Via an Anonymous Source, Posted by Ipecac Recordings Tours

Melvins Lite, the three-piece incarnation of the sludge metal titans Melvins, are hitting the road this fall. The band is making an attempt to break the record for Fastest US Tour in the famed Guinness Book of World Records. King Buzzo said of the ambitious tour: "We figured it was time for us to do something really crazy… Jeez! I wonder if we can do it?"

The tour kicks off in Anchorage, Alaska on September 5th, and wraps up in Honolulu, Hawaii on October 25th.

September 5, 2012Anchorage, AKBear Tooth Theatre and Pub
September 6, 2012Seattle, WAShowbox at The Market
September 7, 2012OregonTBA
September 8, 2012Boise, IDNeurolux Lounge
September 9, 2012Missoula, MTTop Hat Lounge
September 10, 2012Salt Lake City, UTClub Sound
September 11, 2012Casper, WYTBA
September 12, 2012Denver, COBluebird Theatre
September 13, 2012Lawrence, KSThe Bottleneck
September 14, 2012Columbia, MOThe Blue Note
September 15, 2012Omaha, NEThe Waiting Room
September 16, 2012Des Moines, IAHouse of Bricks
September 17, 2012Sioux Falls, SDThe Vault
September 18, 2012Fargo, NDThe Aquarium
September 19, 2012Minneapolis, MNGrumpy's
September 20, 2012Madison, WIHigh Noon Saloon
September 21, 2012Chicago, ILDouble Door
September 22, 2012Indianapolis, INThe Vogue Theatre
September 23, 2012Louisville, KYThe Vernon Club
September 24, 2012Detroit, MISmalls
September 25, 2012Cleveland, OHGrog Shop
September 26, 2012Morgantown, WV123 Pleasant Street
September 27, 2012Jermyn, PAEleanor Rigby's
September 28, 2012South Burlington, VTHigher Ground
September 29, 2012Dover, NHDover Brickhouse
September 30, 2012Portland, MEAsylum
October 1, 2012Boston, MAParadise Rock Club
October 2, 2012Pawtucket, RIThe Met Cafe
October 3, 2012New Haven, CTToad's Place
October 4, 2012Brooklyn, NYMusic Hall of Williamsburg
October 5, 2012Hoboken, NJMaxwell's
October 6, 2012Wilmington, DEMojo 13
October 7, 2012Baltimore, MDOttobar
October 8, 2012Washington, DCBlack Cat
October 9, 2012Charlottesville, VAJefferson Theatre
October 10, 2012Carrboro, NCCat's Cradle
October 11, 2012Knoxville, TNThe Square Room
October 12, 2012Greenville, SCThe Handle Bar
October 13, 2012Athens, GA40 Watt Club
October 14, 2012Birmingham, ALBottle Tree
October 15, 2012Pensacola, FLVinyl Music Hall
October 16, 2012Jackson, MSDuling Hall
October 17, 2012Little Rock, ARJuanita's Cantina
October 18, 2012Baton Rouge, LASpanish Moon
October 19, 2012Austin, TXMohawk
October 20, 2012Norman, OKOpolis Production
October 21, 2012Albuquerque, NMLaunchpad
October 22, 2012Phoenix, AZCrescent Ballroom
October 23, 2012Las Vegas, NVArtifice
October 24, 2012Los Angeles, CAHollywood Forever Cemetery
October 25, 2012Honolulu, HIThe Republik