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Review by: Jesse See others by this writer Official Site (If you click this, you suck) (link) Only registered users can post comments Published on March 16th 2004
Starflyer 59 offers nothing new on this recording. Hell, they don't even have a good name for their band. Every song sounds the same. Seriously. To describe them is to take the spirit of AC/DC and channel it through the worst rip off of The Hives. Every guitar riff has the same rhythm, every bass riff follows the guitars. Samesamesame, boringboringboring. Please login or register to post comments. What are the benefits of having a Punknews.org account?
hell, even the cover, the booklet, artword, all point to purposeful simplicity. I think the band did what they wanted to do, and it worked. There must be something wrong with me. I love this record, even though I've agreed with a lot of this same reviewers past reviews. I just can't get enough of this release- I'd even go so far as to say it's one of my favorites so far this year. The swagger, the simple, awesome stripped down sound, the purposefully pointless lyrics. I just get the impression that these guys wanted to make a stripped down record- not because they lack talent, but because they wanted to do something simple and straight forward. It comes across to me as a visionary recording because of that. It is simple. The baselines do always follow the guitars, the guitar riffs are all very similar, but purposefully so. As a stripped down and simple record, it sounds...right. "Every guitar riff has the same rhythm, every bass riff follows the guitars. Samesamesame, boringboringboring." anyone who thinks this bands sucks needs to go listen to house wife love song. the reviewer obviously hasn't. This is sf59's worst release, no doubt about it. But it is far from sucking. I recommend listeneing to their past material, especially their 2003 record, "Old". It is fantastic- an exact opposite of this one, in fact. Wait, wait....what's that? The sound of victory bells? Yes. Simple. I win. You wanna know why? Because even you admited that this CD sucks. Ding Ding! Hear the bells? Ding Ding! this review is a good example of how the reviewer has never heard starflyer 59 before. scott, next time give albums to reviewers that are familiar with the bands. I don't care how this band has been around. Scott sent me a CD to review, so I did. And the CD sucks. End of story. Hi Jesse-- these guys were around before your balls dropped. You probably shop at Wal-Mart. Maybe you should work there instead. Wow, it's amazing how little you know about music and this band (the reviewer). Starflyer 59 has been around recording music since 1992 in Orange County,CA. I suggest you check out their 10 albums they have released through Tooth and Nail over the years. "...and channel it through the worst rip off of the Hives" That is about the most ridiculous statement I have ever read especially considering the life of this band. Ha. you guys can call go suck a cock Worst name ever. I am huge fan of Starflyer 59. Check out their albums "Old", "The Fashion Focus" and "Everyone Makes Mistakes" if you are looking to hear what they are really about. This album was recorded this year, but is comprised of songs that they had scrapped back in 1996. The fans wanted to hear them, they wanted to have some fun recording some old songs so they went for it. Definately not their best moment, but necessary for their fans. I haven't heard this album, but I was under the impression from all their previous stuff that they were a kinda shoegazer/indie rock band. I didnt really see a review...more of an uninspired rant...congratulations why does their band name sound like the instant messanger screename of my 12 year old sister's friend? This score is for Tooth and Nail. If you want to market Christian punk - fine - I'm not going to buy it, but it's your right. But can't they at least sign bands that don't suck? Is that an album cover or a picture of a kitchen tile? Worst, cover art, EVER. have you heard any of starflyer's 8 other albums? They sound nothing like this. This album is a one shot recorded years ago that their fan's heard about and wanted. Its not a real starflyer album. Thats all. So....you're not supposed to write a review if you hate the record? I wrote the review because Scott sent me the CD to review. It's as simple as that. so then why write the fucking review you moron? scott, is this your idea of a joke? this guy is a moron. |