I don't think there's a lot of veinage in the ass... I'd go for the boob. Right one, preferably.

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Holy_Balls (February 5, 2009)

either way, i will bite the ass. if that doesn't work, i will go for the boobs like you said.

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JayTee (February 5, 2009)

I always try and choke back laughter when I'm in the zone and I squeeze boobes together because it looks like someone crossing their eyes. ( o)(o )

True story.

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Dudley_Shale (February 5, 2009)

Have you ever seen one of those nipples that are basically transparent? The skin tone is the same as the surrounding area? Boner killer.

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miniblindbandit (February 5, 2009)

the inverted nipple is worse. "wha? it goes in?"

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Dudley_Shale (February 5, 2009)

I was with one girl in her dorm and she took her shirt off and she had inverted nipples, but they were pierced.

I vacated the premise.

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JayTee (February 5, 2009)

Yeah, where you can barely make out where the nipple part is except there's a lot of bumps and stuff? Yeah, kinda weird, but I don't mind much.

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Dudley_Shale (February 5, 2009)

It would better with a darker skinned girl, but this girl was pale, pale white so there were all these veins....

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Dudley_Shale (February 5, 2009)

I think the left boob gets over looked, and it's been my experience that that one if more supple.

i heard vampires can't get it up. that's why they're so pissed off.

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Holy_Balls (February 5, 2009)

i heard you stay the way you were when you were bitten. if that's the case, i would try and have boner while a hot vampire bitch is all over me.

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miniblindbandit (February 5, 2009)

hell yeah! *high fives*

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Dudley_Shale (February 5, 2009)

What if it were a gay vampire and he bit your boner?

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Holy_Balls (February 5, 2009)

why is criss angel all up on my junk?

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Dudley_Shale (February 5, 2009)

He's a mind freak, bro. It's over your head, you wouldn't understand.

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JayTee (February 5, 2009)

But when you're a boner vampire, they still have to invite you in!

*zing!

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Dudley_Shale (February 5, 2009)

McBoner, Transylvania.

Especially if she's been eating garlic bread.
-Dante

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Dudley_Shale (February 5, 2009)

Dante is Jason Segel's stunt cock in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

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Torgo (February 5, 2009)

I wasn't impressed

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Dudley_Shale (February 5, 2009)

Why would you be impressed.....

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Dante3000 (rich) (February 5, 2009)

Yeah seriously, that's the best stunt cock I could be? Dude looked like a scared snail.
You've wounded me.
-Dante