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| ThreatenerThe Hammering2004 625
Review by: Ken See others by this writer THREATENER (link) Only registered users can post comments Published on January 11th 2005
Anyone who reads my incoherent posts on this site knows that I am a sucker for a fast record, and Ann Arbor’s Threatener delivers in spades. The Hammering EP boasts eight songs and clocks in at just over six minutes, and ranks among the sickest pieces of wax ever to grace my turntable.
In my world there’s a gun in every news camera and a chainsaw at every garage sale. This shovel cost me eleven dollars, but by daybreak I’ll have had my money’s worth. Violent departure from all truth and meaning. God loves an idiot, Religion of Beatings.Doesn’t that make you feel all warm inside? Couple the deranged lyrics with guitar player Lucas Korte’s brutally awesome artwork, and The Hammering takes its place as one of 2004’s best releases and gives Threatener an impressive debut to say the least. The first pressing of this record has already sold out, but 625 will be repressing it soon for those who missed out the first time. If your record store doesn’t carry this, you can order it from Ebullition. Link to MP3 Please login or register to post comments. What are the benefits of having a Punknews.org account?
Yeah, man. I agree, I do fucking nut in my pants over this band....thats why i reviewed it on this site, so maybe you kids would hear 'em too. I dont doubt that this is probably good. But all he does is piss himself over this band. This isnt a review, its a livejournal entry. I dont hold anything against "fastcore", or "grindcore", or whatever other ridiculous word you choose to stick in front of core. Yeah, why the hell should something get a lower score because it's short? Would you like bands like Discordance Axis to write 15 minute ballads of grind? Sure, some bands make long songs that are engaging and good, but that doesn't mean that long tracks are suited to every kind of music. Yeah, sorry, but this blows the fucking doors off of everything I bought in the past year. By the way this actually came out in late 2003. My Bad. Yeah, sorry, but this blows the fucking doors off of everything I bought in the past year. By the way this actually came out in late 2003. My Bad. this review is bullshit. please actually try to look at a record analyticaly (sic?) if your gonna review it and not just gush like a groupie who just got to blow the band. Oh shit. My friend is obsessed with Threatener, but I have never listened to them really. I'm assuming that it's "brutal". Now I can appreciate thrash as much as anyone, but come on. A 10 for this is just a tad too much. The fact that it's just an EP knocks it down to an 8 and then because it's only 6 minutes knocks it down to a 6, even if it's the best shit out there. 6 minutes is a joke and a rip off. oh my ears, somebody, turn it off!! 10/10? |