Hey, homo. You could pick Meg and/or Dia.

Unless you are gay, then I'm not sure who of that group would float your boat.

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ChuckieFinster (June 11, 2009)

Nofx.

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Cyanotic (June 11, 2009)

I have no idea who they are, but

WOULD

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LinoleumMagazine (June 12, 2009)

I think the contest is to bowl with them, not fuck them.

I am a false prophet, God is a superstition.

Fuck, I love that movie.

You may have speeds but I like my delivery more.
-Dante

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mikexdude (June 11, 2009)

Doesn't matter how or how many times it was said as long as it happens.

comment is in favor of "large blunt objects"
if i could put "blunt" in italics, i would

Yeah, it would be a lot of fun bowling with them. They probably would be pretty awesome.

I'd rather bowl with Davey Havok. Bowling is his life and it has always been his dream.

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baldy_shale (June 11, 2009)

Balls are gonna roll.

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shrapnel (June 11, 2009)

I'm sure he has plenty experience with balls.

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baldy_shale (June 11, 2009)

Boooooooooo!

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mikexdude (June 11, 2009)

I think it's time... time for me to be a girl GO!

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Windfall (June 11, 2009)

Gender change on demand

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misterspike (June 11, 2009)

To me, the consumption of beer is rather essential to a high-brow sport such as bowling. Therefore, I find it surprising straightedgers could excel.

Then again, I totally see MIke Ski of the AKAs rolling strikes and punctuating them with lots of handclaps and "Yeah? OH YEAHHHH!"s. He'll probably play more than one lane as The AKAs are Everywhere.

they actually really suck

Fat Mike - Drunk.
Underoath - Praying.

Outcome: Decision. Not one punch is thrown.

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mikexdude (June 11, 2009)

How could a pompous, drunk, atheist miss an opportunity to heckle some christfreaks?

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misterspike (June 11, 2009)

Oh a Verbal Cage Match! Advantage: Fatty. I'll meet y'all in Vegas.

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scientistrock (June 11, 2009)

In fairness to fat mike, didn't the underoath dudes talk on stage about their opposition to gay marriage? Or were those stories exaggerated. If they were, then fat mike was totally a dick. If they were not exaggerated pompous atheist > homophobes who launder their hate to god.

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mikexdude (June 11, 2009)

I'm almost positive underoath is pro-gay marriage.

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scientistrock (June 11, 2009)

Yeah, then not only was fat mike kinda being a dick, he lied in his update about it. Or someone did. Fuck it. I should stop talking about things I don't remember.

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misterspike (June 11, 2009)

Ask the dinosaurs what Underoath think of gay marriage.

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scientistrock (June 11, 2009)

They do apparently love dinosaurs.

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mikexdude (June 11, 2009)

You sound like a Caveman.

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Windfall (June 11, 2009)

Religion isn't a buffet where you can pick and choose beliefs.

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jacknife737 (June 11, 2009)

When something is as vague as Christianity's position on homosexuality, then one has to go with your own interpretation.

So I've considered the Ravens... now what?

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baldy_shale (June 11, 2009)

I'll consider you.

Come full circle.

OMG ... Anti Flag supports Cancer, Leukemia and AIDS!

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scorpiondeathlock (June 11, 2009)

...but what about aids rock?

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Windfall (June 11, 2009)

What about AIDS Wolf?

You can find hot girls with no talent anywhere.

I would so bowl with LTJ, and I guess with Big D. Was never a huge Kids Table fan. I'd rather do it with Streetlight.

Fuck being sad, dude that Mummies show ruled. My pictures came out amazing.

Torgo better review that, my version will just have the words "oh my god" and "fuck" multiple times.

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scientistrock (June 11, 2009)

God damn that show ruled. God fucking damn. Put the pics up in the beard cave!

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ffwoodycooks (June 11, 2009)

i would like to view said pictures

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baldsteve (June 11, 2009)

I'll put them in the cave. You will love them. I even got Jezebel on video, I'll youtube it.

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scientistrock (June 11, 2009)

Seeing "Justine" is like, the greatest thing ever.

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baldsteve (June 11, 2009)

Yessir, that, stronger than dirt and planet of the apes made my night.

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scientistrock (June 11, 2009)

The only thing better about maxwell's was their choice of sonics' cover. They did "He's Waiting".

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baldsteve (June 11, 2009)

Only way it could have been more perfect was if they covered "I'm Down"

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TrueBeliever (June 11, 2009)

I feel like I owe it to myself to check this band out. What should I look for?

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scientistrock (June 11, 2009)

I say now, and I'll say forever. Start with Fuck the Mummies if you can find it. It's the most "accessible" because they refused to release it because it sounded too clean.

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baldsteve (June 11, 2009)

I prefer the dirty sound, its what I heard first but that disc is grand start to finish. Wish some of my favorites were on it.

Did you grab a shirt? I was wearing it through the parking garage at work today and one of the attendants asked why "kick me" was written on my back. I didn't know what to say

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scientistrock (June 11, 2009)

Nah, they only had smalls.

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baldsteve (June 11, 2009)

Baldsteve @ yahoo

I'll make sure you get it.

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Windfall (June 11, 2009)

windfall32 at yahoo dot com

Hook me up?

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baldsteve (June 11, 2009)

Email it to me, I won't remember to come back and check. Won't be home for a week

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Torgo (June 12, 2009)

I screamed for I'm Down a few times but to no avail... I hate when people do that, but I was 5 or 6 beers in I'm allowed dammit!

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Torgo (June 12, 2009)

Yes, I was so fucking stoked on Justine!

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Torgo (June 12, 2009)

I want to see those hot pix!!!!

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Torgo (June 12, 2009)

Yeah I should review it, but it will indeed include many "oh my gods" and "fucks." So happy I jacked the setlist off the keyboard. Way too intense to text myself the setlist/too drunx

You're TV knows good programing.

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mikexdude (June 11, 2009)

You are TV knows good programming.

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thegimper (June 11, 2009)

Doh!

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MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

did you listen to kemuri?

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thegimper (June 11, 2009)

Listening to them right now. I'm going to need to find their torrent.

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MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

my favorite songs are Minimum Wage, Ohichyo, and Kanasimiyo.

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Phantom_Maggot (June 11, 2009)

Such fun Japanese ska.

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MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

seriously. They are better than a lot of the usuall third wave suspects in my opinion.

Bruce Campbell is the coolest.

Also, what is this 6 Or 7 Popes? I read all of them, and it's so hilarious.

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scientistrock (June 11, 2009)

Right now it's just the webcomic that we're trying to updated every two weeks. Eventually we're going to write a graphic novel.

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blue_drink (June 11, 2009)

I will be sure to bookmark this website and check it every other week. Keep up the great work!

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scientistrock (June 11, 2009)

Thanks man!

"Boomstick"?

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scientistrock (June 11, 2009)

The problem with what I was referring to was that it wasn't a movie. It was burn notice.

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baldy_shale (June 11, 2009)

I like Burn Notice.

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thatsyouth (June 11, 2009)

dammit you beat me to it!

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MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

bedknobs and boomstix?

How much for Alex Story of Cancerslug?

I'd make her wear the Reel Big Fish shirt she wore last Warped Tour.

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eazyd2 (June 11, 2009)

you are so fuckin gay.

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Windfall (June 11, 2009)

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u40/Windfall32/1242433817728. png

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ChuckieFinster (June 11, 2009)

Hahaha nice.

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Windfall (June 11, 2009)

I'd make her wear my Propagandhi shirt.... gotta keep my org cred.

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thegimper (June 11, 2009)

Of course. I mean sure fucking is nice, but if you lose your org cred is it really worth it?

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Windfall (June 11, 2009)

I actually had my girl keep her Ergs shirt on during sex because I'm a creep.

She looks like a 15 year old boy. Have fun.

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Windfall (June 11, 2009)

I like my women like my cups of coffee... hot, small, and perky

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scientistrock (June 11, 2009)

I like my men like I like my coffee...ground up and in my freezer.

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eazyd2 (June 11, 2009)

takes one to know one

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baldsteve (June 11, 2009)

Why do you think people troll on you, pervo

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scorpiondeathlock (June 11, 2009)

im just not attracted to any girls who weigh over 100 pounds. is it shallow? yes. is it demeaning? probably. do i care? no.

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Windfall (June 11, 2009)

I got my hands up her dress, and it means nothing....

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baldsteve (June 11, 2009)

I love I-Spy. That shit owns

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Windfall (June 11, 2009)

I just got "Perversity is Spreading...." about two weeks ago. Non-stop play.

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baldsteve (June 11, 2009)

That was a favorite of mine over a decade ago. Better late than never.

The ISPY split is the best thing Propagandhi was ever associated with

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Windfall (June 11, 2009)

A decade ago I was 7 and playing pokemon, not hardcore.

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baldy_shale (June 11, 2009)

So what you're saying is you're the Paramore broad?

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Windfall (June 11, 2009)

If I was I would masturbate in front of a mirror

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baldy_shale (June 11, 2009)

You could just put a picture of her over your face....

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Windfall (June 12, 2009)

But I see with my face!

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Cos (June 12, 2009)

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-----iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!!!!

I think it's too far in prehistory to have registered (The 19-00's - 19-teens) But it's going to be weird when we have to start referring to the current decade as the '20s.

luke is better

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mikexdude (June 11, 2009)

Touche.

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MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

they both always have this wry winking at the audience where they seem like they know they're in a movie in all their movies vibe. I like it though.

If you like shitty bands.

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mikexdude (June 11, 2009)

stfu

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MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

hhup?

?????????

blahblahblah

Cheering for Kobe Bryant is like cheering for rape.

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TrueBeliever (June 11, 2009)

Recycled joke from last night...get more material

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eazyd2 (June 11, 2009)

it wasnt funny yesterday and it isnt funny today. fuck off you loser.

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TrueBeliever (June 11, 2009)

Great minds think alike.

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Cos (June 12, 2009)

I'm cheering for Gasol.

a lot of the greats have been douchebags.

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scorpiondeathlock (June 11, 2009)

if kobe came out and admitted that he raped that girl id start rooting for him.



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shrapnel (June 11, 2009)

Seriously, does he have to bitch to the ref about EVERY single call? And have temper-tantrums whenever he gets fouled?

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MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

he learned it by watching soccer.

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MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

nah but tim duncan is the same way

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shrapnel (June 11, 2009)

I think Kobe is way worse
And he's also a dirty player, and not even like the Michael Jordan-esque "sneaky and slick" type of play, he just plays cheap and dirty, and yet he whines about everything that happens to him

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thegimper (June 11, 2009)

It's also evident because his teammates don't like him.

LeBron makes a game winning shot everyone on the Cavs bench rushes to him. Kobe makes a game winning shot no one runs to Kobe. That's gotta say something about the guy.

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shrapnel (June 11, 2009)

He's always yelling at his teammates, there's a difference between coaching them and bitching it at them...And we all know which one he is doing

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MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

I'm starting a band called Aside From the Rape... (including the "...," makes it more indie sounding.)

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thegimper (June 11, 2009)

Damnit, that's a great name. I wish I had thought of it.

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MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

it's okay. The other day when I woke up I had the phrase "Bifurcated Chinchilla" drifting around in my head and I thought it would make a good band name or at least a good venue name. You can haz it.

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thatsyouth (June 11, 2009)

Tim Duncan is the greatest power forward of all time. So he can do that if he wants.

MilesQBastard.

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MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

haha. the man hasn't committed a foul in his entire career if you ask him.

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thegimper (June 11, 2009)

Kobe also gets phantom whistles blown in his favor all the time. He'll be fading away from a player and it will be a foul.

He must be a wizard.

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shrapnel (June 11, 2009)

I also don't like how the commentators are all over his nuts, and they give him passes for what ever he does

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MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

that is definitely true.

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thegimper (June 11, 2009)

Like the two technicals he should have had for attacking Dwight Howard...

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shrapnel (June 12, 2009)

Even for the people who don't watch basketball...they could turn the game on for a second and there's a 90% chance that they'll see Kobe on the screen bitching about somethin

It really is amazing to see somebody drain a three with a few minutes left to go in the nba finals. I can hit 20 of 20 jump shots in a row if I'm by myself, but as soon as I'm in a game with a hand in my face and something on the line it goes to about 2 of 20. I can't imagine performing under that kind of pressure.

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shrapnel (June 11, 2009)

Yeah it is amazing, and they do it effortlessly
I hit a lot of 3s when I played and high school, but when it came down to pressure situations I would literally get shakey and my shot would be way off most of the time

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MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

u just new d-fish wuz gon hit dat shot.

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shrapnel (June 11, 2009)

Of course

Only if you smell like Axe.

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MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

the thing that makes the axe chocolate guy commercial so disturbing is the big smile he has on his face while his arm is being broken off. There are masochistic undertones.

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baldy_shale (June 11, 2009)

I was just thinking that about an hour ago when it played.

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MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

I think they just started playing it again a couple weeks ago. It's funny how sometimes they'll show a commercial for a month and you never see it again. Then some they'll show for a couple months and you don't see it again for 9 months and then they suddenly bring it back. And then some commercials like seasonal christmas ones stick around for years and years. It was just in the last few years I noticed they weren't running the Flintstones/chocolate pebbles "Tis the season to be sharing, Fred." one.

Like the honey nut cheerios/christmas carol one. It wasn't til the commercial was in like its 6th year that I realized that scrooge was saying "My customary gruel will suffice"

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baldy_shale (June 12, 2009)

It's an absolute shame they don't show this commercial anymore:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkvhnRAd4V0

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ChuckieFinster (June 12, 2009)

That was totally the best.

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Windfall (June 11, 2009)

Nothing beats getting your naughty bits teethed on.

I get the vibe that Jay Bently is the only non-tool in the band.

So.... you're a cat?

pics.

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MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

I would if I had the technology but I don't at the new pad yet. They're about 4 months at this point so they're kinda past the adorable baby kitty phase. But they're still awful cute to me. But one is so pathetic and whiny and always has to be all over you and he is named Scruffy Pete and one is more independent and not so neurotic and he is gray and named Jack.

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shrapnel (June 12, 2009)

I heart cats

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MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

they are bad ass.

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shrapnel (June 12, 2009)

I have 3 a dem mofos

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MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

I was never that in to them then my family got one like 8 years ago and now I love them. Jeez it just dawned on me I could have these cats til I'm like 43.

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baldy_shale (June 12, 2009)

How old are you now?

I've had my cat Rizzo for six years this year.

There's that guy who just doesn't look like he belongs.

Also, Chris looks like an american apparel model in the last one. Not cool.

I don't take myself very seriously at all but I still don't think I could bring myself to pose like any of them in any of those pictures.

Man, got yo mumble mumble lookin' ass outta hea!

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MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

oh shit did I miss rancid on conan?


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shrapnel (June 12, 2009)

They performed Last One To Die, it's on youtube

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MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

wow. I knew conan was tall, but they all look like little venezuelan jockeys compared to him.

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shrapnel (June 12, 2009)

Yeah I thought the same thing too when I saw it, cause Tim is about 6 feet isn't he?

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MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

I don't remember how tall they are but they look like I could pop them into my mouth and suck them like hard candy. And what did Conan half whisper to Tim there?

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baldy_shale (June 12, 2009)

"they look like I could pop them into my mouth and suck them like hard candy."

Huh.

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MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

they're tiny! Like little punk rock sour patch kids!

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TrueBeliever (June 12, 2009)

"Thanks for the guitar."

Green Day gave him a guitar on the second episode, and it turned into some kind of trend. A lot of the people who've played in the last two weeks have gave him guitar's. Lucky guy.

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MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

ah so. Good ears mang.

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TrueBeliever (June 12, 2009)

Saw it on tv, not youtube. May have been clearer for me because of that.

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baldy_shale (June 12, 2009)

Dude, does Tim Rancid have a head tattoo...some of those lines on his head looked too sharp to be a hairline...

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TrueBeliever (June 12, 2009)

Haha, yeah, dumber than Lars forehead tattoo.

We're gonna win this one, lose the next one, then win it all at home.

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MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

so THAT'S why you don't like the kobe rape jokes.

Who cheers for the lakers?

Honestly.

You don't seem like you'd be from the barrio.

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TrueBeliever (June 12, 2009)

I am born and raised in Los Angeles, and hispanic.

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MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

ok you meet the qualifications. You may root accordingly.

you dirty spic.

(I"m hispanic too so it's ok)

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baldy_shale (June 12, 2009)

There's three of us?! Holy spic-shit.

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MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

shhhh they're gonna make us go pick vegetables from the punknews fields if they know.

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baldy_shale (June 12, 2009)

Or make us make them burritos....

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MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

I have only white-ass friends and this one chick, her family owns like a "country-store" in the hick part of the county and I went out there once for a bonfire party and she was like "just don't get too close to the migrant farmer buses or you might get herded on" and I was seriously scared that all those crazy crackers were going to lynch me even though I'm about the whitest mexican you will ever meet.

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TrueBeliever (June 12, 2009)

There's thatsyouth as well. But I know you and him are Mexican, not just what MilesQToast is. I may be the only one here from El Salvador...

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TrueBeliever (June 12, 2009)

don't know***

I don't know where the hell "not just" came from...

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MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

I'm mexican too. You bougie hispanic bastard.

Jameer Nelson fucking again blows the defensive play and let's Fisher drain a three.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

granny-style that shit!

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shrapnel (June 12, 2009)

They should, but too bad that appearance is one of the most important things in the NBA

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baldy_shale (June 12, 2009)

Remember when Arnold used to do the granny shots?

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shrapnel (June 12, 2009)

Hell yeah!

Trust the ball.

He calls the game like Kobe raped him too, and he liked it.

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baldy_shale (June 12, 2009)

I hate be a stickler, but technically that isn't rape.

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MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

a couple years ago we had a big controversy, someone on like the city council or something was like talking about some bill or something and he was like...."There's a saying about when rape in inevitable....I'm not going to repeat it." And this lady was like "please don't" But it got on like The Soup or some national thing like that.

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ChuckieFinster (June 12, 2009)

The Soup is one of my favorite things ever.

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MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

good call

This x100. He's ALWAYS on the Lakers dick.

Haha, look at Piatrus act like a little bitch. The Lakers raped them tonight as a team.

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shrapnel (June 12, 2009)

I can see both sides, but don't even point that out considering that Kobe has been acting like a bitch the whole game

I'm in FL but not a big magic fan at all. I think it is natural. It's like the yankees. You either love them or love to hate them.

That's how it is being a Dallas Cowboys fan. And I hate Lakers for the damage they've done on the Spurs. But we've done almost as much back.

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MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

don't you realize that the Cowboys are the...the....Cowboys?

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thatsyouth (June 12, 2009)

As in the greatest franchise in all of sports? Yes I do realize that.

I live in Oklahoma, but I've been a life long Magic fan.

don't you have some compton drive-by to go take part in?

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TrueBeliever (June 12, 2009)

Compton isn't where we're allowed.

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MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

I like that new Dr. Pepper commercial with Dr. Dre though.

Fuck yeah. The Spanish beast is officially released.

Couldn't tell. Computer's a piece of shit. But I love how it says fucking "Armstrong Ave", way to not be an egotistical fuck, Tim. Other than that, the performance wasn't too bad.

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shrapnel (June 12, 2009)

I used to live on an Armstrong Ave.

I actually wondered about that too

I'd say it's either: he's drugged up and doesn't know what's going on OR it sounds different in a studio setting compared to watching it on TV or the internet.

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

No like.... a note is being played, sustained and then accented but nothing struck the note. The only thing I can think of is it's live TV and they can't afford messups? But I don't think Conan is live.

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

No late night talk shows are ever live. They pre record most of them in the afternoon except for Kimmel.

Tim's guitar is essentially a prop now. The solo was the ONLY thing he played. Which sucks, because he's such a better player than Lars.

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

Tim would SHRED in Operation Ivy, Every video of Rancid, Lars plays the solos and I've never seen them live. Lars is okay.

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

But Lars is a better singer.

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

No contest. I really love his voice.

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Cos (June 12, 2009)

Yeah, but he isn't that interesting. Even at his best, I'd rather hear Tim. He just has more personality, which is much more important.

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

Hmm... personality. I really think what makes ...And out come the wolves is Lar's huge choruses. I've never sang along to tim's parts.

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

Tim lately sounds too zombified, so no personality there

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Cos (June 12, 2009)

No argument.

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

And I'm not that Tim_Armstong guy. I'm just saying....

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Cos (June 12, 2009)

But he IS a jewel on this board. I think I laugh everytime he shows up. I mean, not everyone can sound like a down-syndrome Ice Cube.

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

To an extent. He just needs to show up in less threads and more involving Rancid/Hellcat/Epitaph/old punks bitching/and etc. Not everything.

Ok... so I watched the video again and came to this conclusion. Hollow-body guitars always do crazy things with sound. I should no since I have one. They distort like crazy. But that toggling he does didn't really do anything according to my ears. However, I can see what you mean by it could've been "guitar synced". Check out Billy Joe's guitar solo from last week.

Looks like he's playing everything to me. You can hear the toggle switch clicking too.

It's still sustained because the solo ends on an open string, and the toggle switch doesn't cut it out completely because both pickups are on?

Jimmy Stadt - Vocals
Mike Kinsella - Guitar
Dan Yemin - Guitar/Yelling
Jason Black - Bass
Bill Stevenson - Drums

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TrueBeliever (June 12, 2009)

In what band does Mike Kinsella play guitar? I only have stuff by Cap'n Jazz (where he plays drum's) and American Football (where he plays guitar), both of which I LOVE. Is he good at guitar?

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

Owen. He basically plays the style that cap'n jazz and american football did. If I sm not mistaken, he and his brother wrote most of the guitar parts.

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CrNVY-YpdU&feature=related

Br illiant

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TrueBeliever (June 12, 2009)

That definately answer's my question. Will be getting that "band's" stuff as well.

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TrueBeliever (June 12, 2009)

Kind of late, especially since you already answered, but I just noticed my stupid mistake in that comment and have to correct myself anyways, he play's bass in American Football.

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

It's okay ; )

Chris Wollard-Kid Rock
Chad Kroeger-Guitar/Back up vocals
Brett Gurewitz-Guitar
Pete Wentz-Bass
Meg White-Drums

FTW

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

Chris Wollard is on the kid rock?

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MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

if it was on purpose it is geeneyuz

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thatsyouth (June 12, 2009)

Ah fuck! I started it out being serious but then said fuck it. I guess I forgot that I had Chris Wollard up. Kid Rock was supposed to be vocals. THAT is a fucking super group. Besides, what do guys in punk rock know how to play? Just a bunch of chord progressions. No skill whatsoever.

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ChuckieFinster (June 12, 2009)

Fucking hilarious.

the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

I can't believe I couldn't get the Arthur theme yesterday when you posted it here.

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shrapnel (June 12, 2009)

Haha 'atta boy

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

I'm guessing you caught Rancid last night on Conan. Correct?

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shrapnel (June 12, 2009)

Missed it last night, but I watched it on youtube this morning, I still think it's awkward to see them perform on late shows

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

I don't find it awkward at all. It's a good way for bands to get music out there and etc. I still need to finds videos of when they were on SNL. Hulu and youtube have nothing!

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shrapnel (June 12, 2009)

No I don't mean like that, I mean like the setting of the studio that makes it seem like the performances lack energy especially with no crowd and stuff

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

Billy Joe rand into the audience during his guitar solo last week if that's what you mean. Anyways, I'm never bothered about that. Just think of them as music videos.

Blake Schwarzenbach - Vocals/Piano
John K. Samson - Rhythm Guitar/Vocals
Alex Rosamilia - Lead Guitar
Matt Freeman - Bass
Michael McDermott - Drums

Kid Dynamite.

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

Wagenshutz is way underrated.

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Cos (June 12, 2009)

He's fucking great.

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

Your link baffles me.

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Cos (June 12, 2009)

everything is possible at Zombo Com!

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Cos (June 12, 2009)

Plus the way Jason screams and Dan's guitar... whoever the bassist is doesn't get in the way. So perfect.

Matt Freeman's my favorite punk bassist too, but it works because Lars can't play guitar for shit. He wouldn't work in so many other bands.

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

My facebook status at the moment says how much I miss Kid Dynamite and the Ergs!

At the moment...

Rory Henderson - vocals
Dan Yemin - guitars and yelling
Darius Koski - lead guitar/vocals/various insturments
Bryan Keinlen - bass/vocals
Mikey Erg - drums

Aaron Barrett - Vox/Guitar
Tomas Kalonky - Vox/Guitar
Roger Manganelli - Bass/Backup Vox
Christopher Tsagakis - Drums
Scott Klopenstein - Trumpet/Backup Vox
Jeff Rosenstock - Saxophone/Keys/Lyrics
Buddy Schaub - Trombone
MC Lars - Raps

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

You should have MC Chris instead

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thegimper (June 12, 2009)

I'm not really a fan of mc chris.

"I did a track with mc chris, though I kinda wish I knew
He'd be like I want 3 grand for that verse or I'll sue (true)"

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Cos (June 12, 2009)

Vinnie from Pilfers/Bim Skala Bim on trombone. No one better in ska.
Sax is the dude from Spring Heeled Jack. Unless that is JR. In which case, nevermind.
Coolie Ranx should be doing ANY kind of rapping/singing in your group.
No one from Hepcat on vocals? Really???

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thegimper (June 12, 2009)

JR was the sax player for Spring Heeled Jack and the current player for Less Than Jake.

I'm a fan of Coolie Ranx, but he's straight up crazy and usually ruin tracks when he collaborates with other 3rd wave ska bands. Although the track he did with Sonic Boom Six is one of my favorites.

Aaron Barret has always been one of my favorite vocalists. While Tomas has the punk voice that I love.

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Cos (June 12, 2009)

Coolie Ranx is the best thing to ever happen to 3rd wave ska. He is missed. The Pilfers and Toasters albums are incredible (you've heard his version of Dub 56, I hope?) and his track with Spring Heeled Jack --Man of Tomorrow--is killer.

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

Spring Heeled Jack reminds me of the Nerve Agents.

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Cos (June 12, 2009)

I'd like to hear this one.

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

Well, I mean... the nerve agents had an intro song called "spring heeled jack", not thatg they sound like them.

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Cos (June 12, 2009)

Sorry.

Does Green Day remind you of Rage Against the Machine now, because of "Know Your Enemy"?

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

I guess I worded wrong. I just meant that I was reminded of them. They used to be one of my favorite bands.

SORRY YOU'RE SUCH A NITPICKING CUNT

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Cos (June 12, 2009)

Its the internet dude.

Next time when I say that the Exploited remind me of Save Ferris, feel free to jump all over me.

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

... I was kidding, yo. I don't think you're a nitpicking cunt : (

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Cos (June 12, 2009)

I know. I thought we were joking around?

(Save Ferris and Exploited were the two most ridiculous bands I could think of off hand)

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

I have never heard of Save Ferris and I think my memory blocks out a lot of what the Exploited sounds like.

And we were kidding. You are a cunt.

Black President.

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Cos (June 12, 2009)

Black President.

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

That sounds disgusting.

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

So I asked you what you thought of Lighten Up yesterday. Did you listen to their stream?

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

Yes! Sorry, I meant to get back to you. I loved it. If I were to review it, I'd give it a solid 7/10 (three and a half stars); it's really fun and catchy without getting too sappy and you can just let it run and listen to the whole thing straight through. The songs progressively get better.

Definitely get more plays.

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

Glad you like it too. I had some Dan Yemin vibes hearing the vocals (maybe because it's a Philly thing). If Yemin continued down the Kid Dynamite road, this might be what it would sound like.

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

Yeah, he does sound like a more melodic Yemin. I hear some Civ in there too...

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

Yeah. Hopefully these guys get more of a following soon.

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

I'm down.

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

Maybe you should type out a review.

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

I just might. The only issue is Brian sent me a nice box full, so those are my obligations right now. But I might... just might...

What are you, in the band or something?

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

Yes. I'm in the band that's in Philly while I live in Fargo fucking North Dakota. Plus I'm working on starting on a band anyways. Just need that bassist.

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

Wait, were you being sarcastic or are you really in it? Because I know people who do long distance bands.

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

I'm not in it. The only people that can afford to be that long distance of band are loaded with cash.

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

Well, no review since you gave me sass!

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

LMAO! Are you this guy since you used the word sass?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUihru5iO3Q

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thegimper (June 12, 2009)

You're such a prick.

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

; )

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thegimper (June 12, 2009)

I still want to marry your mom.

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

My mom IS single.

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thegimper (June 12, 2009)

Dude. Don't be selfish.

And think if I dated your mom, you could educate me on your favorite bands. Everybody wins.

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

The only education you need is that The Descendents are the only band that matters. Not the Clash, not The Beatles, no one.

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thegimper (June 12, 2009)

But the Clash and Beatles both have Ska songs...

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

Exactly why they don't matter.

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thegimper (June 12, 2009)

I'm so going to have your mom ground you.

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TrueBeliever (June 12, 2009)

Whenever I read any of your music related post's I have to remind myself you aren't 15 anymore.

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thegimper (June 12, 2009)

I was never Emo. Most people that like Ska are my age. At least they are at all the Ska shows I go too...

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MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

one of the guitars needs to be changed for nate albert.

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TrueBeliever (June 12, 2009)

And there is nothing ok with MC Lars

Remember my post about stalkers?

This is the perfect song for it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVlHzm8rKmo

Fuckin epic

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

How about this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ9JhpjjNM4&feature=related
LOL

There is one psycho bitch that I knew that slept around when dating one of my friends and we designated at Tech n9ne song for her too!

Man... psycho girls are something else. Especially mine from high school.

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shrapnel (June 12, 2009)

Haha yeah that one can work for certain situations too, a lot of his songs work actually

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

I might as well tell you about my stalker. Senior year, I had this girl in my Spanish class for a second year in a row and I guess I did something really nice. She stalked me. Talked to my brother for a half hour one night getting info on me. She came to see me at work sometimes and she bugged me until I decided to take her out for dinner. Bad mistake. She came to my house one night to see my senior pics. And then I decided to tell her it's not going to happen. Then she went on to stalk some one else.

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shrapnel (June 12, 2009)

That is creepy and not attractive at all
The worst is when you tell them off and they still don't stop

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

She was like that for a wile and then she had a mean streak whenever I was in the same room. One day I was really pissed off about my life at the moment with school, family, work, and etc. and she says something stupid. So I lashed out at her and she stopped. So yeah, she stalked one of my buds because he took her to prom out of sympathy. Two years later, she somehow is stalking somebody in my dorm.

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shrapnel (June 12, 2009)

Haha nice, it sounds bad but I love snapping on them when the moment is right

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

So what's your stalker situation? I don't remember if you said anything about it or not.

3 of these and I'm sufficiently drunk.

Whiskey has got powerful mojo.

Lemonade seems like it wouldn't kill the whiskey taste hard enough

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thegimper (June 12, 2009)

Oh it does. It's powerful game.

All the hundreds of thousands of legions of kids that go to this event every year.

An Kevin Lyman's accoutant.

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drugmoney (June 12, 2009)

in other words, nobody with any kind of decent music taste

i heard the tickets were going to be like$40-$50, this is such a scam.

What Frat did you pledge?

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baldy_shale (June 12, 2009)

This.

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thatsyouth (June 12, 2009)

hahaha im not frat boy at all. But you'd be kidding yourself if you didn't think John Mayer was an absolute beast at guitar. He knows his shit so well.

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

Don't worry, I made a similiar comment last year. Dude is mad sick at guitar and they're all super fun to play. John Mayer's first album had some really good tunes.

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

Agreed. Plus, I give him mad props for playing with Buddy Guy. If you don't know, Buddy Guy is one of THE greatest blues guitarists that ever lived that came out of the Chicago blues scene in the 50's and 60's. Big impact on the likes of Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrx, Jeff Beck, and Stevie Ray Vaughn for starters.

John Mayer vs. Jack Johnson

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scorpiondeathlock (June 12, 2009)

there are MUCH more offensive things in the world than john mayer's first album.

id take him over 95% of the bands on warped tour this year.

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thatsyouth (June 12, 2009)

Mayurr

Started to listen a while back. Not bad. Still have yet to buy an album

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thatsyouth (June 12, 2009)

Achilles Heel is loaded with amazing melodies. Don't listen to it for too long though. I listened to it for 1 month more than I usually do(3 months instead of 2) and I got sick of it.

Wingnut Dishwasher's Union!

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thegimper (June 12, 2009)

Never even heard of them.

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lintsay (June 12, 2009)

Unsurprising. It's Pat The Bunny of Johnny Hobo and The Freight Train's current thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSijL70iLOE You won't like it.

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thegimper (June 12, 2009)

I actually liked that a lot. I've watched the video thrice now.

Any links to torrent, cd, or anything?

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lintsay (June 12, 2009)

http://www.archive.org/details/wingnut_nevertrust but i recommend going to his site (http://wingnutdishwashersunion.com/) to donate a couple bucks because he's really awesome and deserves to be able to afford to eat food and stuff. johnny hobo was great too.

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lintsay (June 12, 2009)

also if you want the rest (i think some of those are live), drop me a line: steadyindecline@gmail.com

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thegimper (June 12, 2009)

Thanks! I'll probably drop you a line for the live tracks once I burn through the non live tracks.

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

What's weird is that reading this they came up on my last.fm recommendations.

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lintsay (June 12, 2009)

Last.fm is on my side.

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

I wish my library would start playing some things I haven't listened to in a few months like Polar Bear Club.

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GunganMustache (June 12, 2009)

I really like Johnny Hobo, never really gotten into the Wingnut stuff.

Thrice.

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

I'm in the 20% that likes that band on here.

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thatsyouth (June 12, 2009)

sweet! That makes you, Holy_Balls(wheres that dude been?), TheRedDeath and I think baldsteve. I know there are more but I can't name them off the top of my head.

I get some shit for the hardcore bands I like, like Trash Talk or Have Heart. I don't particularly mind Say Anything either.

I suppose.... Primus.

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Torgo (June 12, 2009)

Primus rules. I have to assume a ton of dudes like them on here.

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

No because punks hate hippies.

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Torgo (June 12, 2009)

Hippies like Primus? True I think they have like Phishfan cred but all the metalheads I know think they're great

Coheed

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mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

I like their older stuff.

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Torgo (June 12, 2009)

Pft, POSER

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

If it wasn't for their vocals, they'd be alright.

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Torgo (June 12, 2009)

See I think that's one of the best parts because it creates the best ever singalongs, trying to mimic those high vocals, it's great

Gorguts

Hell yeah, I love The Dandy Warhols! I got into them on their Comedown album in 98? and have had everything they've put out since. I just love this long chilled out stoner jams and fuck they can write a catchy song.

My Morning Jacket

Comedown was one of the best CD's I ever found in a bargain bin. I still listen to it.

they play mc lars in bars?

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thegimper (June 12, 2009)

Whenever there's a digital jukebox and I got five bucks in my pocket... yes.

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punk_sk (June 12, 2009)

I fucking hate those things. It's just a bunch of songs i don't want to hear.

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thegimper (June 12, 2009)

Clearly, you don't know the pleasure they can accrue.

Just play bands you like and you know drunk sorority girls will hate.

Whenever I play Operation Ivy I win and they rue in anger. And their ruining gives me a double victory.

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punk_sk (June 12, 2009)

first off i don't want to pay a dollar a song (anything i might like i have to search for and costs that much) and two; my likable options are still pretty shitty

They call me mallow yallow.

i have no opinion on this but i feel compelled to mention that they suck and i hate them.

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punk_sk (June 12, 2009)

don't tell me you hate s'mores. those are awesome!

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lintsay (June 12, 2009)

i'd never had s'mores until i went to arizona. everyone hyped them and i was left disappointed. same goes for dr pepper.

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thegimper (June 12, 2009)

DOCTOR PEPPER IS MY LIFE BLOOD. It's what fuels me. Fuels me like gasoline fuels dinosaurs.

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lintsay (June 12, 2009)

i'm too addicted to coca-cola to have much use for it.

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punk_sk (June 12, 2009)

who the fuck would hype dr. pepper? sure, it's good occasionally. i got a free one thanks go g'n'r last year but still?

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lintsay (June 12, 2009)

that promotion was probably the only good thing to come out of that album. i made angie listen to it with me and it killed part of my childhood.

but yeah i don't know. some of my friends shit their ass over dr pepper. i dont get it.

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punk_sk (June 12, 2009)

I don't plan to ever listen to that record.

My sister used to be obsessed with dr. pepper. It was all she drank and then one day she just stopped drinking pop altogether. I don't get it.

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lintsay (June 12, 2009)

i love it when i see/hear other people call it pop instead of soda.

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punk_sk (June 12, 2009)

It's a regional thing. We're not wrong. Soda-Pop. We dropped the soda when you dropped the pop.

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lintsay (June 12, 2009)

Highfive!

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punk_sk (June 12, 2009)

Lowfive!

Jealous.

Girls are cute.

POGZ!!!!

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MattRamone (June 12, 2009)

I would pog her.

your new job?

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MattRamone (June 12, 2009)

If I could be a gigilo to cute indie girls I totally would be.

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punk_sk (June 12, 2009)

me too.

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MattRamone (June 12, 2009)

It often overlaps with my love of Jewish girls.

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punk_sk (June 12, 2009)

I only know one Jewish girl, that I know of.

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MattRamone (June 12, 2009)

http://i43.tinypic.com/14nzpmr.jpg

The Jewish girl who stole my heart.

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punk_sk (June 12, 2009)

I wish i had a picture. All I have is her damn phone number, and the memory of her walking out (quitting) that night two weeks ago.

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MattRamone (June 12, 2009)

Time for you to upgrade your stalker skills.

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punk_sk (June 12, 2009)

please teach me master

I saw a cute girl today in a Clash t-shirt and it was the one day I wasn't wearing some band t-shirt. I wish my punx flag had been flying.

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thegimper (June 12, 2009)

I occasionally see girls in band shirts I like. I usually approach them with "Nice shirt." Then walk away thinking, "Fuck, why did I not fuck that girl."

And then I skank dance.

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MattRamone (June 12, 2009)

It is a weird conversation. I wish more ladies started them.

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thegimper (June 12, 2009)

Exactly. If a chica came up to me and mentioned my "I Heart Ska" shirt I would be in like flint.

Step 1: Don't own any shirts with collars unless it was meant to have a tie around it. It's okay to wear a shirt and tie. It's a lot of people's rock uniforms.

Step 2: Ignore her. Preppy sorority girls dye their hair too. As do uptight bitchy cunts who listen to Nickelback and other shitty bands. Unless it's bright green it doesn't mean anything.

Step 3: Start doing some drugs. I don't know why I'm saying this but they can be fun, and good for you.

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thegimper (June 12, 2009)

DRUGS ARE COOL AND YOU CAN GET THEM FROM KIDS AT YOUR SCHOOL

I think that's how that NoFX song goes. I'm not an axepert though.

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punk_sk (June 12, 2009)

1-2-fuck off, drop out, never trust a fucking hippie
And for that matter don't trust anyone.
Quit school, don't work, livin' out the music de punk.
If I could do it so could anyone.

Drugs are good, they let you do things that you know you not should.
And when you do 'em people think that you're cool.

1-2-join a punk band, shave your head and get a tattoo.
You don't need talent just sing out of tune.
Self destruction, no moral to throw it on me.
For no particular reason beat up everyone.

Drugs are neat, and you can buy 'em relatively cheap.
And when you do 'em people think that you're cool.
And when you do 'em people think that you're cool.

You sure do lament over girls a lot on these threads.

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thegimper (June 12, 2009)

I'm a hopeless romantic. Nothing consumes me more than music and women.

her colored? I thought that was an outdated term.

"I've made a huge mistake."

Chicken dance!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hFbuWIKAA

In the last season, G.O.B.'s religious girlfriend.

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MattRamone (June 12, 2009)

The Seaward?

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thegimper (June 12, 2009)

I've been trying to get my religious girlfriend into a threesome.

NoFX can't be overrated to someone who's just been listening to them for two weeks.

I keep getting mad at my iTunes whenever "Party Enema" ends and it tries to play the next song.

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MattRamone (June 12, 2009)

I get mad at my Ituns never because i;m not a sellout poser with itunes.

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thegimper (June 12, 2009)

You're to cool for music.

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MattRamone (June 12, 2009)

I have Geoff Rickley on speed dial.

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thegimper (June 12, 2009)

That's nothing to brag about.

You're being BRAGADOCIOUS.

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

What about GOB and Franklin?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvgCvT9xX7A

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thegimper (June 12, 2009)

Franklin should have got his own spinoff.

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

Well he does have kids all over town.

The Hamburglar?

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

Robble robble!

Oh Anti-Flag... so angry.

So fucking right.

Especially the

There's even a fast "hardcore" song, like punk groups who've softened their sound over the years always include, pandering to morons gullible enough to fall for the token gesture. It's all so fucking generic.

part.

Best line in the piece:

-This was the start of a 2 month relationship I should of ran from when I had the chance.

I don't see what this has to do with BtMI!/Laura Stevenson split.

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

I don't see what this has to do with Snuff being one of the best bands ever.

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thegimper (June 12, 2009)

I don't see what this has to do with, my future wife, Lily Allen.

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

I don't see what this has to do with Agent M

Fuck. The last one by Varnes nearly made me gag.

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MN_punkmaster-skaman (June 12, 2009)

OMG!! LMAO!!! Jesus fucking christ!! That's one of the best things I've ever read!! Does that mean she no longer have herpes and he has herpes in the mouth?

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anightmareonmystreet (June 12, 2009)

ugh

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punk_sk (June 12, 2009)

fake

One-21. They're a Christian punk band from the neighborhood I grew up in Philly. I found their EP In the Year King Uzziah Died in a dollar store with a ton of Moon Ska cds. Pretty awesome score and that One-21 cd still makes my playlist regularly.