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The Devil Wears Prada

Dear Love: A Beautiful Dischord
2006
Rise

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Review by: BenAndThieves
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Published on April 13th 2007

The Devil Wears Prada is exactly what you would expect from a band on Rise Records: fashionable, flavor-of-the-week metalcore. Sure enough, all the staples of a generic metalcore record (alternating sing/scream vocals, dissonant breakdowns, and clichéd metal riffs) are in place on Dear Love: A Beautiful Dischord. Top it all off with pristine production and song titles that more stupid than they are clever, and what you’re left with is an album that is competent, yet ultimately disposable.

Trying to say anything positive about this disc is a challenge, to the say the least, but this band does show some skills here and there. The addition of keyboards is a nice touch, and helps add a little flair to an album otherwise completely devoid of originality. The melodic riffs that come halfway through “Texas Is South” are kind of cool, and the buildup they create is fairly epic.

Those brief flashes of musical decency aren’t enough to save this CD though, and despite the band’s best efforts, most of Dear Love is pretty boring. While TDWP do possess a fair amount of technical ability, they suffer greatly from being too trendy for their own good. TDWP’s breakdowns sound like they were lifted directly from a Norma Jean album, who in turn lifted their entire sound directly from Botch. It’s like listening to a clone of a clone, and it sucks.

Furthermore, when you give your songs names like “Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over” and “Swords, Dragons, & Diet Coke” you can’t honestly expect anyone to take you seriously. Throw in lyrics like, “Welcome to the war; a martyr’s challenge / Chainsaw brutality tornado strength / King of diamond, king of the grave,” and it’s really hard not to laugh at, rather than with, these guys.

In the end, TDWP tries too hard to conform to current scene trends, and end up falling on their faces because of it. With a little more maturity, TDWP could grow into a contender, but that probably won’t happen before the trends they’re busy chasing stop being cool. Oh well.



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    Posted by Fate on 2008-03-03 14:50:22

    this band is awsome the first time i heard them it blew me away! i love the devil wears prada. i cant wait to see them at warped tour!!!!

    Posted by MikeBizkit on 2007-10-28 05:23:28
    My Score:

    Man, all you old punk dudes are so closed minded. I'm not gona lie, this album gets pretty unintelligent in places, but the lyrics are great, it's decently technical and it's musical landscape is jaw dropping at times.
    I can't believe this band is getting condemned to "fadcore" just because of the way they look.
    Come on guys, come down from your high horses and enjoy some good music.

    Posted by robby1122 on 2007-05-29 14:31:57
    My Score:

    In my eyes this band is very well. they are clever for the names of there song and very incredible lyrics. its not just a flashy guitar and well key boards. there stating a very good face with there name and there songs it a catholic band one and they make it sound amazing!!!the name from when i lookeed it up they said it stood for

    "It's the same concept as our lyrics "emeralds hold no hope" and many many others. What we believe it to mean is that possessions don't matter at all and someday everyone will realize that this is true. When standing before God, He won't care about your sweet Prada scarf or Gucci shoes or whatever. It's a Christian reasoning for the name, we didn't name it to attempt at being fashionable or whatever." which to a lot of people is a very well band

    Posted by fugazifreak on 2007-04-19 18:56:38
    My Score:

    horrible band

    Posted by rkl on 2007-04-19 16:14:25

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, April 16, 2007 at 12:28 PM (EDT)

    So why is it the RIAA can sue college kids for downloading music, yet bands can name themselves after movie titles and release records under that name.... does the writer/director or author of a book get paid when I band reuses (steals the title)

    Devils Wears Prada
    Say Anything
    .... and my brain just died. if you know more reply to this and post'em up!


    http://www.publaw.com/parody.html

    i googled this.
    you could've too, if you weren't a lazy piece of shit.

    Posted by ibitchslappedyourmama on 2007-04-16 16:07:06

    the name of this band is worse than 'clap your hands and say yeah'

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, April 16, 2007 at 12:28 PM (EDT)

    So why is it the RIAA can sue college kids for downloading music, yet bands can name themselves after movie titles and release records under that name.... does the writer/director or author of a book get paid when I band reuses (steals the title)

    Devils Wears Prada
    Say Anything
    .... and my brain just died. if you know more reply to this and post'em up!

    Posted by Kursk on 2007-04-16 01:31:29
    My Score:

    this band isn't quite as bad as Drop Dead Gorgeous

    Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, April 15, 2007 at 8:04 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    hahahahaa

    Posted by PervyD on 2007-04-15 17:50:09

    We'll just pretend that they have been around since the book was first published and that that's where they got their name from. And even given that benefit of the doubt, their music sounds like ass and their band name is still shitty.

    Posted by freesandwich on 2007-04-15 12:16:07
    My Score:

    .This band is everything that is wrong with todays music.

    Posted by newfoundmichael on 2007-04-15 11:45:46

    awful...just awful

    Posted by Albert_Belle on 2007-04-14 20:05:47
    My Score:

    Jesus Wears Armani...this band is terrible by the way, just terrible.

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, April 14, 2007 at 7:14 PM (EDT)

    you look up "gay shit" in the dictionary and there's a picture of this

    Posted by trailerparkjesus on 2007-04-14 14:28:45

    "WTF...this band is soooooo good. I hope they get added to warped."

    "This band is fucking sweet. You guys obviously haven't heard them. So excited to see them this summer! (maybe on warped?)"

    So what instument do you play in the band?

    Posted by benz on 2007-04-13 20:57:29

    Come on, guys...

    Just.... come on! It's too easy. Too, too easy.

    -benz

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, April 13, 2007 at 5:24 PM (EDT)

    wow. i really really thought that this band was a joke. i mean, who would name themslves after a movie THAT JUST CAME OUT?!?! then again, i chose to watch a youtube wid of the these guys at this christian festival called cornerstone and i see how the name works for them i guess. eh, i pass this off as simular to underoath. underoath when they had dallas sinign i guess.

    anyway, ATHF the movie came out today, so i'm gonna see that thang yo!

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, April 13, 2007 at 4:55 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    This band is fucking sweet. You guys obviously haven't heard them. So excited to see them this summer! (maybe on warped?)

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, April 13, 2007 at 2:57 PM (EDT)

    this band is a joke. end of story.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, April 13, 2007 at 1:29 PM (EDT)

    Wow...could this be a tie-in with the movie? Because whatshername...Princess Diaries...yeah, she's hot. And, no, I'm not in a mood for coherent or applied thought. I just realized how weird the word "thought" looks when you type it. I think I'm gonna review the Heresy "85-87" CD for tuesday.
    -feeeding5000

    Posted by nocigar on 2007-04-13 13:12:25
    My Score:

    ahahahhhahhhahha

    Posted by tylerdurden8136 on 2007-04-13 12:39:38
    My Score:

    Terrible fucking band.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, April 13, 2007 at 12:12 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    i wonder what PETA would have to say about this bands name.

    Posted by Banal242 on 2007-04-13 12:08:46

    "Chainsaw brutality tornado strength"

    Beautiful, Brah.

    Posted by SuperRad on 2007-04-13 11:59:11
    My Score:

    Fuck these guys. I mean, I've heard some shitty band names, we all have, but ho-ly shit, this one's the worst.

    Posted by wentz_equals_death on 2007-04-13 11:51:15

    what have you done with crazytoledo

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, April 13, 2007 at 11:30 AM (EDT)

    Why is it that people mention what nice guys are in a band as though it's a defense for how shitty the band is? I've known some real assholes who've made some excellent music. These guys could spend their days rescuing kittens from trees, working in soup kitchens, and volunteering to spend time with the elderly. It wouldn't change the fact that this is just another shitty, generic mallcore band with a terrible name. These guys suck, their drummer being "an exceptionally nice fella" does nothing to change that.

    Posted by WyldCannon on 2007-04-13 10:34:55

    When does Prada step up and sue all these people for claiming their shit is worn by evil??

    Posted by superskabro on 2007-04-13 10:29:54

    Worst band name of the year. It's one thing to name your band after an obscure reference in a book or a movie, but the title of a very popular book/movie? What the hell? That's like naming your band "The DaVinci Code" or "E.T."

    P.S. "Harry and the Potters do, in fact, rule.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, April 13, 2007 at 9:42 AM (EDT)

    my friend Tiffany is stoked!

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, April 13, 2007 at 9:13 AM (EDT)

    wow, this blows. why anyone chose to name their band after a terrible book is beyond my comprehension.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, April 13, 2007 at 5:43 AM (EDT)

    the drummer from this band is a really exceptionally nice fella

    Posted by freesandwich on 2007-04-13 02:25:34
    My Score:

    Myspace sluts are stoked.

    Posted by Holy_Balls on 2007-04-13 02:14:16

    The Devil Wears Spandex. El Satan Malvado Grande

    Posted by mikelagglesby on 2007-04-13 02:07:19

    "It’s like listening to a clone of a clone, and it sucks."

    hahaha

    Posted by freesandwich on 2007-04-13 01:36:52

    "Why would you name your band this?"

    Because it appeals to the same kind of people that watch the movie.

    Posted by Greenvandal on 2007-04-13 01:34:52
    My Score:

    Why would you name your band this?

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, April 13, 2007 at 1:24 AM (EDT)
    My Score:

    WTF...this band is soooooo good. I hope they get added to warped.

    Posted by MikeStupid on 2007-04-13 00:54:59
    My Score:

    Maybe the worst band name in history.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, April 13, 2007 at 12:21 AM (EDT)

    holy crap. a completely original concept: trendy metalcore with stupid-sounding "creative" names. first Hey Mike, and now this; it surprises me how many totally original bands there are these days. surely a defiant spitting in the face of those who feel that the current music scene is dead. be prepared for The Devil Wears Prada to continue exploring the limitless creative territory that has definately not already been picked clean by the swarms of other metalcore bands with stupid-sounding long names.

    once again, my congratulations to these guys. their totally original concept really knocked it out of the park.

    Posted by inagreendase on 2007-04-13 00:04:08
    My Score:

    I think the keyboards just cause them to sound exactly like Underoath. Not that it makes them any better or worse.

    Otherwise, pretty perfect review. I wouldn't be so generous, though.

    Posted by stevejonestherealbones on 2007-04-13 00:02:24

    romos

    - jones the bones

    - stevejones8770@yahoo.com