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| To See You BrokenA Thief, A Poet, An Enemy2003 Excursion 
  Review by: cripplefight See others by this writer Only registered users can post comments 
 Published on June 8th 2004 What the hell is up with girls and thinking they can play cohesive hardcore? You don't see guys trying to be like Ani Difranco. Well, actually, you do, and everyone makes fun of them. But anyway, To See You Broken is a hardcore band from the west coast comprised of all chick members. The singer has the most annoying voice ever, and the background music the rest of the band makes sounds like its coming from a bunch of 15 year olds. But, it's actually kinda good once you stop wanting to kick the singer in the face, which takes about as long as it does to convince your best friend to shave off all your pubic hair for you. Also, this is probably the #1 pretentious hardcore record of the year. The lyrics are funny as hell (the singer trying to be smart or something) and the album tite is almost as pukeworthy as some of the worse indie rock that came out last year. "Purchasing an Image" would be cool if it were sung by a guy. Oreos are cool, and I'm eating them now. It's much more interesting to stare at the design on an Oreo than it is to listen to this band. At least the Oreo doesn't want to kill you by poisoning your food with cyanide. RIYL: Um, if you like anything good, you probably won't like this. If you listen to shit like Team Dresch and Bikini Kill, you might like this because it will sound cool coming out of your shitty flower car while you sweat in your lame-ass bandana. Hippie feminist man-hater.
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I like girls too. The review suks... I think :| "Purchasing an Image" would be cool if it were sung by a guy. Oreos are cool, and I'm eating them now. i thought the review was hilarious... I can't say I was a fan of the review- I don't know if this review was serious but if it was that's one stupid hardcore kid. "you might like this because it will sound cool coming out of your shitty flower car while you sweat in your lame-ass bandana. Hippie feminist man-hater." great stuff as always dudes in the mannessssssssss What the fuck? you guys take stuff too seriously. this band sucks, and its not because they're chicks, it's because they're chicks that think they can play but can't. listen to the record and maybe you'll understand what this kid was talking about. that's all you really need to know. this shit is not worth the time of day. awful review, although I do agree that girl hardcore singers do get on my nerves, but still this review didn't tell me shit about the record besides that it sucked. worst review ever...i love women Truly in the top 10 of worst album reviews ever...on a side note, who are the male singers that are trying to be like Ani DiFranco? I need to know so I can make fun of them...-TahoeJeff after the music becoming less punk and more alternative in this forum, this is the next step toward stupidity ok , that was a really bad review, accompanied by a blatant and failed attempt at being humourous..... damn... fantastic review! couldn't have done it better myself! Since when were reviews like this acceptable? Wow I like the occaisional misogynist joke, but what a douche. Womens' voices in any aggressive form of rock always works for me. Riddle me this: Have you heard F-Minus? guys like this reviewer are the reason that hardcore sucks now. i'd rather be a ladyman than an ass-slappin' homoerotic bandanna toting tuff-guy shithead any day. put the flower on my car, you can have your sausage party. uhh the fact that they are girls shouldn't make a difference..your review is horrible, i mean half of it is spent criticizing the fact that they are in fact female, only mention it once KTHX you suck, die "Um, if you like anything good, you probably won't like this. If you listen to shit like Team Dresch and Bikini Kill, you might like this because it will sound cool coming out of your shitty flower car while you sweat in your lame-ass bandana. Hippie feminist man-hater" "coming out of your shitty flower car" haha. that's all i have to say. How did you ugys post this but not post my One Reason review? Come now my friends, this review isn't serious... This is the worst review this site has ever posted. Great review...you sexist piece of shit. Quite a bit of misogyny in this review... if there is something wrong with the music, then say that, but I don't think the fact that they're women is in any way relevant. wow its amazing that your hate of women is as powerful as my hate of assholes like you. it doesnt matter their fucking girls you moron. get laid and stop looking at so much bondage porn its fucking with your head |
