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Hellogoodbye

Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs!
2006
Drive-Thru

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Review by: GlassPipeMurder
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Published on December 15th 2006

Hellogoodbye didn't have much going for them on the six-and-a-half-hour drive to Chicago to attend the 2006 Vans Warped Tour. My travelling companion and fellow tour-goer pleaded with me that we needed to see them, telling me they were kind of like an Atom and His Package ripoff. That was strike one. Their name alone drew the wrath of the musical elitist in me who was appauled that they could get away with associating with one of my favorite songs by the Beatles. That was strike two. I also knew that they were on Drive-Thru, and their name wasn't Rx Bandits or Homegrown. Strike three. I already hated this band.

When their set was over, I was actually glad I'd given them a chance. Despite sounding horrible live, they provided one of the most entertaining sets of the afternoon that included mascots in fruit and vegetable costumes and a delightful cover of the Vengaboys' "Boom Boom Boom Boom" (which I am regrettably a huge sucker for). I walked away hating them much less than I would have cared to.

Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs! is the first full-length from the much publicizied Huntington Beach quartet. Having only heard them live, I was curious as to how they would sound on CD. The first song, which reminded me of something I'd hear at an eighth grade dance party, immediately turned me off. I seriously considered whether I should waste my time listening to this CD if this is what it was going to sound like. The second song, "Here (In Your Arms)" wasn't much better, but had a little bit of an `80s vibe going on, which did make me smile. Finally, by the third song, things started looking up. Complete with electric guitars and a standard punk beat (!), "All Time Lows" sounded like what Relient K would probably sound like if they had a spastic keyboard player. That's neither a compliment nor an insult, I was just glad to hear something other than keyboards and synthesized beats for the first time on the album.

"Baby It's a Fact" is one of the catchier tracks, though the melody is a bit too close to Maroon 5 for comfort. Another one of the more pop-punk songs, "Figures A and B (Means You and Me) " is annoyingly catchy and features some of the dumbest lyrics I've ever heard. The obvious highlight of the album is the hilarious dance song "Touchdown Turnaround (Don't Give Up on Me)," which nearly singlehandedly saves this CD from being permanently taped upside down to my ceiling fan.

In the end, it's a good thing these guys don't take themselves too seriously. The lyrics are stupid, the music is mostly boring, and the novelty of the silly synthesized vocals gets old after about 15 seconds. Yet, like when I walked away from their live set, I don't feel that this band has completely wasted my time with Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs!. I heard some catchy tunes, I heard some crappy tunes, and I managed more than a few cheap laughs at the expense of this band's music.



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    Posted by JenJen22 on 2008-02-14 13:30:43
    My Score:

    i love Hellogoodbye. I can't wait for the re-release that comes out Tuesday. I want to see all the remixes of their songs that will be on there.

    They are such a good band and REALLY enteraining live!

    Posted by damnitsderek on 2006-12-21 09:29:53
    My Score:

    Score is for CrazyToledo's use of "aight".

    Posted by crazytoledo on 2006-12-19 09:00:26
    My Score:

    "Touchdown Turnaround (Don't Give Up On Me" is amazingly awesome. Scores for that song.

    The rest of the album is aight, but those slower songs in the middle drag it down a little. I'd probably give the album a 7.

    Posted by Cannsaw on 2006-12-18 15:07:08

    ChokingVictim:
    Atom & His Package > this shit

    Atom & His Package > life

    Posted by cantsitstill on 2006-12-18 13:32:31
    My Score:

    Grammar police: you misspelled "apalled".

    From a musician's standpoint: Fuck This Band.

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 1:03 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    i dont fucking get hellogoodbye lets just make 3 new songs and remake all the other good songs into shit! the hole cd is over prodused! that hear in your arms song is good i like to dace to it but ummm but the old songs got killed!

    Posted by crazytoledo on 2006-12-18 08:43:41

    Posted by rkl on 2006-12-16 12:09:56

    Posted by Dante3000 on 2006-12-15 18:35:50

    The album should be titled:
    Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs!: And other things Christains don't believe in!
    -Dante

    xians do too believe in zombies. how else can you explain jesus' "resurrection"?


    You rule.

    Posted by ChokingVictim on 2006-12-17 11:06:57

    Atom & His Package > this shit

    Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, December 17, 2006 at 1:48 AM (EST)

    Great album from front to back. I thought this was one of the better albums of 2006.

    Go see these guys live and thank me later.

    -chris

    Posted by almosttragichero on 2006-12-17 01:26:16

    i love atom and his package, i don't like bad ripoffs of him....though i wouldn't describe hellogoodbye as one, that's just the way my friend described them.

    and to the person below, a 6/10 is a D minus.
    any academician would know that score is just about unacceptable.

    Posted by historypeats on 2006-12-16 17:01:17

    A 6/10???

    Posted by Autosuggestion on 2006-12-16 15:48:37

    I mean there definitely is something to the argument that, technically, Jesus was a zombie.

    And what was he doing for those three days, anyway?

    Sure, Mormons say he went to America. But maybe he just stumbled and skulked his way around the countryside and ate some fucking brains.

    Posted by Imposs1ble on 2006-12-16 13:41:05

    As soon as you ripped on Atom & His Package I quit reading. The fact that you are reviewing a Drive-Thru album and have the balls to rip on Atom makes me want to puke all over your head.

    Posted by fallingupwards84 on 2006-12-16 13:10:02

    so Dante believes in zombies and vampires?

    Posted by rkl on 2006-12-16 12:09:56

    Posted by Dante3000 on 2006-12-15 18:35:50

    The album should be titled:
    Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs!: And other things Christains don't believe in!
    -Dante

    xians do too believe in zombies. how else can you explain jesus' "resurrection"?

    Posted by BradLeathers on 2006-12-16 11:18:28

    Hellogoodbye is now one of my favorite bands. They are very, very unique. Like the style.

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, December 16, 2006 at 3:38 AM (EST)

    So, Dante, you believe in zombies, aliens, and vampires? Seems like you wouldn't have an issue with believing in an imaginary friend in the sky.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 11:36 PM (EST)

    Call and Return was a good song.

    Touchdown Turnaround is enjoyable.

    Other than that.... it's tough to listen to this band, even if i think it's kinda cool how they are pretty absurd and nice guys.

    Posted by Dante3000 on 2006-12-15 18:35:50

    The album should be titled:
    Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs!: And other things Christains don't believe in!
    -Dante

    Posted by John-311 on 2006-12-15 18:12:34
    My Score:

    I actually like Hellogoodbye because I like dorky fun pop music. Though this CD is a mixed bag.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 4:16 PM (EST)

    I'm so glad Drive Thru realizes that their pop punk kids moved on to shitty synth/indie pop (they even seem to be trying to imitate the crappy minimalist album art style). This stuff isn't even pretentious. It's just bland badness.

    -Will

    Posted by GlassPipeMurder on 2006-12-15 16:05:20

    my only response:

    Ohohoh ohohoh
    Vengaboys are back in town
    Ohohoh ohohoh

    If you're alone and you need a friend
    Someone to make you forget your problems
    Just come along baby take my hand
    I need a lover tonight

    Ohohoh ohohoh
    This is what I want to do
    Ohohoh ohohoh
    Lets have some fun
    Ohohoh ohohoh
    One on one just me and you
    Ohohoh ohohoh

    Boom Boom Boom Boom
    I want you in my room
    Let's spend the night together
    From now until forever
    Boom Boom Boom Boom
    I wanna go Boom Boom
    Let's spend the night together
    Together in my room

    Ohohoh ohohoh
    Everybody get on down
    Ohohoh ohohoh
    Vengaboys are back in town
    Ohohoh ohohoh
    This is what I wanna do
    Ohohoh ohohoh
    Let's have some fun
    Ohohoh ohohoh
    One on one just me and you

    Ohohoh ohohoh

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 3:55 PM (EST)

    You Like The Vengaboys (You're Gay)

    Posted by coldwaffles on 2006-12-15 15:35:14

    ps: you confused homegrown and the movielife.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 1:47 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    This is my pretentious hipster friend's new favorite band. Score is for him.
    -feeeding5000

    Posted by rkl on 2006-12-15 13:11:59

    sydbarrett420 is a joke acct, right?

    Posted by eyeslikebombs on 2006-12-15 10:53:46

    This album title is the very definition of why I hate this sort of music. CORNY!

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 10:19 AM (EST)

    poop

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 10:11 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    I don't understand how the review and the score match. You seem to hate the album (though less than expected, but you give it 3 stars. Huh?
    I think the album is about 3 stars, but I would have written a much more generous review.
    3 stars for the album 0 for the review.

    Posted by OverDefined on 2006-12-15 08:15:22

    "....nearly singlehandedly saves this CD from being permanently taped upside down to my ceiling fan."

    Different, creative, funny. Would read again.

    Posted by SydBarrett420 on 2006-12-15 03:43:23
    My Score:

    I about threw up in my mouth when this came on last night while i was getting high. back to the new ...Trail of Dead

    Posted by shot_in_the_dark on 2006-12-15 02:47:12
    My Score:

    oh my friend. if the first listen isn't irreparably destructive to your day then i'm sure the next spin will surprise you. this band bleeds stupidity. a 6 misrepresents this as decent. do yourself a favor and dont give this a shot. this shit gets stuck in your head way too easily. trust me. its not even worth a taste.

    Posted by GlassPipeMurder on 2006-12-15 02:45:30
    My Score:

    damn that was generous.

    score is for me being in a good mood when this was written.

    Posted by fallingupwards84 on 2006-12-15 00:26:55

    Touchdown Turnaround is incredibly annoying

    Posted by Archangel on 2006-12-15 00:07:59

    How does the review match the score? Fuck this band.