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 Review by: Jesse See others by this writer ![[staff]](/images/icons/staffsticker.gif){kind=icon}
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Published on August 3rd 2004
The revolution will not be televised. Nor will it be shitty rap/rock on Interscope Records. In true white boy fashion, the rap style is ripped straight from that dude from P.O.D. or Papa Roach, only instead of breaking into nü-metal shitty chorus', they break into catchy, shitty pseudo-punk akin to Hoobastank or Lostprophets. The left banner on Punknews.org used to be an ad for their "controversial new video." Homeboys got political for one video and bought ad space on Punknews. Too bad their shitty, formulaic sound doesn't belong here. Please login or register to post comments. What are the benefits of having a Punknews.org account?
HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA classic review! it's a keeper unlike the cd. I recently heard of/saw these guys. this is a great CD, sucks that retarded punkers that were dropped on their head straight from the womb have to review bands like this. What kind of dumbass reviews the song titles? This record metastasizes the last twenty five years of hard rock as well as any. Melodies, riffs, power chords and hooks. Perfect ... no. But a bunch of the tracks are way damn strong (World Keeps Spinning, Shellshocked, New York NY, Memories in F Minor). Andrew WK is a useless twat. Jam your skateboard up your ass and suck my hairy rballs, you fucking poser!! Solid recording. Were all going to die, get the fuck out of here!! The point I was trying to make about them being formed before other bands was the fact you tried to make them look like they were posers or just copying other band (you clearly stated this in your article) "In true white boy fashion, the rap style is ripped straight from that dude from P.O.D. or Papa Roach". And what the hell does "white boy fashion" mean? The point I was trying to make about them being formed before other bands was the fact you tried to make them look like they were posers or just copying other band (you clearly stated this in your article) "In true white boy fashion, the rap style is ripped straight from that dude from P.O.D. or Papa Roach". And what the hell does "white boy fashion" mean? Oops, that last one was me. I forgot to log in. "This goes to all of you that believe this band is some rip off band that copies P.O.D, or Papa Roach. If you morons looked into the band a little bit and gave them a chance maybe you could write a fair review without putting all that garbage language in it. They were formed FAR before there was any rap-rock group that you see in the spottlight today. You can't just classify music as "rap" or "punk". It is what it is, listen to it and don't label it in your mind. These guys have worked hard to get where they are and deserve credit for that. So before you go flaming on about how much you hate rap..yadayadayada, listen to the CD and look into the band a little bit, these guys have real talent. I would like the first staff member who reviewed it to respond to this. And please dont fill it with cussing and garbage." but they barely even sound like 3/11 if you actually listen to their CD's. - and this goes to that idiots that was making fun of their song "scottsdale". As you probly dont know, scottsdale is a area in arizona. It is on the richer side of town. If you give the song a chance and listen to the lyrics, hes basically ranting about how much he hates people that are a part of that trend to wear your pants low, and talk like a moron I.E-"home skillet". Their main problem is breaking that barrier between their music and that stupid culture. I dunno, 311's been around for a long fucking time. This goes to all of you that believe this band is some rip off band that copies P.O.D, or Papa Roach. If you morons looked into the band a little bit and gave them a chance maybe you could write a fair review without putting all that garbage language in it. They were formed FAR before there was any rap-rock group that you see in the spottlight today. You can't just classify music as "rap" or "punk". It is what it is, listen to it and don't label it in your mind. These guys have worked hard to get where they are and deserve credit for that. So before you go flaming on about how much you hate rap..yadayadayada, listen to the CD and look into the band a little bit, these guys have real talent. I would like the first staff member who reviewed it to respond to this. And please dont fill it with cussing and garbage. H O M E B O Y bitches on me cuz I am so fly at least this sounds better than their shit from 10 years ago, Scottsdale Brat is a song you all need to listen to for a good laugh - I can't believe they were signed back then. Maybe if I smoked some phat chronic and sipped a 40 of OE while pouring out some for my homieZ I could try to get into it if I wore some marshmellow pants and a backwards hat and put my hand on my cock all the time - that shit could be dope if you fuckin' go cold pimpin' on tha shizzle, ma fizzle I'd rather be slowly killed than listen to anymore songs off of this album (I've heard Time and Time Again). This review captured Chronic Future's shitty music perfectly. score is for the review The band DOOM use a similar font to that of the game. They're also the perfect soundtrack to wandering around a semi-3D landscape mutilating monsters and zombies. The scores for Doom 3. WHOOO!! Haha, "ball suckage"... Liked it. Nice bass line on "Time and Time Again". This deserves a fair review, instead of an anti-Linkin Park flamefest. What kind of review was that? "Most bands like this that get signed to a major from the start never have a chance of making it" Most bands like this that get signed to a major from the start never have a chance of making it the only people that would become enraged and deny accusations of being on chronic future's street team are those that are on chronic future's street team To the genital wart licking ass who posted above me before accusing me of being on the Chronic Future street team I must say this. One day the world will end and people like you will be sodomoized by Billy Ray Cyrus in the comfort of your own home. Then Billy Joel will come barrelling through the wall and thus ending your miserable existence. Shit. I guess I did. Oh well, it's harder giving up my education for the Chronic Future street crew than typing coherently. Dude, you misspelled "since." fuk u budd-e, chronic has ben kikin it ol skool ECHC since i can remembr. hop3 i se u t a sho, fukface. In response to BSD- "One listen to any cut from Lines in My Face will be enough to convince any listener of the band's collective genius" Seeing this much unity makes me smile fucking street team below me I must admit I like the lyrics but the sound of their music makes my ears bleed. I encourage everyone to go to chronic future's site and read their bio. no matter who wrote it, they are pretty full of themselves to let that be their official bio...it's quite a read. aren't these the guys with that groundbreaking video that wasn't so groundbreaking and was more along the lines of tear inducing? so many pople rate this shit low. but are the same people that listen to fucky mcSuck suck band. "Too bad their shitty, formulaic sound doesn't belong here." I dunno, but I saw this band on the Moneen/Northstar tour and i had a lot of fun during their set. Even though I knew it was the cheeziest shit in the world, I still liked their set a lot and I kinda wanted to get this. I'm thinking otherwise now, because although a fun cheezy live band, that would translate to shit on record.. here goes my cred holy shit.. all of the comments underneath me have reviewed this album with the lowest rating except for the 2 that gave a rating for something else... a cohesive rating score.. i think thats a first on punknews... or at least the first i've seen "This band was also on a northstar / moneen tour not too long ago." "I've been waiting to see this reviewed ever since the ad came on punknews... and who better to rip an album a new asshole than Jesse?" i have to admit, i do own their last album from a long time ago. but i think i can be forgiven since i am a 311 fan. their "hit single" is about as stupid as Jadakiss'. and i hate the animation in their video so much. so much. I've been waiting to see this reviewed ever since the ad came on punknews... and who better to rip an album a new asshole than Jesse? ive heard this song on my mvp baseball videogame, and i promptly went to the sound options and switched this song off. total shit. "A couple weeks ago I went to see The Bled and this band opened. They were exactly as they are described here but people were yelling shit at them and heckling them. Now, I don't think any small touring band deserves this, they may not deserve my money, my time, or my attention but they also don't deserve to be yelled at while they're making shit for money and driving all day in a van." never heard this band except that song on the video. score is for KID DYNAMITE!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HA! Worst. Review. Ever. Horrible band. Great review. A couple weeks ago I went to see The Bled and this band opened. They were exactly as they are described here but people were yelling shit at them and heckling them. Now, I don't think any small touring band deserves this, they may not deserve my money, my time, or my attention but they also don't deserve to be yelled at while they're making shit for money and driving all day in a van. "shit-tastic ball suckage" Hilarious review. In a good way. This album had better be as controversial as their new video "Time and Time Again"! I can't tell, I just read the lyric sheet and it's all nonsense because they couldn't make up coherent rhymes. was that song even political? i mean, it dealt with war iguess, but did it even take a stand on the war one way or the other? i dont remember the lyrics, but judging from the video, it didnt really go against the war, and it wasnt really for the war either. its like, boy doesnt want to go, but has too. while there, the people remind boy of his friends. boy gets hurt. boy gets purple heaRT, family is proud, boy has sex and everyone is happy Shitty band, that's for fucking sure. I thought that these guys rocked. Wait, no I didn't. I so want this album. I will purchase it legally and listen to it while sex is made. |
