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Textbook

Smoke Em If You Got Em
2003
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Published on August 3rd 2004

In an unexpected fashion a girl has recently entered my life. She’s adorable, smart, motivated, refreshing and just flat out makes me feel good about things. When I hear Smoke ‘em If You Got ‘em by Textbook I get a similar jittery butterfly feeling in my stomach. It’s nothing new, I’ve met plenty of girls before and we’ve all heard our share of alt-pop-rock-emo bands, but like her, it’s stimulating and brisk.

Chicago is blessed with these types of bands. In fact if you’re familiar with that scene at all you’ll recognize a few names from a few bands that have passed on. The man behind the lyrics and most vocal duties on here is Dave Lysien, who you could recall was half the power behind pop-punk greats Not Rebecca. The gentlemen who helped ait Lysien in that band’s name may also ring a bell, Tom Daily (Counihan), he also did sometime with the Smoking Popes. Maybe you’ve heard of them.

The opening trac kboasts a little edge in “Wish I Could Hide,” as slightly distorted guitars pinch a charmingly sung chorus pointing towards the title, ”I wish I could hide from suicide.” The harmonics of Lysien’s voice are delightfully positioned and the catchy guitar work refuses to stall as a few casual solos are thrown in the latter few minutes. The soft rock appeal flows into “The Think Of You Interstate” while a country rhythm is delivered on the inconsolable “Railway Station.” The piano that graces “Chalk” feeds the band the same box of cereal the Get Up Kids had for breakfast during their early recording sessions.

The immense diversity of the record can be credited to the nine endowed musicians that partake in the created sounds. Four guitarists bounce back and forth creating the mixture that bounces from simple emo melodies to relaxing country tempo, even a little punk on “Rosenwinkel.” The variety supplements the record well, despite the calming voice pouring out of the speakers it’s as if a new band appears on each track.

Ok, so maybe it’s not as great as cuddling till five a.m. on a summer night, but just because this genre is becoming played out it doesn’t have to be boring. Textbook add some spice into the scene and make Smoke ‘em If You Got ‘em so much more than another Jimmy Eat World or Brandtson.



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    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, August 9, 2004 at 4:39 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    Really good CD. No mall-punk here, just refreshing pop/rock/punk with a midwestern feel. Only $7 at Interpunk.com.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, August 6, 2004 at 2:57 AM (EDT)
    My Score:

    He meant that she chains him to the ceiling and he latches himself upside down and masturbates onto her face until 5:00 am.

    -BSD

    Posted by some1 on 2004-08-05 17:59:29
    My Score:

    you tool. you basically reviewed your girlfriend. this should read Kirby - Tells Everyone He Has a Girlriend. you tool.

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, August 5, 2004 at 4:10 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    I hope for him that by cuddling he meant fucking

    Posted by sickboi on 2004-08-05 10:28:37
    My Score:

    "Cuddling until 5:00am"?

    ...

    Posted by kirbypuckett on 2004-08-04 21:02:49
    My Score:

    Kirby, they're cute until you start jizzing/pissing gooey green shit out of your horribly fucked up looking cock right into your shit stained toilet a day or so after you've fucked them for the third time...

    Seriously, emo slut bitches go down on any fuck in tight pants and with a stupid haircut, or who says they're listening to Underoath on their xanga. You'd better keep your eye on her.

    -BSD


    I'm safe, she's not emo or indie for that matter.

    - Kirby

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 4, 2004 at 10:44 AM (EDT)
    My Score:

    Great CD. It's cheap too. I got it from interpunk.com. They've got the Not Rebecca CDs as well.

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, August 3, 2004 at 10:36 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    Textbook will not let you down!!

    if you can still find them pick up any of Not Rebecca's albums.

    http://www.NotRebecca.com

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, August 3, 2004 at 5:22 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    Kirby, they're cute until you start jizzing/pissing gooey green shit out of your horribly fucked up looking cock right into your shit stained toilet a day or so after you've fucked them for the third time...

    Seriously, emo slut bitches go down on any fuck in tight pants and with a stupid haircut, or who says they're listening to Underoath on their xanga. You'd better keep your eye on her.

    -BSD

    Posted by mykindofmurder on 2004-08-03 13:16:16
    My Score:

    sounds alright, i dig the album name.

    score is for chicago. just because of nomar.

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, August 3, 2004 at 12:59 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    i think i want to by this album now

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, August 3, 2004 at 12:55 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    take a five minute break.....smoke em if you got em.....