Fall Out Boy cancels Antarctica trip due to “global warming” effects

Posted by aubin on Wednesday, March 26, 2008 at 4:00 PM (EDT)

Fall Out Boy's recently announced trip to Antarctica has been cancelled due to the effects of global warming. According to reports, Antarctica's Wilkins Ice Shelf, a slab of ice reported to be seven times the size of Manhattan, collapsed. The band's unofficial spokesman commented:

Someone sent (the story) to me and they're like 'Oh now you guys are going and this ice shelf fell that wasn't supposed to fall for another 15 years." And I'm like, 'We didn't even land there so that wasn't even our fault. Basically it's more evidence of global warming. Essentially our runway just fell off.

You can check out the report here.

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jzstrong (March 26, 2008)

good

puffs (March 26, 2008)

ha!

BarleyPat (March 26, 2008)

Oh Aubin, you taunt us so.........

In other news, I love NCAA baskeball, but don't like lettuce.

weffjebster (March 26, 2008)

13 year old female Antarctic scientists are not stoked.

baseball (March 26, 2008)

I liked it.

GlassPipeMurder (March 26, 2008)

brilliant.

i'm glad i didn't try that joke, because that just made my day.

Badger_Legion (March 26, 2008)

Got a laugh out of me.

everyday17 (March 26, 2008)

A++ would read again

Angiepants (March 26, 2008)

This got a chuckle from me.

damnitsderek (March 27, 2008)

You're a funny guy, Weff. A+

TheMarc (March 26, 2008)

It's pretty obvious Antartica did not want them to play there.

Rodeo (March 26, 2008)

Al Gore invented global warming.

nocigar (March 26, 2008)

you are an idiot.

MattRamone (March 26, 2008)

congratulations, you are the one millionth person to make that joke!

Rodeo (March 26, 2008)

YES! That rules... people liked my joke so much the first time I said it that it got repeated one million times! Amazing! Lifetime achievement award maybe?

thebigtakeover (March 26, 2008)

pussies. Napalm Death would've played on that shit as it fell off. pussies

BarleyPat (March 26, 2008)

So I guess you like fast tempos and odd time signatures?

Wentz_Equals_Death (March 26, 2008)

how do you type the noise he makes after that

King_Rodney (March 26, 2008)

But the penguins...

ilovelamp (March 26, 2008)

wrong side of the world dude. penguins are only in the north pole.

john_stone (March 26, 2008)

Penguins overwhelmingly live on the South Pole.

Badger_Legion (March 26, 2008)

There are no penguins at the North Pole.

LookBackAndLaugh (March 26, 2008)

Zoological fail!

Root_Beer (March 27, 2008)

That's the worst kind.

Adlai_E_Stevenson (March 26, 2008)

You're thinking of polar bears. I watched Planet Earth. :]

Root_Beer (March 27, 2008)

Planet Earth kicks ass! I've never been so stoked to see sweeping aerial footage of grass.

BarleyPat (March 26, 2008)

Hey Head! Have you met my friend Asshole?

damnitsderek (March 27, 2008)

Penguins living in the South Pole do NOT approve of your statement.

acris (March 27, 2008)

Dude, Encyclopedia Brown even knows that penguins are near the south pole.

JaredK (March 26, 2008)

That Fucking Wilkins Ice Shelf couldn't of held out a few weeks longer? My plans foiled once again.

MattRamone (March 26, 2008)

What, you can't take a boat?

ArtieFufkin (March 26, 2008)

Soooo, does this mean they aren't going to get the Guiness Book record?? Damnit, I was really pulling for them too...

24HourPriapism (March 26, 2008)

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MattRamone (March 26, 2008)

I don't know what I expected clicking "read the rest of this comment"

HumanUnkind (March 26, 2008)

Sort of disappointing wasn't it?

insertcoolnamehere (March 26, 2008)

so true

dlangl4 (March 26, 2008)

Did this post remind anyone else of Super Mario Bros. 1 and 2 for the NES?

Banal242 (March 26, 2008)

Horse the Band will find a way to play there. Then, hopefully, rip on Chiodos again.

MattRamone (March 26, 2008)

I don't know which meme to type so I'm just going out with both guns blazing.

Cheetos? Fuck yes we've got cheetos.

Who do you think you are, HORSE THAT BAND?

carrymeoutlaw (March 26, 2008)

A few years ago my band played a show with them and in between songs our singer called them Cheetos.
Word is Craig was a bit upset. Some of the other guys thought it was funny though.

MattRamone (March 27, 2008)

Well, if you're going to name yourself after b-movie filmmakers, you should keep in mind it's also a near-homonym for a famous snack food.

Bryne (March 26, 2008)

Finally, the benefits of global warming make themselves known.

ArtieFufkin (March 26, 2008)

Really?! Because of Global Warming? Not because it was a stupid idea huh? Nice excuse boys

allison_le_gnome (March 26, 2008)

Exactly.

Guy_Incognito (March 26, 2008)

How convenient...

Clearly there is a link between Fall Out Boy and Global Warming. We just need to figure out what it is and then we'll finally be able to halt climate change.

Al Gore is stoked

MattRamone (March 26, 2008)

And as a tenth level vice president, he cando basically whatever he wants. I heard dude has been mad grinding since he "lost" the election.

ArtieFufkin (March 26, 2008)

or halt FOB - one of the two

veganboyjosh (March 26, 2008)

insert joke about not knowing which is better for the planet, getting rid of FOB or global warming here.

Tobin_Ownlife (March 26, 2008)

Were they going to play on the shelf? And to whom, might I ask? Did a 15 year old girl recite that quote? "And I was like, 'whaaat haaappened?'"

Guy_Incognito (March 26, 2008)

I wonder what the carbon foot print of every punknews.org post is.

I mean, everytime you hit submit there are several thousand processor cycles spent on the server side which use some measureable amount of energy which ultimately was produced by a power plant somewhere.

Wait a second...

OMG, STOP POSTING EVERYONE!!!

skottybloodbank (March 26, 2008)

This sounds like a really positive media stunt to call to attention that we're destroying our planet?... If they were serious about though a gig in Antarctica would not be very "green" do to the cost of getting all gear there.

Rodeo (March 26, 2008)

yeah, i can definitely see this as a publicity stunt.

LookingForCorpses (March 26, 2008)

They were really planning on going. Not a stunt.

blindbubbacheeks (March 26, 2008)

God exists.
And he hates Fall Out Boy.

letthebeatdrop (March 26, 2008)

amen.

lintsay (March 26, 2008)

"Too bad they didn't die".

guttermcmouth (March 26, 2008)

I have a PBR in hand while listening to My Friend Peter and Cooking Wine. Can life get better? Probably not.

lintsay (March 26, 2008)

It could if you had a taco in the other hand.

guttermcmouth (March 26, 2008)

agreed.

Wentz_Equals_Death (March 26, 2008)

not so happy now are ye

red_eye_inc (March 26, 2008)

Whoa man, don't over load. You should probably listen to those songs one at a time.

Tobin_Ownlife (March 26, 2008)

I just started listening to that CD with an Old Style in hand. It's been a rough day.

CBSrocksteady (March 26, 2008)

Yeah i think an Old Style fits better there.

BarleyPat (March 26, 2008)

Too bad Old Style tastes like cat piss (sorry, just got done watching South Park). But it really does taste like cat piss.

Tobin_Ownlife (March 27, 2008)

I get that a lot. I think it's kind of funny though. I prefer Boulevard Wheat or John Brown Ale from my hometown brewery, Free State.

stillanonymous (March 27, 2008)

You have a professional bull rider in your hand?

(that was the first google result for PBR)

Guy_Incognito (March 27, 2008)

Maybe if you spoiled yourself a bit and upgraded the brewski to something respectable!

Wentz_Equals_Death (March 26, 2008)

this entity of story/comments/mental images of plane crashes and ice melting and lawyers and PR people talking and nordstrom makeup is the best thing ever and deserves to be recognized

ArtieFufkin (March 26, 2008)

it IS kinda fun to think of the possibilites huh. i've been daydreaming for the last 10 minutes...

LORDSHREDDER (March 26, 2008)

All the electricity Pete Wentz uses on his hair dryer, and the oil consumed by his stupid cards is the sole cause of global warming. He deserves a bullet through his skull.

kevtv (March 26, 2008)

and i was like...

ArtieFufkin (March 26, 2008)

and she was all.... and he was all....

tlo (March 26, 2008)

OMFGLOLZROFLMAOHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!@!!!110!!1111!!1!

BarleyPat (March 26, 2008)

I'm like "yeah", and she's all "no" and I'm all "come on baby let's go".

guttermcmouth (March 26, 2008)

Pretty sure most people on this site hate me because im a guy that never grew out of guttermouth. haha

randomhero323 (March 26, 2008)

ok?

el_matt (March 26, 2008)

Congratulations, i guess.

BarleyPat (March 26, 2008)

At least Shave the Planet was better than Eat Your Face. I think they throw records together in 2 days when they need coke, at least the last 3 times out. Eat Your Face seemed like a "trying to get back tour our roots, but forcing it too much" kinda album. But the first song was fucking awesome, one of their best.

Gorgeous = Musical Monkey = Friendly People = Live at the Pharmacy = Teri Yakimoto > Album Formerly Known As > Gusto > Shave The Planet > Covered with Ants > Eat Your Face

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that I too, rock the Guttermouth on a regular basis.

BarleyPat (March 26, 2008)

But I don't think anyone hates you for it. I know Guttermouth is not very popular on here, but every person on here listens to something that the rest of us would think is fucking stoopid. Derp.

punk_rawk_show (March 26, 2008)

Fuck that, i like you because you do like Guttermouth. Going to listen to Shave The Planet in your honor now

ForgetThisPlace (March 31, 2008)

I thought that said "because I'm a gay who never grew out of guttermouth".

Bipedcasserole (March 26, 2008)

first: the band's spokesman talks like that? "And I'm like..."? must be a high school fan.
second: what the flying fuck were they going to do in Antarctica?
third: did no one warn them that the ice shelf was going down down in an earlier round?

namblin (March 26, 2008)

hahaha nice

Trauma16 (March 26, 2008)

Way to wuss out.
Anyone committed to this plan would have taken sled dog.

el_matt (March 26, 2008)

I just pictured an anthropomorphic ice shelf opening the newspaper, reading the headline "Fall Out Boy plans to go to Antarctica" and then fainting.

Someone needs to draw this.

INDW (March 26, 2008)

i like that image...

letthebeatdrop (March 26, 2008)

i'm hitting up subway in a few minutes. let me know what you guys want..

Grantino (March 26, 2008)

isnt there a deal of $5 footlongs now?

stoaked!

jacknife737 (March 26, 2008)

Damn you Al Gore and your Global Warming Machine!!

IAmJetBlack (March 26, 2008)

I wish I'd known the sunnier outcomes of global warming beforehand. After reading this, I left my refrigerator open and turned all my lights on in hopes that maybe, just maybe, that Africa will fall into the ocean AFTER Fall Out Boy lands there.

OctEgon (March 26, 2008)

Polar Bears are stoked.

Badger_Legion (March 26, 2008)

Polar Bears = North Pole
Emperor Penguins = South Pole

Get it right people.

fallingupwards84 (March 26, 2008)

see? global warming isn't all that negative

hooges (March 26, 2008)

Well-said.

ArtieFufkin (March 26, 2008)

good point

SumWon (March 26, 2008)

I disagree. Because of global warming, they might play a show near me when it could have been in Antarctica..

tlo (March 26, 2008)

Meh. I just wish they were ON the ice when it collapsed.

Mookie_Blaylock (March 26, 2008)

Thanks Bush!

tlo (March 26, 2008)

bush, right. *rolls eyes*

more like thanks China. i hate GWB as much as the next asshole, but global warming isnt a one man issue. you cant argue that its been happening for tons of years, then blame him. yeah, blame him for not helping ratify kyoto, blame him for having 4k americans and who knows how many iraqis blood on his hands, but when it comes down to it china is polluting way more than any other country. this problem is so big that dickless furry Bush is a near non-factor in it.

kako_nd (March 26, 2008)

"13 year old female Antarctic scientists are not stoked"

haha, that was a good one!

Man, some bands get really wierd when they get mainstream, don't they?

Playing Antarctica?! Oh, gosh.

Fall ICE Boy!

clamum (March 26, 2008)

wat

RamblinBoyOfPleasure (March 26, 2008)

wou;d've been brilliant if it happened while they were playing, or has someone already said that?

Adlai_E_Stevenson (March 26, 2008)

NO! NOT Wilkins Ice Shelf!

BarleyPat (March 27, 2008)

Funny as helll.

ThoughtRiotAF578 (March 26, 2008)

Global warming? please. Obviously antarctica heard about fall out boy playing on it, and antarctica got too hot thinking about those sexy lads playing on itself, hence the collapse.

clamum (March 26, 2008)

"More evidence of global warming"? He makes it sound like there's a huge debate around whether or not Earth's average temperature is increasing. But Wentz is a smart guy, I'm sure. Yeah.

I wish I had a time machine, though, so I could go back to the 11th century and see if the population was as up-in-arms about the weather then as they are now. Find Wentz's ancestors and kill them, perhaps. Or use the time machine and go back to the 1970s when we were supposed to be heading into another Ice Age.

name (March 26, 2008)

"And I'm like, 'We didn't even land there so that wasn't even our fault."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. yeah right.

MonsterLobster (March 27, 2008)

I'm sure the indigenous people of Antarctica are pleased with the news of this cancelation.

On the other hand, is there really no other place to land there? It's like a European band saying, "We can't go to America to play our show because the feds closed down part of Tampa International Airport to inspect planes. How could they leave us with only a gazillion other flat strips of land to touch down on!"

teeto (March 27, 2008)

I just got back from NOFX cover band practice, and now I'm listening to opeth and drinking some"mystique" cider that came free with a six of stout. Wait a sec, whyd I click on this thread again? sorry guys.

danpib08 (March 27, 2008)

They are so fucking gay, why do people continue to post stories about Jack Off Boy on this site?

onamountain (March 27, 2008)

I don't know what's so funny. This is really cereal.

corporatecriminal (March 27, 2008)

Is Greenpeace going to use this as one of their selling points when they stand on street corners downtown trying to get people to sign up? Instead of starting out with, "I bet you care about polar bears....", they'll say, "Don't you like music? Don't you think the people of Antarctica deserve to listen to cheesy pop bands passing themselves off as punk rockers?"

PUNKTED (March 27, 2008)

I can't believe Bush hasn't blamed global warming on terrorists yet.