"Hey internet-savvy-punk-rock-types, we've posted some sexy sexy news regarding The Lawrence Arms. I'm concerned that the news regarding our beloved TLA will get dwarfed by all the drama and ballyhoo that is Floyd's life…Anyways, we'll giving away these totally rad beer kozys when you buy the new album through Fat mailorder. You should also check out their new e-card, cuz it's swell."