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Review by: OverDefined See others by this writer Where else? (link) Only registered users can post comments Published on January 16th 2009
If you want your music played in an Urban Outfitters, buy this record and do exactly as the Girls do. First, get a “the” name that doesn't really describe you (the band is all dudes). Then, get some synths and make sure to use tons of dance beats. Write some slightly catchy, lyrically vague choruses. Then, throw in some lightly distorted jerky guitars, but not too much -- synths are more important. Wait, don’t forget the fake accent (not that I know what accent it’s supposed to be -- maybe something between Devo’s vocal approach and a British twang; pronounce “er” words with “ah,” like, say, “disastah”). Then just to look right in the artwork, use black and white with some pink thrown in. Also, just to be different make sure the members’ eyes are marked out or even better; make sure they’re all wearing shades. Take this formula for each song, don’t stray too far and you might just be the soundtrack to ironic consumerism.
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woah, so much hate on the reviewer, i don't know what the deal is. I enjoyed the review, not that i'll be checking this out anytime soon Johntx- I write what I hear. This is what I felt about the record. If I missed what I'm supposed to "get" about this record, please tell me what it is. I feel like I listed my complaints adequately and even had a few compliments. I do wish the first paragraph flowed better, though. The Girls are great. You clearly don't understand where they're coming from, because if you did you wouldn't compare them to the Liars, or ride them off as a trendy, hipster, trash. This is one of the least accurate reviews I've read in a long time. Why do you even bother reviewing records? didn't ben weasel play with this band? Not my best review. Don't give up on me yet. This album is ok. Not the greatest, but not terrible. on the other hand, the reviewer is a fucking retard. haarsh review. it made me laugh this is such an obnoxious band name Woah, definitely not a 1 star album!! This music is average, nothing amazing, but definitely not terrible. This isn't that bad. Average at best. |