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Tours: Fake Problems with Kiss Kiss, Ninja Gun

Contributed by MN_punkmaster-skaman. Posted by aubin on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 4:00 PM (EDT)

Fake Problems have announced the rest of their forthcoming US tour and have added a run of shows with Ninja Gun. The first run will feature Kiss Kiss and kicks off June 25th.


June 25, 2009	Columbia, SC	New Brookland Tavern	Kiss Kiss
June 26, 2009	Atlanta, GA	Drunken Unicorn	Kiss Kiss
June 27, 2009	Chapel Hill, NC	Local 506	Kiss Kiss
June 28, 2009	Virginia Beach, VA	the Jewish Mother	Kiss Kiss
June 29, 2009	Baltimore, MD	the Ottobar	Kiss Kiss
June 30, 2009	Philadelphia, PA	Trocadero	Kiss Kiss
July 1, 2009	New York, NY	Mercury Lounge	Kiss Kiss
July 2, 2009	Cambridge, MA	the Middle East (Upstairs)	Kiss Kiss
July 4, 2009	Quebec, QC	LA Cercle	Kiss Kiss
July 6, 2009	Montreal, QC	Underworld	Kiss Kiss
July 7, 2009	Toronto, ON	Sneaky Dee's	Kiss Kiss
July 8, 2009	Buffalo, NY	Mohawk Place	Kiss Kiss
July 9, 2009	Cleveland, OH	Time Warner Cable Amphitheatre	Warped Tour
July 10, 2009	Lansing, MI	MacS Bar	Kiss Kiss
July 11, 2009	Chicago, IL	Beat Kitchen	Kiss Kiss
July 12, 2009	Minneapolis, MN	Triple Rock	Kiss Kiss
July 13, 2009	Milwaukee, WI	Stonefly Brewery	Kiss Kiss
July 14, 2009	Iowa City, IA	the Picador	Kiss Kiss
July 17, 2009	Lawrence, KS	Jackpot Saloon	Ninja Gun
July 18, 2009	Denver, CO	Larimer Lounge	Ninja Gun
July 20, 2009	Salt Lake City, UT	Burt's Tiki Lounge	Ninja Gun
July 21, 2009	Reno, NV	Tonic Lounge	Ninja Gun
July 23, 2009	Ventura, CA	Bombay Bar and Grill	Ninja Gun
July 24, 2009	Hollywood, CA	the Knitting Factory Hollywood	Ninja Gun
July 25, 2009	Riverside, CA	Back to the Grind	Ninja Gun
July 26, 2009	Phoenix, AZ	Modified Arts	Ninja Gun
July 29, 2009	Austin, TX	Emo's	Ninja Gun
July 30, 2009	Denton, TX	Rubber Gloves	Ninja Gun
July 31, 2009	Little Rock, AR	Vino's	Ninja Gun
August 2, 2009	Birmingham, Al	Bottletree Cafe	Ninja Gun
August 4, 2009	Tallahassee, FL	Big Daddy's	Ninja Gun
August 5, 2009	Gainesville, FL	1982 Bar	Ninja Gun
August 6, 2009	Orlando, FL	Backbooth	Ninja Gun

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Preston (May 29, 2009)

I'd rather see Ninja Gun than Kiss Kiss. Though, a guy from Kiss Kiss told me his aunt had someone jizz in her pocket on the subway the first time she went to NY. That was pretty funny.

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (May 29, 2009)

I was pretty much going to say the same thing about seeing Ninja Gun instead.

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SloaneDaley (May 29, 2009)

that sounds horrible, watch how funny a stranger jizzing in your pocket is when it happens to you dude. and it will, oh it will.

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Preston (May 29, 2009)

are you threatening me?

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SloaneDaley (May 29, 2009)

let's just say I know people who think they are other people.

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Preston (May 29, 2009)

Oh, I get it.

...you're hitting on me.

Not in a million years, champ.

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SloaneDaley (May 29, 2009)

I'm not that kind of girl, semi-finalist.

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Preston (May 29, 2009)

I'm SO confused. Are you telling me that Mars is just a sack full of marbles?! That Burt Reynolds is nothing but a cheese sandwich?! That Florida is nothing but a pile of servered ears?!

...forgot to take my meds. sorry.

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SloaneDaley (May 29, 2009)

no, no, yes.

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Nerdmilk (May 29, 2009)

I would probably laugh. But it would be hard to hear/understand what with the vomit.

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Dante3000 (rich) (May 29, 2009)

You assume it wasn't consensual jizzing.
-Dante

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Nerdmilk (May 29, 2009)

I never thought of it like that. There are certain instances in which this may be acceptable.

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Nerdmilk (May 29, 2009)

Pretty stoked. Now if only I can get a job/money before July 24th. This will be one hell of a show.

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Preston (May 29, 2009)

I may have a job for you. What are your feelings on Murder?

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Nerdmilk (May 29, 2009)

Hmmm. The government?

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ExtraCheesePizza (May 29, 2009)

This, Lemuria, and Teen Idols all within a week. And I usually complain about nothing coming to Philly.

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Nerdmilk (May 29, 2009)

I want to eat you.

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ExtraCheesePizza (May 29, 2009)

I'm afraid to drink you. I have a Star Trek tattoo, I don't need to get any nerdier.

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Nerdmilk (May 29, 2009)

That's pretty rad. What/where?

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ExtraCheesePizza (May 29, 2009)

TNG communicator on my chest.

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Nerdmilk (May 29, 2009)

Awesome. Not a huge Star Trek fan, but I certainly respect it. What did you think of the latest flick? I haven't seen it yet.

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ExtraCheesePizza (May 29, 2009)

The new movie is pretty awesome. It lives up to the hype. Very different than pretty much everything else Trek though.
It's kind of a thing that the even number Trek movies are better than the odd numbers if you wanna check out more.
And TNG is a good starting point if you want to start checking out the series, because it's kind of a mix between the camp of the original series and the more serious DS9 stuff.

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Nerdmilk (May 29, 2009)

I used to watch DS9 as a kid, I just would rather watch Star Wars. I've seen a couple of the movies, none of them really stuck though. I tried watching Nemesis right before this one came out, and I could not sit still.

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ExtraCheesePizza (May 29, 2009)

The original Star Wars trilogy is amazing. Anything else Star Wars I've just felt is mediocre, with the exception of Knights of the Old Republic 1&2 for XBox. Those games are excellent.

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dlangl4 (May 29, 2009)

It's terrible. 3/10 at best. I could only recommend it to someone who is incapable of noticing even the most blaringly obvious plot holes. There's only like 30 of them.

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scientistrock (May 29, 2009)

You have a Star Trek tattoo? That's so confusing to me.

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ExtraCheesePizza (May 29, 2009)

Why confusing? You can get tattoos of whatever you want.

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scientistrock (May 29, 2009)

The confligration of nerdiness and things associated with street gangs and pirates always confuses me. Not in a bad way. It's rad as hell, just initially a bizarre concept to me.

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ExtraCheesePizza (May 29, 2009)

I also have a UFO, and a red and blue rocket ship tattoo that works with 3d glasses if you wanna get nerdier.
I have a Guinness harp, celtic cross and Virgin Mary tattoos if you don't.

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Nerdmilk (May 29, 2009)

That rocket ship is the coolest fucking thing I've ever heard of. You are officially God.

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ExtraCheesePizza (May 29, 2009)

There's a picture of that one on my myspace if you wanna check it out.

And if you are so disfortunate to have to go to Jersey, that's where my friend's shop is. Executive Ink. My friend has done a few of the 3d tattoos and had the glasses made with the shop's name on them.

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Nerdmilk (May 29, 2009)

Wow, that is so cool. I have added you. And I will now have to "trek" to Jersey for a 3D tattoo.

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scorpiondeathlock (May 29, 2009)

the jewish mother is an amazing name for a venue

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scientistrock (May 29, 2009)

Stoked for the Middle East show. Like, more stoked than you are about anything.

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Dante3000 (rich) (May 29, 2009)

Bummer on the Reno to So. Cal deal.
-Dante

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brangelina (May 29, 2009)

Check our myspace you suckerpuss.

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (May 29, 2009)

Live action episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force this Sunday. Who's watching?

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scientistrock (May 29, 2009)

Hopefully me.

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (May 29, 2009)

You can always catch it online if you miss it.

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shrapnel (May 29, 2009)

Check your email

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (May 29, 2009)

Ooooooorrrrrrgggggggaaaaaaaaassssssssssssmmmmmmmmmmm!!

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shrapnel (May 29, 2009)

Let me know what you think of it later

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Nerdmilk (May 29, 2009)

Did not know of this. Must record.

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (May 29, 2009)

Jon Benjamen plays Master Shake and T-Pain plays Frylock

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Nerdmilk (May 29, 2009)

T-Pain?! Wizzut.

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badbrain (May 29, 2009)

great, we get fucking shit kiss. still havent been able to see ninja gun

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Nerdmilk (May 29, 2009)

I can now appreciate Los Angeles for a night.

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Banal242 (May 29, 2009)

Haha. Enjoy that shit Cleveland.

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Babrook (May 29, 2009)

I was going anyway. This is just icing on the cake.

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Vinnie (May 29, 2009)

Love Love Kiss Kiss > Kiss Kiss > KISS

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LinoleumMagazine (May 29, 2009)

Ben Weasel is tweeting about this 100 push ups program...
http://www.hundredpushups.com/

I'm gonna do it. I'll get back to y'all in 6 weeks and let you know if I can do 100 push-ups in a row.

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Preston (May 29, 2009)

Have you tried his "Go from becoming a respected musician to lame conservative talk-show host in under ten years program?"

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Dante3000 (rich) (May 29, 2009)

I can already do over 30 in a row, so this seems interesting.

I just wonder, I do other workouts (usually one in the morning and one at night) would I cut those out to do this? The last thing I want to do is throw out my shoulder or something.
-Dante

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LinoleumMagazine (May 29, 2009)

ya know I was wondering the same thing... I think I should probably do the push up routine, before I pop in my Tae-Bo dvd.

Throw out your shoulder doing push ups?? What're you an old fart like baldsteve?

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Dante3000 (rich) (May 29, 2009)

Haha. I do Jazzercise!
I actually said shoulder because I hurt mine not that long ago doing the reverse butterfly and I hurt the other one about a year ago doing god knows what. This time I'm healing quicker but last time I was pretty much unable to use my right shoulder from July to January. It sucked ass. Apparently, it's my one weakness.
-Dante

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LinoleumMagazine (May 29, 2009)

you should try Tae-Bo. It's pretty fun to punch and kick in the living room... and it's a really good workout.

and as an added bonus this one hot blonde's crotch gets all sweaty and you can totally see her snatch through her spandex pants.

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Dante3000 (rich) (May 29, 2009)

I just busted up at the phrase "Sweaty Snatch".
-Dante

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LinoleumMagazine (May 30, 2009)

ha! yeah i was thinking it would be a great band name.

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dlangl4 (May 29, 2009)

I just started this but not with a program. I was just going to do the maximum number of push ups I could each day until I could do an absurd amount. I might try this program instead.

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Scarysmurf (May 29, 2009)

Fuck, shit, damnit.
Seeing Fake Problems with Ninja Gun would be fucking phenomenal.

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bigmondo (May 29, 2009)

The Riverside Show has Bad Friends Playing( Bad Friends is basically Dead to Me- Jack + Mark of Strike Anywhere).Shit will be Killer

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Scarysmurf (May 29, 2009)

So does anybody know if Dead To Me is done then?

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RAMBUNCTOID (May 29, 2009)

I hope to god not

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LinoleumMagazine (May 29, 2009)

That's what I'm wondering too... Jack was my favorite part of that band. I really hope they at least give us one more album before they break up.

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bigmondo (May 29, 2009)

they are recording the new cd as we speak. won't say anymore than that as I am sure they want to make an official announcement once they are done recording

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LinoleumMagazine (May 29, 2009)

Great fucking news! Thank you for that.

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Dante3000 (rich) (May 29, 2009)

They probably won't be doing any major touring as Jack's a dad and shit. About a year ago they had talked briefly about distributing some of their future releases digitally but I don't know what they're up to now.
-Dante

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OzmanX (May 29, 2009)

That's good to know as that is the show I'll be able to attend.

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bigmondo (May 30, 2009)

glad to hear it! can't wait to see you there!

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TheUltraHumanite (May 29, 2009)

Their best record is Destroyer Destroyer.

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onegirlarmy (May 29, 2009)

I hate that we're not getting Ninja Gun on the east coast leg.

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Nameless (May 29, 2009)

Fingers crossed for the 25th...

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IanIsSuperRad (May 30, 2009)

At first I was stoked that the only Warped Tour date they were doing was Cleveland. Now I'm mad that I only get to see them play at Warped Tour and not an actual show.

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Hasheesh (May 30, 2009)

Dammit, I would much rather see Ninja Gun. Oh well, I saw them in Lansing a month or two ago and they were great, I guess that will suffice for a while.

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Aymor (May 30, 2009)

wish ninja gun was on the lansing show