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 Review by: Anchors See others by this writer ![[staff]](/images/icons/staffsticker.gif){kind=icon}
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Published on August 9th 2005
During my grandfather's 30-something year-long professional career, he spent his entire tenure as a civil engineer for Kodak. This meant that my mother's family moved around a great deal, living in at least four different countries before she was even old enough for college. One of the places that they lived was in Brazil, and my mother has always told me how much she enjoyed the music there, and how full of life and creativity it was. So what, I ask you, happened with San Paulo export Cyber-Jack? Nü-metal, apparently. Healthy doses of Adema and Korn really help make this record what it is: virtually unlistenable.
If you can think of a reason to buy this album, then you are a better man than I, because there’s not a single redeeming quality to be found among this mess. For years, Kodak’s motto stood as “You push the button and we do the rest.” Well, the only button I’ll be pressing with this band is off. Please login or register to post comments. What are the benefits of having a Punknews.org account?
" Singer Andre Ston has little to no versatility in his grating, scruffy delivery and it grows tiresome before even one song can end." You're a dicksucker....and Anchors still sucks at writing reviews. Call me a dick sucker but Anchors reviews well. he may go out of hand with the intros but if you are in this website anyways you probably have the time to read dont you? Or maybe you're a slow reader that needs to read "The Three Little Pigs" just a bit more. And hell a bag of Doritos!? I'm in! YEAH! and don't be late! It's go time! Archangel, anonymous kid, behind the see-saw, 4 PM. Winner gets the bag of doritos stolen out of the nerdy kids lunch pail. you two pussies both need to shut the fuck up Fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! "You know what, you just suck. Shut up." Not to defend thier god awful music or anything but Nickleback wasn't a nu-metal band. They were just a radio band playing the most generic brand of shitty post-grunge hard rock. Russe11. dude you're gay and you should be kicked in the head by a mule hahaha now thats funny, i don't care who you are "i wasnt complaining, as i said, it was an opening for a ZINGER" i wasnt complaining, as i said, it was an opening for a ZINGER or maybe you werent complaining and now i am going to go back to my cartoon porn "One read of an anchors review and it will provide a very accurate glimpse into the rest of his reviews and their formula; lets evaluate: yeah really. Establishes the mood?? it more or less establishes the fact that Anchors is a fucktard naw fuck that, it's useless information. just tell me how the CD sounds, the goods and the bads...i could give a shit for anything else I enjoy Anchors's reviews and it's actually pretty impressive how he keeps dishing out those intro paragraphs that tie in his life to the music. It helps establish the mood for not only his review, but for the album itself if you can relate to what he's saying. Fuck the naysayers. you forgot the stupid fucking analogies but i guess that's a subtopic in 1.long drawn out intros maybe, maybe not, i just saw an opening for a zing Come on dudeee, the only formulaic part of my reviews is the intro, that's obvious to anyone. The rest of them dont' share any sort of formula or similarities as to how I go about them. One read of an anchors review and it will provide a very accurate glimpse into the rest of his reviews and their formula; lets evaluate: My grandfather worked for Kodak as well. Yeah... It's much better for those kids to stomp around in camo and caps they don't know how to wear to their stupid conformist sound that oozes of intollerance and idiocy. Yeah, this is much better than goths who just sit in their rooms and pretend they're the Columbine kids. See, I would definitely take pop punk, metalcore or all those bands who sound like Senses Fail over a return to the days of nu-metal. honestly, i don't (and wouldn't) listen to any of the bands listed below you wuold take nu-metal over hawthrone heights? You'd take Godsmack and Staind over As I Lay Dying and Hopesfall? Come on.. you make it sound like nu-metal is worse than metal-core I'll be pressing the suicide booth button while this band is in one. |
