"The Guardians of the Ass Fortress themselves, Form Of Rocket, are all set to start another tour in support of their new album, Lumber, on ingeniously named Some Records. This time around they're visiting the good ole west coast and making stops in all the cities they could ever book or you could ever want. Make sure you check out the Salty City technical wizards in one of the following cities and also download yourself a track off Lumber "And They Are Young And Randy." You can also check out a hyper-positive review for the album over at Firesideometer that includes the lines: "Song after ass-smashing song, Lumber chews it's way through your intestines, curls up menacingly around your heart, and demands daily listening." and "If that doesn't sound like a good time to you, then you've been listening to too much emo." Poop."
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