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As part of New York City's ongoing gentrification, plans have been revealed to turn the infamous Chelsea Hotel room in which Sid Vicious allegedly murdered Nancy Spungeon into a Pottery Barn. This follows on the heels of countless other examples, most notably the transformation of the famed CBGB into a John Varvatos boutique. Developers say the time has come to turn a negative into a positive, and expect that turning the site of an infamous alleged murder into a one-stop shop for high-end housewares will help to raise the profile of the entire neighborhood. We'll keep you updated on future developments and let you know when the grand opening is scheduled.