Descendents

Everything Sucks (1996)
Epitaph Records

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Contributed by: Jocky Fa
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Published on April 9th 2001

This album was too long in coming, and it's been too long since. Milo out-did himself here, and Vancouver is proud. The bar has been raised, and in five years ALL hasn't responded. Perhaps the boys put everything they had into this one. The Descendents always have cranked out impressive albums, worth more than the adoration of the local College radio station listeners - but with Everything Sucks, Karl, Steve, Bill and Milo have shown that the old skool is still the only skool. Keep Punk Raw-k!

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sean021122 (February 29, 2012)

This cd isn't total commercial posturing crap. But it is a good amount that. Eough so to trade it back to the $1 bargain bin at the store. Avoid anything thise band did after "All" and you will get the descendents the way they were meant to be before they decided to milk the green day/offspring/rancid commercial mainstream radio friendly cash cow. Even though this is on epitaph and produced by some familiar quality producers with original band members, the songwriting and evertyhing else "sucks". Weak by milo's and any good punk band alive circa '81 standards. I know they will never put out another milo goes to college for biochemistry... But they could have at least made an effort to keep some integrity. Why come back to make shit like this. Evertyhing after this kiddies got even worse indeed.

idrum2 (July 28, 2010)

Great compared to most crap out there. But just good compared with the Descendents' other albums.

thatsyouth (May 29, 2009)

Easily the worst review I've ever seen but I don't give a fuck because this album ruled my world for 2-3 months.

swellersfan7407 (February 22, 2009)

every song is soo good on this, i love the outroo song too.

thomas7155 (July 17, 2008)

Everything sucks today!!

blackmetal666 (May 16, 2008)

Amazing album. This album got me into good punk rock.

miff (March 20, 2006)

eunuch boy hehe

miff (March 20, 2006)

wow i bet this review tooka long time to write

Anonymous (June 24, 2004)

one of the best pop-punk records ever! songs about life that you feel all day

Anonymous (February 2, 2004)

"i cant even describe it. its just annoying and unlistenable."

You are insane.

axx (January 28, 2004)

This place sucks! as Milo would say..

no seriously this is a mastepiece.. anyone into punk with a pop edge whould know of this band, AND of their music.
Brett Gurewitz even considers this to be one, if not the most, important albums to be on Epitaph records. So, if it's good enough for him...

I just don't understand the person that says it's unlistenable.. obviously he/she never heard "weinerschnitzel" by the same band.

Can't wait for "Cool as You" to come out..
oh, and it has some great lyrics too..

remember kids: "Get your politics out of my music!" ;-)

Anonymous (May 14, 2003)

i dig this album,cus i played im the one for my girlfriend so she woul;d get back with me. Thanks milo

Anonymous (December 17, 2001)

This album roxxs!!
I often listened to this CD with my friends and a couple of beers ;)

Anonymous (September 25, 2001)

Anything by the descendents or all is amazing!!!!
this cd is different from other descendents but still, amazing!

owc_bmx (July 27, 2001)

this has to be one of the worst albums i have ever bought. this is the only album i ever took back because i couldnt stand it. i cant even describe it. its just annoying and unlistenable.

Anonymous (June 26, 2001)

shitty review, great album

Anonymous (April 11, 2001)

this cd openened my eyes, changed my life, and made my underwear dirty. It rips from beginning to end, Milo is a God.

Anonymous (April 11, 2001)

Try listening to "Milo Goes to College". It blows this album away, as well as any other by the Decendents. In short, I really thought Everything Sucks, sucked.

Anonymous (April 10, 2001)

The best money can buy!!!!

Anonymous (April 10, 2001)

This is the best fucking cd!