The Shaggs

Philosophy of the World (1969)

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According to the boys from South Park, the only way to kill

a Succubus is to sing their favorite song backwards. When I listened to the 12

tracks on Philosophy of the World the

first time I thought I might lose my mind and enter into an alternate reality

where I was being tortured by aliens and forced to listen to the three Wiggin

sisters for all eternity. I also remembered that South Park episode.

The Shaggs are a sort of cult like band. Cult as in their

music that was once lost became found and with a little help from The Dr.

Demento Show, Frank Zappa, and some guy named Kurt Cobain, they were

rediscovered and have somehow stepped past the threshold of mediocrity

(awfulness really…) and evolved into a band that escapes the boundaries of

obscurity and being locked behind a circus sideshow-like persona. The kind of

stuff your buddy in college might tell you about.

You might want a different buddy…

The Shaggs were an all sister band managed by their father

who formed the band based off palm readings his mother received many years

before. Two of the readings came true and the third was that his daughters

would become a famous girl band. He used his savings and bought them used pawn

shop instruments and they practiced on their own without help. They got an

obscure record label called Third World Recordings to commit suicide and they

recorded all twelve tracks in one day.

Nine hundred of the original thousand copies of the album

vanished, and shortly thereafter their record company's producer and president

also vanished and the label quickly folded. The remaining original copies of

the album became highly sought after and you know what happens when rarity

comes into play right? (*at the time of the writing one is for sale on Discogs

for $9000.00…*)

Ok, so how does the music sound? Well… you ever suffer from

a mental breakdown and had issues with everything around you causing you major

pain in all parts of your body? You ever been water tortured? Scrape all elbows

and knees? Bit your cheek or tongue? Sat with the cannibalistic family in the

Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Well the music of the Shaggs brings to mind those

things. It’s really the suffering that stands out. This is music to play

outside somebody’s house in order to get them to leave. This is music equivalent

to going #2 in a hot steamy porta-potty by a construction site near the river.

This is the Shaggs and their debut album. This is something

AMAZING and also something very cruel. Cruel to your pets, cruel to your

neighbors, cruel to the actual people who made it, and cruel to the universe.

They ended their career playing in local nursing homes.

Think about that for a moment…

Oh, and one more thing, why didn’t Nirvana cover the awesome

“Who Are Parents” or the even more awesome-er “My Pall Foot Foot” when they did

MTV Unplugged? Who cares about the friggin’ Meat Puppets!

Do you like Trout Mask

Replica? Yip/Jump Music? Spookydisharmoniousconflicthellride? If

so you like good music.

Philosophy

of the World is

like a Tim & Eric sketch come to life, except this was actually serious.

Listen and be ‘enlightened’ by the eargasmic feels of the Shaggs’s own P.h.i.l.o.s.o.p.h.y. o.f. t.h.e. W.o.r.l.d…