by John Gentile
So, um, this is embarrassing. Apparently, none of the stories that we posted earlier today were true. Whoops. Looks like we got a TON of fake press releases and just fell for every single one. That's a real shame because John G reportedly already drafted a 47 part piece about Bomb the Music Industry!'s reunion. Guess that all goes in the trash now.
Anyways, the following pieces were fake and were totally not real at all:
- Bomb the Music Industry! Announces Japan Tour, More Brooklyn Dates
- FEST to be drug and alcohol free this year
- Greg Ginn Leaves Black Flag
- Mikey Erg joins Against Me!
- Chris Farren covers Fake Problems
- Billy Joe Armstrong Recording Duets Album with bette Midler
- Chuck Ragan set to film TV pilot
- Nirvana set to reunite with Courtney Love as singer
- Glenn Danzig forms own version of Misftis, "Ms. Ftiz"
- An interview with Dale Nixon
The rest of today's stories are 100% real. We ARE a news organization, you know.