because the lyrics are just that awful. It really deserves a zero. Next time, maybe they'll try. And if they really did try....they don't deserve to make music.

    Posted by everyday17 on 2006-03-02 22:07:56

    I feel bad for Brian being subjected to listening to this ROCK music to write a review.

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 2, 2006 at 9:33 PM (EST)

    When it comes down to it, these guys just suck.

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 2, 2006 at 9:30 PM (EST)

    why the hell do you post this nonsense, and why do i always click on it

    Posted by Russe11 on 2006-03-02 21:29:04

    Haha that was supposed to be anonymous

    Posted by Russe11 on 2006-03-02 21:28:25

    Hello everyone jamey jasta from hatebreed here!! apparently hambone heights think they are the new saviors of rock!? !?? That is bs, hatebreed will personally bonesaw these turd furgesons into a four figure leg lock submission!!! we rock out with our edge out, and mark my words, i will give a biceptual smackdown to any assbitch who dares try and steal our baton of rock!!!! they threw themselves into this living hell!! (a clever play on words of my favorite song from the hatebreed discografy)

    till death tear the limbs of hambone thighs' wanna be torch berrors of rock apart,

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 2, 2006 at 8:08 PM (EST)

    Danrock is my girlfriend.

    - Kirby

    Posted by fistchode on 2006-03-02 19:59:33

    sXenster: it appears that you take all the corporate bullshit those stores feed you seriously. I worked in the music section of the equivilant to Best Buy for 4 years, and it's all shit. Pure shit. I didn't mind when people stole, as long as it wasn't around me, and even if it was, I'm not risking my life for some bullshit company.

    Although when kids play on the video game machines and leave their garbage there, and I have to clean it up... that's a little annoying.

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 2, 2006 at 6:22 PM (EST)

    " I couldn't even understand how little 12 year old girls would enjoy it. I feel bad for anyone who owns a part of this band's discography."

    Because they are soooo cute and dangerous!

    Posted by danrock on 2006-03-02 18:12:05

    Kirby hasa girlfriend!

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 2, 2006 at 5:22 PM (EST)

    The song "Saying Sorry" is actually refering to their failure to perpetuate ROCK music to the forefront. It turns out Neo was victorious after all in his struggle to save Zion.

    Posted by KirbyPuckett on 2006-03-02 17:13:21

    I was flipping through the On Demand videos the other day over my girlfriend's house and I noticed this band had one on there. I had never listened to the band and figured I would give it a shot...

    WOW.

    They are terrrrrrible.

    I couldn't even understand how little 12 year old girls would enjoy it. I feel bad for anyone who owns a part of this band's discography.

    - Kirby

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 2, 2006 at 3:57 PM (EST)

    On the comment about the screaming...I heard the first record, and to me, it sounds like the screaming was an afterthought. Like..oh shit, no one likes pop punk anymore, better through some unintelligble screams in there...and throw a bunch of studio effects on it too.

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 2, 2006 at 2:50 PM (EST)

    From what i understand, the battle is not over until the end of the week.

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 2, 2006 at 2:15 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    what now bitches

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 2, 2006 at 2:13 PM (EST)

    Anyone want to see The Loved Ones’ record release show at CBGB’s tonight?

    Unfortunately, despite the widespread rumors, Hilary Duff will not opening but None More Black and Zolof the Rock and Roll Destroyer are, so there will be a decent level of ROCK in the room. Not quite Hawthorne Heights' ROCK, but still...

    I have an extra ticket.

    Posted by Otter on 2006-03-02 14:10:30

    Victory used to be good what the hell happened? I had victory style 1-4 and it was all crazy hardcore.

    Posted by fox82 on 2006-03-02 13:24:32

    So did this (horrible) record save ROCK music??

    Posted by Godfather on 2006-03-02 12:36:33

    lol how french of you

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 2, 2006 at 12:36 PM (EST)

    no u wise ass fag (what a shit insult) oh yes lets listen to simple plan(but secretly get bummed up the ass)D

    DICKWEED!!!

    by the way i think fag has one g shitwit

    Posted by TheWise on 2006-03-02 12:31:21

    I accept defeat on mispelling grammar.

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 2, 2006 at 12:30 PM (EST)

    the wies is fag he would not no a good band if it hit him in teh ballz. listen to real bands like simple plan and mest.
    i can speak for all the guyz on this board when i say they are the best.
    FAGGG!

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 2, 2006 at 12:29 PM (EST)

    well this is certainly much better than hip-hop ganster shit that somehow makes it to the top of the charts because they drug everyone up first so in conclusion

    FUCK YOU GANTSTA SHITS!!!!!!

    Posted by Godfather on 2006-03-02 12:28:54

    thewise, you are a complete douchebag....you tried to act all high and mighty telling someone to use proper grammar and then misspelled the fucking word "grammar"...so basically, not only are you a douchebag, but youre a stupid douchebag

    Posted by Godfather on 2006-03-02 12:26:16

    yeah post his phone number im seriously gonna call that douche bag up....i wont threaten him or anything but ill damn sure put him in his place

    Posted by TheWise on 2006-03-02 12:25:45

    Hello every1!
    Somethin9s rulz, yet other thin9s are teh suck!

    Posted by Scruffy on 2006-03-02 12:24:36

    It sounds like you need to call him. Repeatedly.
    And have us all do the same.
    And, when you call, just have Hawthorne Heights playing into the earpiece.

    Posted by Godfather on 2006-03-02 12:24:00

    haha you can't even spell grammar, why should we listen to you?

    hahahahahaahahah

    what a douche

    Posted by TheWise on 2006-03-02 12:22:24

    Oh, and learn to use some fucking grammer.

    Posted by TheWise on 2006-03-02 12:22:00

    Unlike that little shit a few comments down, I have the guts to at least post with an account.
    I know real bands, I am not a little 'emo fag'.
    My favorite band is Bad Religion.
    Real bands? Descendants, Propagandhi, Face to Face.
    Oh, and I'm most likely a few years older than you, shithead.

    Posted by darkstarm on 2006-03-02 12:16:25

    So I sent Tony an e-mail telling him he's giving Chicago a bad name. He replies with his phone number, telling me to call him. I think it's pretty fucking funny.

    Posted by Godfather on 2006-03-02 12:06:37
    My Score:

    tub of douche > tony brummel

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 2, 2006 at 11:57 AM (EST)

    Wow.

    With that email HH now is officially the worst band in the world.

    Game over guys.

    Posted by darkstarm on 2006-03-02 11:27:57

    "Please remind me how Hawthorne Heights are destroying underground music."

    I had a big post in my head but just look at that street team e-mail.

    These guys have moved on to the top of the Holy Trinity of the Suck.

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 2, 2006 at 11:08 AM (EST)

    "which we knew this from the start"

    aha. this is actually the line in the song... of the link posted.

    something like: "and we knew this from the start" i think would have been more applicable.

    that victory street team e-mail is amazingly scaryyy.

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 2, 2006 at 11:06 AM (EST)

    hey the wise i bet your relly a litttle emo fag you probebly dont even know who real band are are ive been listening to punk forever and hawthorn are fags

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 2, 2006 at 10:45 AM (EST)

    he's right you know. san dimas high school football does in fact rule. however, hawthorne heights does not.

    Posted by kennyhowdoudo on 2006-03-02 10:40:27

    This band is good but they could be better, a little less emo guys!

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 2, 2006 at 10:15 AM (EST)

    Victory in spite of all terror

    thats pretty creepy.

    Posted by sXenester on 2006-03-02 10:10:29

    So, I work at a CD store, the biggest chain in the US 'cause I'm a massive sellout.

    Ne-Yo's sold extremely well, so far.
    My (hot) assistant manager put on the HH CD last night to see if it was any good. We took it off within 30 seconds.

    How has the HH CD sold so far? It hasn't. I don't think we've sold a single fucking copy. That neck-and-neck business is bullshit.

    And kids? Don't fucking move CDs on us, because then I have an excuse to be a bastard to you. Aww, you want that parental advisory CD? FUCK NO! ID! NOW! GET OUT!

    And seriously, all you 12 year olds who think it's funny to look through the porn - it's not. It's fucking annoying, and a waste of my time to admonish you because I give one warning, then you're the fuck out of my store.

    To conclude-
    San Dimas High Football RULES!

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 2, 2006 at 9:23 AM (EST)

    This was posted on the Velvet Rope.

    An email for the Victory Street Team:
    "Happy Hawthorne Heights day everyone - street date has finally arrived!

    It all comes down to the next six days and maximizing our sales at as
    many stores as possible. We are neck-and-neck with this Ne-yo
    character on Universal and we need everyone out there tilting the tide
    in our favor. Our projected numbers for first week sales are about
    even so we really need to make every unit count if we want to win.

    We do this first by selling more Hawthorne Heights, hitting as many
    stores as possible, making sure Hawthorne Heights stock is in the
    front and very visible in every store we visit. Get inside, do what
    you need to do, and move on to the next store. Move Hawthorne Heights
    into as many key positions as you can. Remember there are two covers
    so not only put them together, put them in different places. HH should
    have spots in all the new release racks toward the front of the store
    but we can always increase our presence by dropping a few in another
    displays.

    If you don't see our product on display at the front of the store,
    particularly later in the week, then go to the bin and move what you
    can. There are a lot of stores that are not as on top of this as they
    should be, especially something as hot as Hawthorne Heights, so we
    need to give these people all the help they can get.

    Also look for HH in the areas where stores keep overstock. Sometimes
    this is below the bins or on the top of the rack. If you find any CDs,
    particularly under the bins, try to move those out first to the other
    areas of the store.

    On the off chance you find a store that doesn't have any copies of the
    new Hawthorne, find a clerk and ask him why they don't have it. If
    it's sold out, find out when they have more coming in. If it's showing
    as in stock, let him know that you can't find it so he knows to order
    more.

    Here is a list of the best chain stores to go to:

    Best Buy

    Target

    Wal Mart

    FYE

    Coconuts

    Wherehouse

    Circuit City

    Sam's Club

    K Mart

    Sam Goody

    Virgin Borders

    Borders

    Barnes & Noble

    Fred Meyer

    Hastings

    Meijer

    As for Ne-yo, the name of the game is to decrease the chances of a
    sale here. If you were to pick up handful of Ne-yo CDs, as if you
    were about to buy them, but then changed your mind and didn't bother
    to put them back in the same place, that would work. Even though this
    record will be heavily stocked and you might not be able to move all
    the stock, just relocating a handful creates issues: Even though the
    store will appear to be out of stock, the computer will see it as in
    stock and not re-order the title once it sells down and then Ne-Yo
    will lose a few sales later in the week

    This is most important in stores were we are competing with Ne-yo,
    which is in the big chains that sell pop and urban product. The stores
    listed above are in the order you should hit them up.

    The main thing is to keep the pressure up all week. First day sales
    are important but keeping our sales going and having a strong weekend
    are equally important to grabbing the #1 slot that belongs to us.

    Please be sure to email me this week and let me know which stores you
    have gone to and worked your magic at.

    Thanks everyone,

    Abby

    Victory at all costs, Victory in spite of all terror, Victory however
    long and hard the road may be; for without Victory, there is no
    survival.

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 2, 2006 at 4:18 AM (EST)

    hey lets listen to nickelback, they also rock
    I heard that hootie & the blowfish will sign to victory next week, they could also save rock & punk
    and manowar will also sign a victory deal...man that is punkrawk

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 2, 2006 at 2:52 AM (EST)

    wait, this band didn't revive ROCK did they? And by that i mean, they didn't beat that one group/Guy did they?

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 2, 2006 at 2:37 AM (EST)

    just cos it got guitars its doesnt mean its rock or even punk, ha ha hawthorne heights they suck ass, ´holy shit Tesco Vee can you beat this Emo Kids up please

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 2, 2006 at 2:14 AM (EST)

    I'd rather be raped by an elephant than listen to this piece of shit.

    Posted by Cos on 2006-03-02 01:58:03

    I have no idea what this band or a lot of the other bands The Kids listen to these days and I keep looking at the Take Action sampler. Its only $6... For fans of this kinda stuff, is it a good sampler?
    --Cos

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 2, 2006 at 1:21 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    You guys are crazy. This has got to be one of the best albums of the year, possibly of the last 5 years. Emotional, intricate, genre-bending. This the the soundtrack to 2006. Rock music has returned.

    -Jason Tate

    Posted by TheWise on 2006-03-02 00:59:12

    Oh, and also, either get an account or post under your user name.

    Posted by TheWise on 2006-03-02 00:42:18

    Please remind me how Hawthorne Heights are destroying underground music.
    I don't love this band, but it is rare to see a rock band on the billboard charts, getting attention, in a world filled with rap music. And as for the comment on immaturity, just look at how many people resort to calling them fags, as opposed to intelligent observation.

    Posted by Mute98 on 2006-03-01 23:34:59

    hahahaha the comment below me made me burst out laughing

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 1, 2006 at 11:25 PM (EST)

    I am more than ready to personally hand HH the impenetrable torch of ROCK music to carry on its legacy.

    Posted by Godfather on 2006-03-01 23:12:08
    My Score:

    sup, just wanted to post my score again in case you guys forgot

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 1, 2006 at 9:38 PM (EST)

    i saw comeback kid in portland a couple nights ago and they played like a 30 minute warped tour style set, super super short, that shit was kinda dissapointing...

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 1, 2006 at 9:17 PM (EST)

    Seriously? its not that bad of an album? ive had it for a while (ADVANCE COPY WOOOO!) and it def isnt great, but its not as fucking horrible as you are making it out to be.

    Also, FUCK Ne-Yo? what the fuck? who would listen to that shit?

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 1, 2006 at 8:59 PM (EST)

    when is the Lagwagon US tour?

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 1, 2006 at 7:09 PM (EST)

    Good sound, terribile lyrics!!!!

    Posted by Scruffy on 2006-03-01 18:50:58

    Out here in the cornfields of the midwest, it's either post relentlessly on the internet or do drugs, and I'm not a big fan of drugs.

    Posted by Neo_Reloaded on 2006-03-01 18:39:29

    I don't get the big deal over hating this band. Yes, their music is pretty damn boring, and the most they ever seem to accomplish is a marginally catchy hook here or there. Yes a lot of dumb kids like them, a lot apparently. Who cares? A lot of breath seems to be wasted on this band.

    Posted by Scruffy on 2006-03-01 18:32:36

    You're getting too worked up over the thought of someone getting worked up that your getting worked up over people getting worked up.

    Na, just kidding.

    And these guys aren't ruining music, they just suck. But they suck a lot and I'm pretty much constantly bored. That's why I post a lot.

    Posted by FuckYouOiOiOi on 2006-03-01 18:25:35

    Some of you people are bigger drama queens than this band (apparently) is. they're not destroying the 'scene' or ruining 'music'. Thats impossible. There are still many great punk bands making real music to listen to. I've never even listened to a whole song by these guys and I don't have to. Neither do any of you. A simple 'this band sucks' or something along those lines will do. No need to get worked up over it.

    And for the idiot who says, 'you're getting worked up over people getting worked up', I'm really not. I'm just bored and started rambling.

    Posted by cantsitstill on 2006-03-01 17:41:48
    My Score:

    Chinatown,
    Probably b/c they knew it would garner the most posts/hatemail.

    Why didn't they do an animated icon for the TWO album covers?

    Posted by opened_ground on 2006-03-01 16:41:05

    whoah someone gave props to benton falls! Ethel Meserve is one of my favorite emo bands of all time

    Posted by psychoos231 on 2006-03-01 16:39:23

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    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 1, 2006 at 4:09 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    Is there a reason why this review is on top? Victory obviously isn't paying you to review the album, so there's no need to glorify it like this.

    -Chinatown

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 1, 2006 at 3:49 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    frick u this an amazing song/album why dnt u go bak to listening to ur barbies hip-hop wigger shit

    Posted by Fatty_Arbuckle on 2006-03-01 15:42:17

    Great first sentence on this review. Well done.

    This band sucks my ass.

    Posted by Scruffy on 2006-03-01 15:24:04

    Where did anyone say they dislike this band because other people like them. I'm pretty sure we're disliking them for all the reasons you mentioned, other than that one.

    Posted by mustard on 2006-03-01 14:56:05

    i heard that the hawthorne heights drummer is so bad that the producer of their first album had to go in and record some of the stuff himself and then later took his name off the album because even he hated it.

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 1, 2006 at 2:51 PM (EST)

    jesus.

    hate this band for being boring, hate them for being bad, hate them for being unoriginal, but for fuck's sake, stop hating bands because people like them. you sound like a bunch of goth kids.

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 1, 2006 at 2:30 PM (EST)

    if you want to listen to a flawless emo performance, listen to benton falls' "guilt beats hate"

    in-fucking-credible

    Posted by thehandshakepact on 2006-03-01 14:19:26

    I played these guys on my radio show last week as a joke and I lost 8 listeners in 60 seconds (i'm on internet radio, so we can see how many people were listening). That event proves that there still is hope.

    Posted by Otter on 2006-03-01 14:06:46

    I am surprise the Hawthorne Heights mafia hasn't bashed on you guys and started crying about it yet. Fucking Emo bitches.....

    Posted by Scruffy on 2006-03-01 12:55:48

    "I know it's "cool" to sit your Mom's basement and type bad things about new bands"

    It is? Crap. I'd better move back home and stop working full-time, then.
    Also, apparently my mom needs to build a basement.

    Posted by opened_ground on 2006-03-01 12:09:06

    can someone post this duff review somewhere else? I missed it when it first went up and now I feel like I've missed out on something very important.

    -(formerly Kenjamin)

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 1, 2006 at 11:59 AM (EST)

    You guys should seriously check out their message/myspace-ish site. It is the biggest collection of douche bags in one place in the history of music.

    I'm considering collecting the pictures/usernames/quotes from that site for historic purposes, to always have a reference point to make sure I'm never as much as a douche bag of these douches.

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 1, 2006 at 11:57 AM (EST)

    Um no. Fuck this band. Wahhhh we said mean things wahhhh
    Part of being an artist that produces music for public consumption is the chance that they will be criticized, deal with it chica.

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 1, 2006 at 11:32 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    That's just the point, a band espcially in the punk community is more than just music! so stop telling people they're immature for standing up to bands like HH who are actually destroying underground music. Maybe to you it's just music and that's fine but please shut the fuck up when people who actually care about this scene stand up for it.

    Posted by TheWise on 2006-03-01 11:02:46

    I won't score it yet, as I have yet to hear it, but I'm sure most of the people on this board have done so.
    Seriously guys, I'm not a fan of this band but grow the fuck up. I know it's "cool" to sit your Mom's basement and type bad things about new bands, but in the words of Jello Biafra,
    "If it offends you, just don't listen to it!"

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 1, 2006 at 10:49 AM (EST)

    Oh, and worry not, I'm writing Bigwig for Tuesday unless someone submits something well-written enough.

    I would submit a Bigwig review, but how will I know if you'll post it? I mean, the Duff review was very well-written.

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 1, 2006 at 10:31 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    Great Review!

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 1, 2006 at 9:47 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    in the words of dan yemin... Hawthorne Heights is music for retarded fags

    Posted by thirtyseconds on 2006-03-01 09:35:52

    I would have reviewed Bigwig if my copy had turned up at my front door yet. Oh, you said well written.

    Posted by housewrecker on 2006-03-01 09:20:59

    I'm mad stoked for that new Ne-Yo record to drop yo

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 1, 2006 at 8:00 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    their lyrics made me laugh like wow..
    emo kids we ll love this..its all about whinning and cut some wrists

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 1, 2006 at 6:02 AM (EST)

    less talk, more... ROCK!

    Posted by swingline on 2006-03-01 02:16:16

    i want to kick every member of this band in the throat.

    Posted by BTown on 2006-03-01 00:12:47

    i love how tony@victory hasnt posted here under his screenname in forever....i guess he knows what a giant douchebag he is.

    I'm surprised somebody hasn't made a nickname recently as has been done with Dick Cheney and Tom Delonge.

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 1, 2006 at 12:03 AM (EST)

    What happened to Christie front drive, Boys life, Penfold and the like??? When emo was called badly recorded indie rock???

    Posted by Godfather on 2006-03-01 00:00:11
    My Score:

    i love how tony@victory hasnt posted here under his screenname in forever....i guess he knows what a giant douchebag he is.

    i take that back, calling him a giant douchebag is an insult to douchebags

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 11:57 PM (EST)

    Some of the most god-awful music known to man. Not many sounds make me want to extinguish lit cigarettes inside my ears...this did. When is this fucking trend going to go the way of the boy bands???

    ---Trav.

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 11:38 PM (EST)

    If you kids want to listen to good music, check out Ceremony. They're from viirginia and play some of the the best rock i've heard. fuckin jesus and mary chain on drum machine crack. do it.

    haha, i'm spamming for a band i'm not even in!

    Posted by inagreendase on 2006-02-28 21:53:16

    Oh, and worry not, I'm writing Bigwig for Tuesday unless someone submits something well-written enough.

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 9:45 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    Thanks for reviewing this album guys...I'm gonna go swallow a shotgun shell.

    Posted by fistchode on 2006-02-28 21:44:10

    a simile is a metaphor.

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 9:35 PM (EST)

    I've never ever in my life heard any song by this band, nor have I ever seen a picture of them. Drown me in the sweet waters of your envy.

    -Ken

    Posted by inagreendase on 2006-02-28 21:34:13

    Seriously good call on the simile/metaphor thing, I wrote this from scratch this morning in like 20 minutes and was bound to fuck something up.

    Also, these lyrics are not typoed in any form or fashion.

    Posted by CUAPUNKRADIO on 2006-02-28 21:21:17

    was i too drunk to hear any boos for tlo/tla. and the nofx set was amazing and i havent listened to them in years. maybe i was just drunk

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 9:19 PM (EST)

    I was at The Nation. The Lawrence Arms set was amazing. So was The Loved Ones. NoFX was a letdown, but their fans were the real irritation.
    I was right up front for the first two bands, and the number of dumb jocks that booed them and complained because "these pussy bands should get off the stage for NoFX" was aggravating.
    Not to mention, I love the irony in comparing Fat Mike's open-minded liberal lyrics to El Hefe's somewhat-bigoted onstage banter.
    Anyway, I may write a review of it, so I'm gonna stop talking now.

    Posted by colin on 2006-02-28 21:10:40

    i totally agree with every aspect of this based on what ive heard from their singles but i gotta ask...if u hate all these aspects of this band then why would u even bother listening to their album?

    if you only review albums that are good, or only give good reviews to albums, you end up losing credibility. look at how absolutepunk used to / sometimes currently operates. they did nothing but hype albums and paid no attention to the negative aspects, or albums outside of their target demographic, and since have basically become the joke of the scene.

    while hawthorne heights is, in no way, punk rock, their affiliation with victory and the loose affiliation with being 'indie' gives them a reason to be on this site. the point of being a review site is to show that there are both good and bad albums, and if we ignore the bad ones, then how is it to show what we're looking for in music?

    Posted by cdogg on 2006-02-28 20:47:53
    My Score:

    Score is for Husker Du's "I Don't Want To Know If You Are Lonely." Clearly they were a big influence on Hawthorne Heights as they gave them the courage to be an openly gay punk band.

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 8:43 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    I waiting for the new Streetlight Manifesto CD

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 8:36 PM (EST)

    yea we got "necrotism" (the RAB tracK) as well

    Posted by sickboi on 2006-02-28 20:35:34

    They played Quincetuple? FUCK YOU!!!!

    Though we got that track from Rock Against Bush

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 8:26 PM (EST)

    yo so the lawrence arms/nofx show last night at nation anyone?? any show were you can see 100 resolutions, quencituple your money, and the decline in its entirety is actually worth the twenty bucks

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 8:16 PM (EST)

    haha....im not saying this is a good record, but jesus christ i am sick of fucking pencil pushing nerds who write these reviews....if this music is so easy to do and elementary - why isnt everyone famous? its really easy to be a hater; step out from behind your review and go start a band smart ass......

    Posted by Testiclese on 2006-02-28 20:08:42
    My Score:

    this is my new 'get it on' cd

    Posted by mustard on 2006-02-28 19:41:56

    i totally agree with every aspect of this based on what ive heard from their singles but i gotta ask...if u hate all these aspects of this band then why would u even bother listening to their album?

    Posted by GreenVandal on 2006-02-28 19:21:04
    My Score:

    Some of the guitar work actually aint bad. The singer is so pro tooled and horrible that he kills any momentum that the guitars almost build. INcredibly generic song structure. Atrocious lyrics. Is that a fucking moog in their single? Oh acoustic guitars AND screaming in ONE song? That shits insane for realz.

    If someone introduced the lead guitarist to some Fugazi records and put him in a new band, he might not be half bad. I cant believe they have three guitarists. It sounds more like they hve half of one.

    Anyway. Less ROCK and more DUFF

    Posted by Godfather on 2006-02-28 19:03:47
    My Score:

    i just wanted to post my score again :)

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 7:03 PM (EST)

    Brian spent time writing a review for this album.

    C'Mon. He reads from a card!!!

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 7:01 PM (EST)

    Post reviews for a radio-friendly modern ROCK "emo" album, because they're a "band" and have played Warped Tour and are on a once relevant label, but what about a solo artist who is a young woman? Sexism. We all know Duff ROCKS way harder. And her music is explicitly about deconstructing the formulaic boudaries that exist within Brian's mind when he posts reviews of bands like Hawthorne Heights, instead (as well as the boundaries that limit this type of horrible horrible music).

    Brian has the spine of a chocolate eclair.

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 6:45 PM (EST)

    Jesus christ , post a Bigwig review already. What are you waiting for?

    Posted by givemeamuseumandillfillit on 2006-02-28 18:44:01
    My Score:

    I read an interview with them 3 months ago where they said that the new stuff "had breakdowns". There's like 3-4 of them on this cd and they are hilarious, they're even weeker than the one in that OUTSIDE OF YOUR WINDOW....WITH MYY RAAADIIIOO song. Overall, it's aids pop, so i'm gonna give it a 4 because we won the fucking hockey, and i hate hockey.

    Posted by givemeamuseumandillfillit on 2006-02-28 18:41:21

    This band go to their own merch table a few times per tour... BUY THEIR CD!. It's 100% ROCK!

    Posted by lol_omg_wtf_nambla on 2006-02-28 18:21:08

    How are those fish in that barrel doing? Seriously, good review though. I just found out that I used to date a girl who's waaaaay into this band now. That's more than a little creepy.

    Posted by SlackMFr on 2006-02-28 18:05:46

    I hate this band more than Dr. Phil.

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 5:59 PM (EST)

    I still don't see how its humanly possible to make a statement like "Hawthorne Heights are the worst band ever housed on Victory" when the same label released two records by Snow Dogs.

    He has a point.

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 5:52 PM (EST)

    kudos to you my friend, and kudos again. what a fucking bullshit, joke of a band.

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 5:51 PM (EST)

    Look at this hilarious attempt to take "rock" back to the masses. This band is a product of media buys and over spendin