Chris Hannah of Propagandhi has officially thrown his hat in the ring ( on the ice?) as a prospective candidate for the "Worst Canadian." The title is set to be bestowed on someone by non-pornographic Canadian magazine, The Beaver, and he suggests these as the reasons why you should support him:
I don't stand during Oh Canada, I don't support Canadian troops, I cheer for Sweden in international hockey tournaments, I hate Wayne Gretzky, I side with First Nations against the Canadian state, I fantasize out loud of the decimation of the Canadian animal exploitation industry and I wish Great Big Sea would die horrible, languishing deaths in a capsized ferry incident. The proof is in my pudding my fellow shitizens. I am THE worst Canadian and you know it.
You can vote here. For the record, both Aubin and Adam are Canadian, but we're not very good at it.