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Tours: The Phenomenauts / The Revolts

Contributed by Someone. Posted by aubin on Wednesday, July 22, 2009 at 7:00 PM (EDT)

The Phenomenauts have announced the first batch of dates for their upcoming Operation: Jumped Circuit tour. The band will be heading across the US and Canada on the run and the first batch of posted dates include support from The Revolts.

July 23, 2009	Medford, OR	Johnny B's
July 24, 2009	Portland, OR	Satyricon
July 25, 2009	Seattle, WA	El Corazon
July 26, 2009	Vancouver, BC	The Media Club
July 28, 2009	Edmonton, AB	DV8
July 29, 2009	Galgary, AB	The Distillery
July 31, 2009	Winnipeg, MB	Pyramid Cabaret
August 1, 2009	Minneapolis, MN	Eclipse Records
August 2, 2009	Greenbay, WI	Manhattan Bowling Lanes
August 7, 2009	Toronto, ON	Sneaky Dees
August 8, 2009	Montreal, QUE	Piranha Bar
August 9, 2009	Quebec, QC	Le Casbah
August 11, 2009	Portland, ME	Deering Grange
August 13, 2009	Philadelphia, PA	941 Theater
August 12, 2009	Asbury, NJ	Asbury Lanes
August 14, 2009	Cambridge, MA	The Middle East
August 15, 2009	Baltimore, MD	Fletchers
August 16, 2009	Virginia Beach, VA	Jewish Mother
August 17, 2009	Richmond, VA	The Camel
August 18, 2009	Pittsburgh, PA	31st Street Pub
August 20, 2009	Cleveland, OH	Now That's Class
August 22, 2009	Lansing, MI	Macs
August 23, 2009	Chicago, IL	Reggies
August 24, 2009	Kansas City, MO	The Riot Room
August 25, 2009	Denver, CO	Marquis Theater
August 26, 2009	Salt Lake City, UT	Club Vegas
August 27, 2009	Reno, NV	Tonic
August 28, 2009	Petaluma, CA	The Phoenix Theater
August 29, 2009	Orangevale, CA	Club Retro
August 30, 2009	Berkeley, CA	Last Sunday Fest On Telegraph

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You_Are_A_Loser (July 22, 2009)

Teh Revolts?

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Cheesetits (July 22, 2009)

Seriously.

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Scarysmurf (July 22, 2009)

Okay, fuckers. Im attempting to go on a date with someone other than my ex for the first time in almost 3 years and am blank on ideas. And dont say a movie, because, well, I hate them all.
Ideas...and...GO

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PitchforkWriter (July 22, 2009)

Take her to a coffee shop, get to know her aka "listening attentively and nodding while she talks your head off", then take her to the park and go feed the ducks. If she is cool, invite her to your place to hang out and maybe smoke a joint (first, make sure that she is not an undercover cop).

She will be all over you in no time.

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PitchforkWriter (July 22, 2009)

If your date fails horribly, then just go home and wank it to Spankwire.

At least Palmala Handerson will never hurt you, lie to you, or fuck your best friends.

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Dante3000 (rich) (July 22, 2009)

Mini fucking golf!
Also, art galleries are rad. Anything that gives you time to make small talk but provides conversation fodder if needed.
-Dante

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ZombieCrush (July 22, 2009)

I was just about to say putt-putt!

Totally sounds dorky but is great. I have yet to meet a girl that didn't like it. It has a goofy fun feel that reminds them of being a kid, it's semi-competitive so you can get a little fun rivalry going, its social so thats a bonus, if it's lame; that's ok, its supposed to be, plus if the date is going well you can do the old, "If you make this shot you gotta..." type thing.

Also, if she turns out to be bat-crazy-nuts you have a golf club to defend yourself.

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Scarysmurf (July 22, 2009)

The last line made me lol.

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HumanUnkind (July 22, 2009)

But alas if she turns out to be bat-crazy nuts then she has a golf club too hahaha. Dilemmas!

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abracadaver (July 22, 2009)

Mini golf seconded, although I wouldn't know since I haven't been on anything even remotely resembling a date in two years.

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Scarysmurf (July 22, 2009)

Im going to go with the mini-golfing idea even though it just got done downpouring like and hour and a half ago.
Thank you, sir.

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Dante3000 (rich) (July 22, 2009)

Nice! Though I will say it's been years since I've been on a first date (I'm with my wife for over 6 years and our first date as Anti-Flag and the Bouncing Souls, you can't top that). Still the principles for a solid evening are all contained in mini-golf, conversation starter, small competition and potential for physical contact.
-Dante

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shrapnel (July 22, 2009)

And you can look at her while she's bending down

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655321 (July 22, 2009)

mini golf FTW for the reasons mentioned above. Its nice that its competitive and kind of levels the playing field for both people.

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deadXlast (July 22, 2009)

Yeah dude, fuck movies. What about...

Scrabble game.

Basketball game.

Zoo.

Aquarium.

Anything but a long car ride. If you're talkative, it can be fine, but if you aren't, then holy shit, it's the worst thing ever.

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Scarysmurf (July 22, 2009)

Oh, Im not talkative at all and the only things that come out of my mouth are sarcastic as fuck. This is not going to end well.

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DougLife (July 22, 2009)

"Do this smell like chloroform to you?"

In all seriousness, mini golf is a good one or maybe hike and picnic?

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badbrain (July 22, 2009)

bowling, dogfights, mcdonalds

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LinoleumMagazine (July 22, 2009)

I've done bowling on a first date. It turned out awesome.

Dogfights are ok, but I prefer a good cockfight on a first date.

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wonton (July 22, 2009)

Mcdonalds? How so?

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badbrain (July 22, 2009)

i was just kidding about mcdonalds, i can't even drive by one without getting that sick feeling in my stomach. the smell it emits is not a good smell

hey are you heading up to philly this friday for the red scare tour?

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wonton (July 22, 2009)

I dont have the cash, unless you want to drive me, but i assume your taking the grayhound with matt. I can go if youre driving and are willing to pick me up.

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badbrain (July 22, 2009)

Matt's taking the grayhound I thought he was driving? Yeah I'm driving up, I work until 4:30 though so I'm just leaving straight from work in Alexandria. Where do you live? If you're on the way I don't mind picking you up I'm just taking 95N all the way there

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wonton (July 22, 2009)

I live in indian head. i'll help with gas. Sean told me matt was taking the bus, like a few weeks ago.
But it would be swell to have a ride.

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badbrain (July 22, 2009)

oh cool you're really close then right down 210, i live in laurel branch off bensville rd. near 228. are you on the google group list? yeah that's no problem though i sent you a friend request thing on myspace

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Hi-ProGlow (July 22, 2009)

Stick with something simple.

I actually have a date tonight.
Coffee shop and swinging in the park.
It's gonna be awesome.

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badbrain (July 22, 2009)

My last two dates involved an abandoned military fort and a grappling hook, and a playground and swingsets respectively. playgrounds rule

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Hi-ProGlow (July 22, 2009)

I've never tried urban exploring as a date. It sounds awesome
(unless it was an open fort or something.)

I found that it's easier to break the ice on a swingset

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badbrain (July 22, 2009)

the park around the fort was open but the fort itself was closed, so we used the grappling hook to get over the wall and then watched the sunset on top of the wall platform thing which overlooks the Potomac river and DC skyline. it was all romantic and shit. d'aww

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wonton (July 22, 2009)

Was it fort Washington?

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badbrain (July 22, 2009)

Yeah!

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Hi-ProGlow (July 22, 2009)

That's badass. I don't know how many girl I've dated would be down to grapple over a wall.

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PitchforkWriter (July 22, 2009)

Take him to an armwrestling competition at your neighborhood gay bar,

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shrapnel (July 22, 2009)

the G.I. Joe movie looks terrible

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neverbeenbetter (July 22, 2009)

gi joes (the store) > the cartoon

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Cheesetits (July 22, 2009)

Except, you know, the fact it went bankrupt and doesn't exist anymore.

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Cheesetits (July 22, 2009)

You think? Why can't people just leave good content things alone?

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Dante3000 (rich) (July 22, 2009)

No, AIDS looks terrible, this looks like an abomination.
-Dante

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LinoleumMagazine (July 22, 2009)

I remember when I first heard about it I thought i'd wanna see it, just because they were my favorite toy ever and I loved the comic books. But now, not so much.

Anyone read the old GI Joe comics?
They were really gritty and totally different than the cartoon. I remember a story arc where some of them were captured and thrown into a gulag. It was bloody and fucked up. And they even killed off a character or two.
For some stupid reason that's how I envisioned they'd make the movie.

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jacknife737 (July 22, 2009)

It got the lowest test scores in the studio's history
http://www.filmjunk.com/2009/06/11/stephen-sommers-fired -after-gi-joe-gets-lowest-test-screening-score-ever/

This will always be GI Joe for me... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN034sBeF4c

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SkolarX (July 23, 2009)

something about the kid from 3rd rock being cobra commander doesn't sit right with me

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negicore (July 22, 2009)

How many of these dates are the Re-volts really playing? They fuckin' rule!

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sporkandfoon (July 22, 2009)

Stoked to be playing the Cambridge date.