Contests: Shoot a commercial for Best Friend's Day, win stuff

Best Friend's Day need your help. The event needs a commercial to help promote the ton of bands performing which currently includes:

7 Seconds,
Against Me!,
Baroness,
Big Eyes,
Capsule,
Converge,
Corrosion Of Conformity,
Dead To Me,
Dear Landlord,
Iron Lung,
Kevin Seconds,
Magrudergrind,
Mikey Erg,
New Creases,
Night Birds,
Off with Their Heads,
pg.99,
Screaming Females,
Strike Anywhere,
The Dopamines,
The Haverchucks,
The Max Levine Ensemble,
Tubers,
Worn in Red and
Zero Boys.

The promoters are asking you, the prospective BFD attendee, to shoot a short 1-2 minute commercial for the event. The funnier and/or weirder the better with the best winning a ton of stuff including:

The promoters propose this as a good example. Send your submissions bestfriendsdayrva@yahoo.com