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Epitaph Records -- Millencolin

Taking influence from `80s punk and hardcore, Pretty Boy Thorson really plays country songs. We're not talking about some shitty alt-country band who's tops in the indie charts, or some hipster calling 12 bars and an acoustic guitar country, we're talking Mere, Hank, Johnny, and crew. And they play these country songs much too fast and drunk. The result, my friends, is a practically self-released EP featuring six original songs about drinking and hard luck, and one Merle Haggard cover about drinking and hard luck.

Featuring cowboy chords, rhythmic bass, punk drums that pay tribute to tradition, and a loud guitar chock full of rockabilly riffs backed by an acoustic. Stiffed in tradition, front-man Jesse shouts and growls out witty verses like

This life that I live / it don't go nowhere at all / It just intersects with emptiness and alcohol / the hardest part of living / is living with myself and if the drinking don't kill me then I'll think of something else.
and
Don't try to fight it / you'll just wear yourself out / I guess somebody should've warned you before this started / You might go down swinging, but you'll still go down / So stay where you are and don't make a sound / Kid you don't have a chance, don't try to fight it, don't try to understand / Take a pull from that bottle, sit down and relax.

Intercut in these two-to-three-minute rockers is "Two Step Across Two Harbors," a 3/4 country waltz about heartache and leaving a small town. And sandwiching this ballad are "I Know I Said I Love You But I Guess I Don't," and the honky-tonkin' "The Luckiest Man Alive," which features the repeated chorus, "I never loved you at all." So to take stock, we have one heartache ballad, one song about drinking alone bitterly, two about never loving the woman in question, and two about having the deck stacked against you, as the album rounds off with "Things I Should Have Told You Before," which ends with the repeated phrase, "Do what you like, stay in your place, but wipe that smile off your face!" Unlisted on the track list is a cover of Merle Haggard's "I Think I'll Just Stay Here and Drink," which seemlessly fits in the band's catalogue of songs.

This disc feels just like a teaser, like a warning of something great to come. And though it really feels flawless without any songs pushing the boundaries of your patience, it's just plain too short. I want more. I want a lot more. But I guess this shall appaease me until the band gets a chance to put out a full-length.

[Ed.'s Note: A member of Pretty Boy Thorson & the Falling Angels is a brother of Jesse's.]



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    Posted by sickboi on 2006-06-14 14:47:15

    PS -

    it is important to be actively involved in music culture before you criticize it's reviewers

    You dope. I may not be the best reviewer, or videogrpaher, but I consider myself pretty "actively involved". What the fuck does that statement mean anyways....you can't criticize a critic? Retard.

    Posted by sickboi on 2006-06-14 14:44:05

    Casey -

    1. The "oi" is an obvious joke. I don't listen to oi or street punk...
    2. How was I trying to be a tough guy? I didn't threaten him, I simply called him out on some shit I didn't agree with. If anything, Jesses talks more shit that 95% of the people posting on here...
    3. The classic "make music" post... Son, you have no fucking clue what I do with my free time. I film, do some photography, travel, and have a full time career. Don't make statements when you don't know shit about me. Besides, you're a fucking drummer. I played drums in a few bands for several years. Anyone with a decent amount of rhythm and coordination can pull it off...

    Posted by Scruffy on 2006-06-14 12:00:09

    Hey Casey. You don't need to play music to critique it. Case in point (though with movies): Roger Ebert is one of the best critics in any field. He also wrote Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls. Creating and critiquing are two vastly different things.

    Posted by Jesse on 2006-06-14 08:23:18

    Interpunk is selling the 7 inch, and you can get ahold of them through their Myspace page, I think. I don't know their actual e-mail off the top of my head.

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, June 14, 2006 at 7:29 AM (EDT)

    i was too wrapped up in commenting about the lame bickering to ask where i can get this record? jesse...any suggestions? steal one from your brother....but seriously, i'd like to purchase one.
    -TOBB

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, June 14, 2006 at 7:24 AM (EDT)

    ahahahah. i love this site. like a couple of retards fighting over the red crayon. awesome.

    you're not punk! no, YOU'RE not punk. hahahha.
    -TOBB

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, June 14, 2006 at 4:07 AM (EDT)
    My Score:

    Dude...sickboi, you're tired. Try embracing a user name that does not celebrate the suffix oi. That shit is so fucking redundant. Secondly, it is important to be actively involved in music culture before you criticize it's reviewers. Plus, internet beef is for suckers. You're not cool, and being tough on the interweb will never make you that way. Get over yourself, and invest your time in something appropriate....like playing music.
    Your friend, Casey...Jesse's brother

    Posted by Scruffy on 2006-06-12 23:38:23

    "you want me to review a show while carrying a backback of kittens?"

    I would like to see that.

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, June 12, 2006 at 3:59 PM (EDT)

    Jesse-

    I'd think you'd have a better comeback than that. Honestly "I don't see you trying anything new?"

    What the fuck, you want me to review a show while carrying a backback of kittens? Or film a show with my feet? Christ kid, where do you come up with your retorts?

    -sickboi

    Posted by lushj on 2006-06-11 20:09:40
    My Score:

    This is more country-flavored punk, the distortion's pretty major. Still, the band's pretty cool, I think it'd be cool to see live.

    (a Jesse not related to any current or former member of this band)

    Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, June 11, 2006 at 2:51 PM (EDT)

    I'm listening to King Khan and BBQ right now for the first time, and I have to say this is the best thing I've heard in at least a year.

    Seriously.

    -Ken

    Posted by cash_money_hustla on 2006-06-10 20:57:42

    Nobody was doubting whether or not you liked country, it's the fact that your brother is in the band that makes the review questionable. Also, if all you listen to is country and blues, why are you writing reviews for a punk news website?

    Posted by Jesse on 2006-06-10 20:09:31

    Erm, that was me. I forgot to log in.

    Heh.

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, June 10, 2006 at 8:08 PM (EDT)

    Smarmy editors! That was a detail left out! If I thought this band sucked, I wouldn't have reviewed it, but I honestly like this band a lot. My brother's just the drummer, and was a replacement at that. This band is all about the singer/songwriter, Jesse Thorson, and that's what I like. Of course, that's how I heard of this band.

    Hey sickboi - I don't see you trying to do new and different things. I jumped in the van with Akimbo becuase I was a big fan of theirs and I wanted to see them play three nights in a row, do an interview, and write reviews. I'm a fan before I'm a critic, and I'm a critic before I'm a friend or a brother.

    And I honestly believe that Somerset is better than a lot of bands out there, but then I am biased. I know that. I'd have given Pandora about a six or seven. Some songs blew my mind, and some just blew. But I know all the little details that are in there (especially in the intricate drumming and bass parts), so I obviously am going to know what makes it special and different from all the other bands than just a surface view.

    And all I listen to is country music. It's true. Country and the blues.

    Posted by WilliamMarinovic on 2006-06-10 03:23:54

    Hey steppers, don't front. I talk to Jesse on AIM sometimes and he's always listening to country music. It's not like he was pretending to like this band. I'm sure he honestly enjoys them.

    I, myself... Well, I can't relate to "boozing out" or whatever.

    Posted by cash_money_hustla on 2006-06-09 14:17:45

    This is highly suspicious.

    Posted by sickboi on 2006-06-09 13:49:42

    Remember his "review" of the band he followed around on tour for a few shows?

    Jesse is the ultimate scenester in denial. He's so scene that he's not scene.

    Posted by Scruffy on 2006-06-09 13:46:50

    I don't trust this review at all. For all the stuff Jesse talks crap on, he "likes" Somerset because he knows them, when, sorry to say, they're exactly the same as every other nu-screamo band. So, I don't find it too hard to believe that he might give his brother's band some slack.
    That said, this seems right up my alley if the review is truthful, and when I get my speakers connected, I'll be giving it a listen.

    Posted by Kidswhowearmakeuprgay on 2006-06-09 13:33:14

    This band butt fucks eachother gay gay gay gay gay

    Posted by sickboi on 2006-06-09 13:27:41
    My Score:

    Seriously Jesse, all the shit talking you do and you post a review of your brother's band?

    Fuck that shit, son. I keep it real.

    Posted by rkl on 2006-06-09 11:43:19
    My Score:

    so can i start submitting reviews of my own bands?

    score is for nepotism.

    (halfway kidding, this is pretty decent, but almost perfect? nah)

    Posted by skaboom on 2006-06-09 11:26:21

    So basically theyre EMO!