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![]() | HellaChurch Gone Wild/Chirpin' Hard2005 Suicide Squeeze
Review by: Jesse See others by this writer Suicide Squeeze Records (link) Only registered users can post comments Published on March 29th 2005 Yes, it's true. Hella pulled an Outkast. Two discs, one written by one guy, one written by the other. Now, I'm not too familiar with their previous releases (at all, I mean, maybe I heard one MP3 before) but I'll break it down CD by CD for you for this release.
1 - Back when I promised Brian that I wouldn't rip on albums during reviews, I also made a promise to Adam. This promise was to incorporate more Bruce Springsteen references in my reviews. There you go, Adam. Happy Birthday.
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This is good. This music. so. does anyone like this or are we just gonna discuss the english language and footnotes? I have never heard it. I dont really have any desire to either. Republic of rough and ready, that's all i gots to say about HELLA Incorrect, Scott. you guys are all fags.... but not for the reasons mentioned by that anonymous fag...because this whole review has been a discussion of the word "pique" and of footnotes...now i may be part queer, but thats just gay "I'll never stop footnoting. I made a third promise, that one was to myself: use at least one footnote in every review!" Good point. That reference is forced about Born To Run, which was of course the purpose, but you lose any writing credibility, by extending any further explantation with a useless and trivial footnote. It's not cute, it's not creative, it's not clever, and hardly humourous. Stop being such a fag. Is making reference to Outkast with this album the new Interpol=Joy Division or Rilo Kiley=Child Actors comment that will be in every review ever written about Hella I'll never stop footnoting. I made a third promise, that one was to myself: use at least one footnote in every review! 1. Brian's a moron and doesn't know "pique" from "peak." I never should have let him have my job. Fool! Well, I guessed wrong about the drummer, and I spelled it pique. That's an editorial problem. They always seem to change that, to the point of where I looked it up to make sure I was using pique correctly. zach hill is the drummer. and it's PIQUE NOT PEAK, CHRIST!!!! I thought that faggot was governor? Oh wait, he stepped down. Everyone knows Bruce Willis is the governer of New Jersey. Scores for the overuse of footnotes. this score's for the fuckin boss. hella have a hella gay name. hella lame Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi need to have a pay-per-view cage match. Winner gets the governership of New Jersey. |