Punknews Podcast spinoff The Wizard's Beard is back this week. The Chicago duo of Jesse and Goodrich are once again bringing you the worst in commentary on hardcore, metal and related subgenres. Here's the skinny this week:

Adam White Jesse and Goodrich decide to tally up their punk points in an attempt to trade them in for a canoe, a frequent Punknews commenter/hater drops by to give his two cents, and the dudes ponder whether or not you really want to call the rock line, or just say you do.

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