and informs us that the Suicide Girls are hitting the road with their burlesque act. Each show on the tour features 6 different dancers and the band Bloom as openers, as well as a different local band per city also opening.

The tour, barely underway, has already caused some uproar in Phoenix, where apparently the city's liquor board threatened to shut down the club hosting the tour if the show wasn't cancelled. The rest of the dates, which crisscross the nation from now until the end of February, are under READ MORE.
Jan 08 -San Francisco, CA Great American Music Hall With rogue wave
Jan 09 -San Jose, CA Blank Club With Sloe
Jan 10 -Los Angeles, CA Echo With Kennedy
Jan 11 -San Diego, CA Casbah With the kite-eating tree
Jan 12 -Tempe, AZ Big Fish Pub With Peachcake
Jan 12 -Phoenix, AZ BANNED IN PHOENIX!
Jan 13 -Tucson, AZ Club Congress With The Deludes
Jan 14 -Albuquerque, NM Venue TBA
Jan 16 -Denton, TX Hailey's With Shade Seven
Jan 17 -Austin, TX Emo's With chris mcfarland
Jan 18 -Houston, TX Venue TBA With With All Sincerity
Jan 19 -New Orleans, LA House of Blues With The SophistiCats & the SophistiKitttens
Jan 20 -Tallahassee, FL Beta Bar With White Trash Messiahs
Jan 21 -St. Petersburg, FL State Theater With Retard-O-Bot
Jan 23 -Miami, FL I/O With Billy Boloby
Jan 24 -Orlando, FL Backbooth With The Studdogs
Jan 26 -Gainesville, FL Market St Pub With Towers Of Hanoi
Jan 27 -Jacksonville, FL Jackrabbits With AdrenoKrome
Jan 28 -Atlanta, GA Echo
Jan 29 -Athens, GA 40 Watt
Jan 30 -West Columbia, SC New Brookland
Jan 31 -Wilmington, NC The Soap Box With This Day An Age
Feb 02 -Washington, DC Black Cat With Full Minute Of Mercury
Feb 03 -Baltimore, MD Ottobar With EDENPARK
Feb 04 -Philadelphia, PA Trocadero With Missing Pilots
Feb 05 -New York City, NY Venue TBA
Feb 06 -New York City, NY Knitting Factory With Dirty on Purpse
Feb 07 -Providence, RI The Call With a trillion barnacle lapse / atbl
Feb 09 -Boston, MA Mideast With Harris
Feb 10 -Northhampton, MA Pearl Street With The Prowl
Feb 11 -Buffalo, NY soundlab With Girlfriend in a Coma
Feb 12 -Cleveland, OH Beachland With Arizing
Feb 13 -Detroit, MI Majestic Theater With bedford drive
Feb 14 -Columbus, OH Little Brothers With denovo
Feb 16 -Cincinnati OH Southgate House With The Messengers
Feb 17 -TBD, Indiana Venue TBA With Missing Six
Feb 18 -Champaign, IL High Dive With So Many Dynamos
Feb 19 -Chicago, IL Metro With Threefold
Feb 20 -Milwaukee, WI Cactus With Holy Mary Motor Club
Feb 21 -Minneapolis, MN the First Avenue With Somerset
Feb 22 -Iowa City, IA Gabe's Oasis
Feb 24 -Denver, CO Larimer Lounge With Grace Like Garvity
Feb 27 -Seattle, WA Graceland With The Jezebel Diary
Feb 28 -Portland, OR Venue TBA With BXF