Scott: State your name, what band you're in, and what you play.
Chris: I'm Wollard, and I play guitar in… for Hot Water Music.
S: Who's been your favorite band to watch so far on the tour?
C: Consistently?
S: Yeah.
C: Well, it would have to be a draw between Flogging Molly and the Line. The Line isn't on the tour anymore, they left early, but… they were fucking awesome. Right now, Flogging Molly.
S: Who do you recommend to go see?
C: Flogging Molly, Morgan Heritage who already played, fuckin' Bosstones who are playin' right now, Bad Religion, NOFX… Thursday already played… but I think the side stage is where all the action is, I think.
S: Do you guys play the same setlist every day, or do you throw it around?
C: Not a chance.
S: Not a chance?
C: Different every day.
S: What do you think about people who play the same setlist every show?
C: I'm not in their band. [laughs]
S: If there was one song you wish you never would have written, what would it have been?
C: Ha ha ha… No comment.
S: What's one band you wish you could tour with, past or present?
C: Past or present?
S: Yeah, any band in the history of the world.
C: Does it have to be a band?
S: Uhh… Well, throw out a na-
C: Robert Johnson.
S: Oh, that'd be aweso-
C: Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band.
S: Alright. That would be awes-
C: Guided By Voices.
S: That'd be coo-
C: Built To Spill. Belle and Sebastian.
S: Ha, alright. And lastly-
C: Radiohead. Right now, Radiohead.
S: Right now Radiohead? And lastly, why should someone come watch your band over somebody else?
[pause for a long time]
C: Fuck, I dunno. [laughs]
S: Okay, finally lastly, are you drunk right now?
C: Not as drunk as I was when I went on!









i feel dumber for reading that