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: A-F Records doesn't stand for Anti-Flag Records it stands for Ahhh-Fuck Records …For example: You're walking down an icy street when all of a sudden you slip and fall, thus spilling your 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor all over your bondage pants. This prompts you to yell out, "Ahhh - FUCK!" (Unfortunately, a police officer just happens to be standing nearby, kicks you in the head for swearing in public- then charges you for underage drinking. Now you REALLY have a reason to say, "Ahhh - FUCK!") Thus A-F Records is short for, "Ahhh - FUCK Records". Ok…So Anyways…With that said A-F Records has added a bunch of new bands to the roster. So now you can stop looking at porn and go check out theses new bands:
PipeDown The Modey Lemon The Methadones Virus Nine Thought Riot The Code The newest band to be added to the roster from Pittsburgh, Pa