Location: Kernow
Occupation: Unemployed

About Spores:

I need a job because I just moved from Cornwallto London. If I made an end of year list it would be stuff I downloaded for free because I don't have a turntable or any money. I like punknews.org because it helps me to find free music and punks on the internet are crackin' well funny. I have never downloaded anything illegally, more through fear of breaking my ancient laptop than anything else. I am an anarchist and if I was Michael BakuninI would disengage the internet first. If I was Max Stirner I wouldn't. Max Stirner is my favourite, if he was a psychologist then I would probably have signed up to talk shit with knobbers on punk news ages ago. I am a compulsive cleaner who regrets moving my housemate's rqancid ketchup from the living room. His band once sent their demo to rough trade and they said something like"you have some good tunes but the vocals sound to much like Morrissey" and he messaged them back and said "i am as god made me sir". I dont like morrissey because he has a terrible voice, and i resent the fact that his very existence epitomises the politics of too many people under the age of 30 in England. He's not wrong, he's not right, he just has a voice like a cunt. I am a fully signed up member of the yid army. If i could be anyone for a day i would be 2 metre peter and resnet being a 10 million pound league cup player. I hate the internet. But none of my friends like punk music. I am trying to give up smoking so I bought ten camel lights. I like the new attica attica (!!) album but I had to make a punk news acount because I started reading a review of it and I had to eat something rather than waste my energy. My favourite album of recent times is the new shook ones because I bought a holiday in Turkey and I went on a boat trip and I listened to it on a boat in the med and it was perfect. I am a punk dealing with my own white privilege. I think that the anchor arms' song 'girl and a glacier' is beyond classic. I think that modern classics are made by people in bands who die, therefore there are very few modern classics, therefore more people should die. I love punk more than anything. I miss my brother more than anything. I regret everything more than anything. I lke when people drive by my estate listening to songs I have played on rock band eg duran duran wolves something. So far noone has driven past lstening to alex chilton. I resent that I have noone to talk to who likes punk music, and that the true working classes probably dont have internet access, let alone computers, and message boards and forums are sketchy representations of anything important. I love that they can help poor touring bastards spread the word about their bands. I will eat the shit and probably not write anything on this website, but I got drunk and bundled off home so fuck it.

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