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  Review by: Scott See others by this writer ![[staff]](/images/icons/staffsticker.gif){kind=icon}
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Published on September 5th 2003
Personal opinion of this band aside, this is just a shameful excuse for a live album. 10 songs? Barely 40 minutes? No encore? From a band who [at the time] had over 30 songs recorded/released, this is just a poor, poor showing, especially considering the band knew they were recording this for a live CD. Please login or register to post comments. What are the benefits of having a Punknews.org account?
Why do girls wear so much perfume and make-up? Because they smell and their ugly. i want to eat your first born child! the 10 is for that joke, it might not be sensitive, but damn that is funny. yeah well im the guy who started all the jokes with the how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb joke. so there. hahahaha, oh those crazy fats. Why'd the fat chick cross the road? scott. free dutch apple pie would get me through the doors for a lot of shitty bands. If they had milk for me, id see pretty much any band out there. I fucking hate pie...just joking, I like it. I would definetly sit through this band's show if I were given unlimited quantities of free dutch apple pie. Q: why does nobody like the juliana theory? Q: Why did Ani Difranco decide to never come back to punknews.org? fuck this shit, Im never coming back to this site this is too fucking funny! HAHAHA this score is for the sexist jokes. fucking hysterical. I thought the muffin girl joke was hilarious. 10/13 is my birthday Those are good. How about these? "hahaha, the only comment supporting this band is posted by someone w/ the name 'muffingirl'. the jokes just write themselves don't they. at the dirve in that was stupid Its not that weird that they release live material 2 years after it was recorded - tons of bands release live albums long after they are recorded - Led Zeppelin for example. OK, we have established that this band sucks more than an asain prostitute, but they are NOT a christian band....Their lead singer was at one time but has obviously fallen from grace with his leather pants and headset mics...No christian would ever subject another person to that...Long live scott stapp!! sexist jokes of the decade: hmmm.....ive seen juliana four times and each time i have seen them they were actually pretty good, with the exception of the last time i saw them with piebald which was mediocre at best. however, this is a sorry excuse for a large album. as scott mentioned, 10 songs and one being the instrumental before the song that generally finsishes up the encore. i just keep repeating to myself, "10 songs?". i dont care if you have a contractual obligation or not. 10 songs?? Although I am a big fan of earlier Juliana Theory, everyone I have ever talked to has said that their live shows are a complete disappointment. I think this album is just proof of that. Despite signing to a major label and releasing a total piece of crap, I think Emotion Is Dead is a superbly crafted album. they must know theyre awful live, so they get choreographed moves to distract the little kids. *sigh* Two eggs are cooking in a frying pan. i just checked the mp3s out HAHAHAHA this band just blows..this christian kid I know once tricked me to go see them.. they played with some opening band that told everyone in the audience to "vote for george bush"... fuck this shit... this isn't punk rock. its cheezy overprodouced music with some sort of secretive christian message. eff that alkaline trio is the worst live band, well actually just the worse out of bands I like. I've saw ash live and they were amazing. I've also seen TJT live and although they were horrible, at least they acted like rockstars. Leather pants and acting like douchebags is key to any great live band. Despite all this, Elliot is the worst live band. Ever. i saw them live, they were like an even worse our lady peace, and the shittest live show i'd ever seen, i also saw hopesfall and snapcase at this show... I was a fan of The Juliana Theory when I went to see them but I left the venue with a hatred of them. Their live show was one of the worst things I have ever seen. Luckly, Piebald opened and saved the evening but still....avoid Juilana's live show like the plague. hahaha, the only comment supporting this band is posted by someone w/ the name 'muffingirl'. the jokes just write themselves don't they. I'M FROM PITTSBURGH oops caps lock. juliana theory are so lame. man they got dropped from that major they released 'love' on so fast. fuck them. great album title though. love. hahaha. what a joke. yea this looks like a piss poor live album for any band. fuck strung out live in a dive is fucking 21 songs, including lots of variety and rarities. I doubt Laga's bathrooms come close to the Fireside. No way. "club laga has fucked up bathrooms." Lame. Ass. Suck. These are just the first few words that come to mind. This band does indeed perform live with their drummer in a headset and their singer convinced he is Jesus. Hey Juliana Theory: If I told you your shitty music was killing me, would you stop? club laga has fucked up bathrooms to all the people who say the juliana theory is the worst band they've ever seen live: Iiiiiiii'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm soooooooooooooo pppppppppppuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!! ! they had to fulfill a contract with Tooth and Nail for another CD before they could sign to epic, so we have a live cd Im obviously the punkest guy around. I like what everyone else hates. These guys are good song writers and that's why they got signed to a major. Very good indie rock/emo. They are pretty good live too I know nothing about this band............but why release a live album 2 years after it was recorded? I think the fact that the CD has only ten songs and clocks in at under 40 minutes is one of the Cd's strong points. Who would want to waste an hour listening to this shit? Me - "How do you get an elephant out of a shopping cart in Safeway?" Q: how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Q: how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Scott, you have to tell this band how bad they blow during your interview... i looked at the track list for this album, that sounds awesome. The Berlin Project is everything that is wrong with the Pittsburgh scene rolled into one band. p.s. kids dont buy the berlin project cd... they blow. scott you suck... why did you review this. You should have let a fan do it. I know plenty of ablums under 40 mins, and you used youre own name in the review. Dude.... you need to respect somethings. Horrible review. I dont even like this band but you suck for doing that. These guys are just terrible live. They wear little headsets and stuff. i'm more looking forward to a new album it's weird that this was recorded about 2 years ago and it was just released. What do you mean by: "sorely lacking any human presence"?? Didn't you hear the crowd scream "One more song! One more song! One more song!" at the end?? It's missing "Constellation". Crap. i too, feel this was band is the worst band i have EVER seen. I'm not a big fan of theirs, I own Emotion is Dead, and that's their only CD I own. I've also seen them 3 times, but always because they play before a band I wanted to see, and not once have I ever seen them use headsets. Maybe they do in other places, but I personally have NEVER seen a headset in their live performance. this is just the band screwing tooth and nail and putting out a horrible live cd for their last release. a live cd of theirs could never do the tight leather pants and headsets that is their live show! this is by far the worst band i've ever seen. if you think this band is ever slightly good, your taste in music is shit. the end. But, Scott, why did you even listen to this piece of garbage? You knew it was going to be terrible from the start. |
