Hewhocorrupts, Inc. has signed 7000 Dying Rats.

Aquarius Records described the band:

[An] ultra-tight, super brutal grind metal powerhouse that purposefully alienates/annoys a huge legion of possible fans by not taking your metal seriously enough: by telling jokes, talking about cocks, mocking the sense-of-humourless metalheads you find yourself playing in front of, having skits, mixing in 80s hair metal, and synth pop.

The band is currently recording Season In Hell at Volume Studios (Lair of the Minotaur, Modern Life Is War, Pelican) with Sanford Parker with a release expected on November 6th, 2006.

You can check out four songs on their myspace page.