Talking about the Moron Bros', tattooed fingers, tattooed toes
They're idiots, losers, they're scum
Taking advantage of everyone
You're a dog, they're your fleas
Doing everything they can to spread disease

They are the Moron Brothers
Don't get along with others

They'll whine, they'll bitch, they'll fuck you if you're rich
They'll leach, they'll latch, they are the itch you can't scratch

Oh, get lost with those replyes that somebody needs money from you. Where is your god now ? :-)

Morons
fuck off
dungs
ass
assholes
bollocks
fuckin
fucked

chinguen a toda su puta madre pendejos en particular la mierda de nofx junto con fat-mike tiene mierda en el cerebro a better band is backstreet boys

yeah hey i got all the songs from the first 7 inches, just rules, i am a huge fan of bad religion

FAT MIKE, YOU'RE A LEGEND! I've made sure to see you the last two times you've come to Australia and I haven't been disappointed, Brisvegas went apeshit for you guys. I'll have to admit that i'd rather have the songs in MP3 form or on a cd because who the fuck besides our parents/grandparents actually has a record player anymore? Fuck what all the loser dickheads have to say about you, the internet is just packed with whining trendy dickheads with no concept of real punk music/ethics and its just so easy to hate shit. I know you are keeping it real. Stay punk and put some more breakdowns like the end of Church and Skate on your new cd. cheers

I can't believe I just witnessed so much drivel in the last few minute looking at these reveiws. Obviously some of you have a clue, but the rest of you.... If your so fucking punk why are on here crying about your nine bucks you spent on the Rock Against Bush cd. Nobody forces you to buy anything. Do you really think it's free to create and release a cd. Either way it goes what did you do to help get Bush out of office. Maybe it didn't quite work but at least Fat Mike tried in the best way he could to start a movement against him. Trying to unite punks for a good cause instead stiring up all these little bitches and their stupid fucking whining and crying. That's all it is. You have no idea about what makes punk so good. Go beg your momma for some more money and get some emo or something.

Fat Mike is bisexual. If you dont believe it then ask him at a show and he will tell you the deal. I asked him at a show last year and he said he was.

Zinger! Descenall: 1, internet critics: 0. I bet these kids are from the same group that got busted on another board as part of some e-team that was started on conservativeposerpunk.com. those twits have started some movement in hopes of winning over young republicans by posting their Limbaugh inspired bullshit on punk boards.

no, do you represent the league of moronic 12 year olds?

hey descenall888 are you fat mike's fucking secretary or something? or are you just on his dick?

"I'd like to know where exactly all the money went that Fat Mike made off of his "Not My President" t-shirts and Rock Against Bush shows and CDs."

punk voter tour, rock against bush, advertisment. those things didn't fund themselves.

anyone who is pissed at fat mike is just upset THEY didnt make a million dollars off punk rock

I'd like to know where exactly all the money went that Fat Mike made off of his "Not My President" t-shirts and Rock Against Bush shows and CDs.

Hey Fat Mike, how dare you make money? He is such a fag-got. I hate people who can afford to live. What a fucking faggot.

jesus, stop with the fat mike money comments they are fucking dumb

Fat mike wants your money.

if fatman reads this stuff then you he should know that his best bands are L. Arms and Againt Me. His worst are his newest: smoke and fire and Soviettes.

Fat Mike is a scam artist.

It really chokes me up to see everyone take a pop at fat wreck.

It's a damn fine lable the boys done good...

damn you all

Post your full name and address then.

"Good point! mr. Anonymous."

- having a shitty little user account does not remove anonymity.

Penis goes in my mouth.

decent record. i like the april one better, though. if these keep getting progressively better, i cant wait to get the rest

this review was lame

Good point! mr. Anonymous.

am i the only that is saddened about how are advanced technology has only made it easier for us to insult eachother? all you ever see on this site is kids throwing stones, but nobody would say this garbage to people's face. silly.

I like NOFX because they piss mommy and daddy off.

This comments page is HILARIOUS, but in a sad way.

Hey Fat Mike how much $$$$$ DID you make off of the Rock Against Bush scam?

I wonder how much money you made off talking shit on the internet? What? You say none? Hmmm.......................

I wonder how much money Fat Mike made off his Rock Against Bush marketing scam.It must have been great for him to promote himself in "punk rock" magazines like Rolling Stone and Spin.

I heard these guys might be opening up for IL NINO this summer. KILLA.

I'll agree with the previous comments.

Adam.
www.pittpunk.com

"i'll take a NOFX song over any of the shitty faux-emo-punk-hxc-victory records-vagrant, etc. crap that is being put out these days. "

I agree

God, has it gotten so bad that people are criticizing others for wearing CHUCKS?!?! Fuck, chillout.

I bet those chucks on the cover were the new ones made in china.
"I'm wearing uncomfortable shoes 'cause of globalization..."

i'll take a NOFX song over any of the shitty faux-emo-punk-hxc-victory records-vagrant, etc. crap that is being put out these days.

'i say don't drink and drive, you might spill your drink!"

I just downloaded one of these songs and I want a refund for the time I wasted.

last months was better and the April one is the best yet . NofX has been making my ears happy for as long as I can remember . I hope that they keep doing the same . 1.is there an age limit to be punk?,I hope not my age is getting up there in numbers.2.If you think that these records are a rip off don't order them, if you had any sense you would realize its actually a good investment.3.I'm sure Fatty isn't happy about Bush getting re elected ,but at least he tried to make a difference.4.I hope Fatty gets filthy rich .....why not.5. keep having fun making your music,but this record only gets 2 stars from me . April 4 stars
Derek

Morons, Morons, Morons and to think you bitch about a band that has some influance is the scream-o crap you all call music. If you would open your minds and eye's this is called "punk rock", it dosent follow your rules or your way you think music should go. NOFX have been and always will be a punk rock icon and I for one dont want them to change or stay the way the are in the least bit.
If you can make sense of that your half way home, go sign your little chestys at a good charlotte show.

love,
Cannuck.

got damn, people are such assholes. if you dont like the band dont review the album. i dont review Modest mouse albums cause no matter what im going to hate it. this album was good, and 12 exclusive colored vinyls for 80 bucks isn't bad at all, like fat mike says. where is a link to the first 7 inch of the month review?

Fat Mike is a little too old and rich to be calling himself punk.

i love all the comments about nofx being posers etc. i bet most of the posters werent even born when nofx put out their first record. suck it, kids.

Usually on reviews at least one person will write in and say the album is the best thing ever... not happening with this one though. I wonder if NOFX has lost the crucial "massive poser" demographic?

Medio-core
It's not forsaken
The music they're makin'
Will leave you with a feeling of indifference
How was the band?
They were okay (okay)
Not great (all right)
But pretty good
They played the songs I knew they would
Some old
Some new
The same formula stays true
We can concur
It's medio-core

Sing
Sing a song
Make it simple
So all the kids can sing along (ahh)
Sing along (ahh)

The list keeps growin'
The melodies been stolen
Remind me of songs sung in the 70's
You might fool the kids
But you don't fool me
Have you ever heard of something called
aboriginality?

Is it absurd
To compose music no one's ever heard
Predictability
Like a bussom will comfort them
My one true foe
L.C.D.

(Medio-core) It's under powered
The riffs are all deflowered
(Medio-core) It's spreading faster
Than British tooth decay
(Medio-core) Are you ready to rock?
How ya'll doing tonight?
(Medio-core) You condescending fucks
Make me wanna laugh and puke at the same time.
(Medio-core)
I'm one to speak,
This song sounds like fifteen you've heard before
Medio-core

Sing
Sing a song
Make it simple
So all the kids can sing along (ahh)
Sing along (ahh)

Yeah, it's not as if they run a record label or something- whoops!

unless nofx are going to compile another b-sides album, it isn't going to happen. so quit assuming it will.

To the guy eight posts below me....maybe my sarcastometer's off, but I thought it was supposed to be puke? Also, who wants to bet that in two/three years we'll see all of these songs compiled onto a CD, thus pissing off the suckers that paid $70 or some such shit.

Score is for "The Quietman"s chances of beating James Toney this weekend.

2 stars go out to "El Asesino" Cintron for getting owned this past weekend :(

just got my tickets to see them in toronto. yeah.

"Score is for Fat Mike as a person."

do you actually know him?

to the guy below, i have 7 words for you:

there's no fun fun fun in fundamentalism

-adamfromohio

Score is for Fat Mike as a person.

Hey Fat Mike, where are the political songs? Does you're pussy still hurt because Bush won? These songs are lame but I'm sure you'll make plenty of money off them.That's you're top priority anyway.

It looks like a third-grader wrote this. Grammar, please.

I like the art work, malt liqour but instead of liqour coming out of it.......malt chocolate NOFX is entertaining and in my humble opinion haven't released a horrible song and almost no bad ones.

Wow, that's the worst review I've ever read.

I don't understand the rip-off comment. Don't buy it if you don't like it, dipshit. It's not like you don't know what you're getting here.

From the April one, I like 'I'm a Huge Fan of Bad Religion', but I thought Fungus was kind of stupid. It's a really short song about an XM Satellite Radio station.

And by the way, this artwork is sick! (No pun intended haha!)

Just opened the mailbox to find 2 tickets for the NOFX show in Montreal on June 25th!

Fat Mike, any comments on the artwork?

I don't like this one as much as February's or the one I just got today, but it's good.

here's a few things: first off, I like the review. I don't think this record deserves any more than 3 stars. It's my least favorite of the first 5 seven inches, but I do kinda like the joke song. I like the april seven inch a lot more. As far as people saying that all these songs are gonna end up on a cd anyway. not gonna happen. Probably, every one of these seven inches will have something on them that will be exclusive to the vinyl. A few of the songs we might re-record with changes for our next CD and a few of the songs we might just use, but a lot of these songs are not going anywhere else. A lot of them just aren't that good. That was the idea of this club, to record whatever we felt like and not worry about the quality of each song. It's actually been the funnest time we've ever had in the studio. Lastly, if $6.50 including postage is too much for a limited edition colored vinyl disc, then don't get it. It's not like we're gonna have any left over. later, fatty

Review reminded me of something:

http://www.punknews.org/reviews.php?op=albumreview& id=807

horrible review. just cuz nofx is funny, doesn't mean that the review has to be flaky.

i think i would have got a better understanding of the record if the review was in spanish.......................gheeezzzzzzzus christ...

april's issue is awesome

nofx coming to eastern canada=sick
even if they do suck now.

I hope Fat Mike answers that person's question below...

first off, i hardly doubt that nofx is trying to rip off skarhead, second they will stop writing the same song over and over again when that song isnt awesome.

When will nofx stop writing the same song over and over again?

I love how NOFX is trying to bite off of Skarhead. So freakin lame...

I remember having an Isocracy 45 with like 5 or 6 good songs on it and way funnier too. 1 million, hippie man, some other stuff.

This months NOFX is a let down. I say sell it on EBAY and look for the above mentioned. You'll be much better off.

i hope they put all these on a cd, i don't have a record player dammit

paul

February is better

I really like the first one, second one might have to grow on me. Still worried they'll put these songs on CD though.

Joe

Next time you wanna do a 'clever' review, pick a better analogy, this one just won't hold up to the punches everyone will throw (SEE, ANALOGIES SUCK!).

That review is almost as good as the bassline on "Going to hell."

hahaha! Clever review.

Worst album cover ever. But appropriately fitting for one of the worst bands ever.

I'm still waiting for my April one.

The jokes on this one are great.

Better than the February review! At least the info is accurate!

i got my april one already. theres "no fun in fundamentalism" and a song about bad religion.

i like the joke song, it's pretty funny, don't really fancy the second one though... i'd like to hear the february and april, anyone got mp3s....?
alex

well lets all watch out and take heed of mr punk rock below me.

What a horrible review. Score is for the review, as well as NOFX's exploitation of idiot 15 year old "punx." Hey Fat Fuck, how does it feel ripping off stupid kids (and their parents) to pay for that extra convertible and remodeling job on your palace in San Francisco?

I liked the review.

That's chocolate milk abuse.

-Not-To-Regret

you said the word fighter way to many times in this review.

i normally dont comment on the review, but rather the item being reviewed...but in this case...i dont know how you did it, but that is some wack ass shit you wrote, even wacker than nofx song....yes, wacker

- jones the bones

- stevejones8770@yahoo.com

is this $10?

free ham hahaha, heres an answer: the jew gets the free ham and then sells it to the christian for more than its worth making a major profit.

i want more songs.

first!haha

its nofx.. its good...