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A Santa Cause: It's A Punk Rock Christmas
2003
Immortal

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Review by: Adam
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Published on November 25th 2003

I actually feel guilty for having to take a critical look at this record. The selection of bands is heavily stacked with popular new school pop-punk and emo (or whatever it’s called), so this is bound to sell well. Since a portion of the proceeds is going to the Pediatric AIDS Foundation this is great news. Despite my opinion of the bands on here, I can’t argue with a well-intentioned donation to a children’s charity.

Unfortunately the music on A Santa Cause isn’t going get the same accolades as the cause.

Too many of the bands here forget that the album is subtitled “It’s A Punk Rock Christmas” and turn in some of the tamest, neutered tracks of their careers. Given the theme of the record I’m not exactly expecting furious hardcore, but I did hope that the band’s churn out some fun, rocking renditions of the songs they’ve chosen. Yet the recordings by Acceptance, Fall Out Boy, The Beautiful Mistake, Jason Gleason (of Further Seems Forever) and (to a lesser extent) Gatsby’s American Dream give no indication that these bands have day-jobs as rock musicians. With the exception of the vocalists these covers aren't very different from the typical version of the songs you hear every year.

On top of that we have the punk Christmas cover clichés. These include but are not limited too the use of jingle bells or playing the hook from a popular Christmas song as a bridge in your own. It's cute once. That's it.

Some of the better-known pop-punk acts here only contribute previously released material, which may disappoint completists looking for something new. This is the case with Something Corporate, New Found Glory and Blink 182, whose song “I Won’t Be Home For Chrismas” seems especially tame in light of the band’s current direction. From First To Last’s “X12 Days Or XXXMasX” is a horribly failed attempt at humour by throwing screamo clichés into normally happy holiday song. At least I hope it’s an attempt at humour, because it’s nothing you’ll listen to a second time.

There is good here though. Buzz band The Matches contribute “December Is For Cynics,” which is quite catchy with a memorable sing-along chorus. The band sounds a bit more powerful here then on other recordings I’ve heard. The Mighty Mighty Bosstones contribution “This Time Of Year” is an original song. The heavily Ramones influenced track is enjoyable and a welcome break from the pace of the album. I’ve grown to appreciate The A.K.A’s and their cover of Run DMC’s “Christmas In Hollis” is really amusing (if not a bit surprising at first). It’s an irreverent song, but that makes it fun. The same can be said for MXPX’s “Christmas Night of Zombies."

This is a record supporting a great cause, but unfortunately I can’t review it on good intentions alone. With the exception of a few tracks A Santa Cause is made up of either previously released material and painfully uninteresting (and at times sappy) renditions of holiday classics.






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    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 8:33 PM (EST)

    Fuck you whoever the hell wrote this!fftl kicks fucking ass.

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, July 25, 2005 at 8:39 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    all you guys fucking blow. sonny moore and FFTL kick so much ass and so does this cd. they work so hard to do these things, and they dont need you people telling them what to do. you guys suck so bad.

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, July 25, 2005 at 8:39 PM (EDT)

    all you guys fucking blow. sonny moore and FFTL kick so much ass and so does this cd. they work so hard to do these things, and they dont need you people telling them what to do. you guys suck so bad.

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, December 20, 2003 at 9:04 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    The Lawrence Arms - Faintly Falling Ashes

    That song is business.

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, December 4, 2003 at 1:56 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    fuck you guys, fftl beat ass.

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, December 4, 2003 at 2:07 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    Punkest xmas song ever?

    "I'm gonna beat your ass for Christmas" by Kill Allen Wrench

    ya can't fuck with a song title like that!

    -Ken

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 3, 2003 at 10:07 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    if it doesn't have The Bollweevils "white christmas" its not a punk rock christmas record.

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, December 1, 2003 at 9:06 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    They dont sell it newhere in Perth, Australia!!!!!

    Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 8:14 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    Canadians dont believe in Christmas because they are all pagans and hippies. Throw soap at them.

    Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 6:20 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    man christmas is awesome!...here's my wishlist for this year!..
    1. that i finally find someone who is as emo as me, so we can sob in the sunset together
    2. that i can stop my constant sarcasm, and steal some of the spotlight from superdude
    3. find a better thing to do than post messages on punknews
    4. find something better to do than masturbating, while not posting messages on punknews
    5. here's hoping that refused forms a christian band cuz ive always been waiting for the day when i hear their lead scream "st nicklaus, i want a pony and ive been a good boy"

    Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 3:16 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    Immortal? i thought they did crap-metal, like Korn and newer incubus.

    Incubus rocked until Morning View.

    Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, November 30, 2003 at 12:14 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    the punchline song on this cd fucking blows too.

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 9:40 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    "Other great xmas songs not mentioned below:
    'Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass' - Arrogant Worms"

    yes. nothing better than some canadian christian joke rock. i'm also a fan of "me like hockey."

    -sk8punx

    Posted by FortyMinutesWest on 2003-11-29 16:53:46
    My Score:

    I'm holding out for "A Grindcore Kwanza"

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, November 29, 2003 at 7:12 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    lets see...since its obviously punk rock to hate christmas...i hate it too. although i do enjoy singing along to my bright eyes christmas cd.

    Posted by punky on 2003-11-28 23:48:17
    My Score:

    I hate christmas,and song about christmas.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, November 28, 2003 at 3:12 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    the A.K.A.s are everywhere.

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 2:45 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    ba humbug

    Posted by shindo on 2003-11-27 14:04:36
    My Score:

    "To the reviewer who hoped that the From First To Last song was a joke, look at the title you fucking idiot. Of course it's meant to be a joke."

    Joke or not, it's still stupid.

    -adam

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 1:40 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    ...unless of course, that's how they always sound. ehhh i shudder to think.

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 1:39 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    The real question is, however, was the Gatsbys American Dream one a joke? I sure hope so.
    -Janelle

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 11:14 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    To the reviewer who hoped that the From First To Last song was a joke, look at the title you fucking idiot. Of course it's meant to be a joke.

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 5:13 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    Why not give your money directly to the foundation rather than having to listen to this shit.

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 8:32 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    "Run, Rudolph, Run" by the Yobs is the best.

    -BSD

    Posted by Hulka on 2003-11-26 15:58:52
    My Score:

    Other great xmas songs not mentioned below:
    "Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass" - Arrogant Worms
    "Bizarre Christmas Incident" - Ben Folds (aka "Santa is a Big Fat Fuck")
    "White Christmas" - Bollweevils
    "Feliz Navi-Nada" - El Vez
    "I've Got A Boner for Christmas" - Nerf Herder
    "Christmas With the Devil" - Spinal Tap
    "Merry Muthafuckin' Christmas" - Eazy-E

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 3:52 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    Bad Religion - God Rest Ye Jerry Mentleman is the best Christmas song ever.

    Posted by thriceequalsgod on 2003-11-26 11:29:46
    My Score:

    i listened to the mxpx track and..
    does it remind anyone else of bigwig? like... a lot?

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 9:23 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    "Which one? Jackson or Tatecore?"

    The Jackson one wasn't funny and the Tatecore one was only funny the first few times you guys did it, so I hope that he was talking about this comment.

    "after hearing this the kids will be begging for aids"

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 12:58 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    That blink song is old as the hills, which explains the "watered down considering their new direction". I'm glad I'm anonymous too

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 11:35 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    just give me The Dickies "Silent Night" and i'll be happy.

    Ramo

    Posted by notfeelingcreative on 2003-11-25 23:07:47
    My Score:

    This score is for both the album and the fact that there are little kids with AIDS! Both make me sick to my stomach!

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 11:03 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    "HHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Unofficial Comment Of The Day Award for that one below. No question.

    -Scott"

    Which one? Jackson or Tatecore?

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 10:54 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    Good Review, one of the best I've read on here

    Posted by superdude on 2003-11-25 19:39:44
    My Score:

    This review was pretty good, but here's how I would make it better:

    1. Isn't it a little late for a review of some old Tim Allen movie?

    2. Did Tim Allen produce this cd?

    3. Is it available on candy-cane vinyl?

    4. None of these bands are even playign at the K-Roq concert. And K-Roq is the ish.

    5. What are the special features? Is their band commentary?

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 6:44 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    Yes Fear!!!

    Posted by Mr_Pink on 2003-11-25 18:43:19
    My Score:

    The Pogues song is a classic. So are Fear's "Fuck Christmas" and The Dickies' "Silent Night."

    We must all bow in awe to Bryan Adams' "Reggae Christmas," though. Am I the only one that remembers that cheesy old-school MTV video with Pee-Wee Herman?

    Posted by shindo on 2003-11-25 18:33:22
    My Score:

    The best chrismas song ever is the Pogues - Fairytail of New York. No contest.

    -adam

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 6:31 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    the best christmas punk cd ever is vandals oi to the world

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 5:44 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    most of this cd is pretty bad, but i really enjoyed the from first to last - X12 days of XXXMasX song

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 5:30 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    at least coalesce is on there. errr. not.

    -brent

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 5:00 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    The only good punk christmas song is
    bad religion's version of silent night. That song is so great.

    Posted by maverick on 2003-11-25 15:49:48
    My Score:

    HHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Unofficial Comment Of The Day Award for that one below. No question.

    -Scott

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 3:09 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    the blink 182 song on here is the reason i'm breathing today.

    -jason tate

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 3:06 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    I'm sorry! I didn't mean to give them my disease!

    Micheal Jackson

    Posted by musical-monkey on 2003-11-25 14:57:21
    My Score:

    how is the saosin song?

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 2:56 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    Let the children die! Buy sometime else instead!

    Santa Claus

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 1:51 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    after hearing this the kids will be begging for aids

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 1:50 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    wasn't Santa a skinhead?

    Posted by Mr_Pink on 2003-11-25 13:39:14
    My Score:

    Bah humbug. It isn't a punk rock Christmas without The Ramones' "Merry Christmas (I Don't Wanna Fight Tonight)."

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 1:15 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    A bunch of corporate business men in cheap suits must have came up with this cd.

    Posted by travis on 2003-11-25 12:57:34
    My Score:

    this cd is pretty horrible.

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 12:57 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    I was actually listening to this earlier for review elsewhere...don't like it...
    -Janelle