Via an Anonymous Source, Posted by E1 Music

HORSE the Band has begun work on a 40–country tour. They explained:

We are currently planning a 40–country tour of Earth. We are booking the tour by ourselves, and going by ourselves because everyone is scared of us and no one will let us play their tours because we are too wild and crazy.

In addition, no booking agencies will book shows for us on foreign soil because we have no "tour history on the books" or "soundscans" or "albums in stores". It is time to once again take matters into our own hands, go off the beaten track, and show the music industry that they don't matter anymore because of the INTERNET.

We hope to be an inspiration to all young bands with honest dreams and the willingness to say "FUCK IT" to the shitty, boring, timid, sterile conventions that have slimed their way into our scene with the recent commercialization and homogenization of underground music. We will be producing a TV show/movie about recklessly circling the globe playing volatile shows, eating weird new foods, meeting new races and species, seeing the marvels of nature and man, narrowly escaping tragedy (or not escaping it), all while teetering on the brink of alcoholism and mental illness and sharing the language of music that unites us all!

The band has also unveiled the routing for said tour, and are aiming for a March kickoff.

  • Los Angeles, USA
  • Honolulu, USA
  • Sydney, Australia
  • Melbourne, Australia
  • Adelaide, Australia
  • Brisbane, Australia
  • Auckland, New Zealand
  • Wellington, New Zealand
  • Chiba, Japan
  • Tokyo, Japan
  • Osaka, Japan
  • Tokyo, Japan
  • Seoul, South Korea
  • Hong Kong, China
  • Manila, Philippines
  • Bangkok, Thailand
  • India
  • Indonesia
  • Singapore City, Singapore
  • Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
  • Dubai, United Arab Emirates
  • Istanbul, Turkey
  • Ankara, Turkey
  • Tel Aviv, Israel
  • Jerusalem, Israel
  • Italy
  • France
  • Spain
  • Portugal
  • Germany
  • Belgium
  • Netherlands
  • Denmark
  • Sweden
  • Norway
  • Finland
  • Estonia
  • Russia
  • Ukraine
  • Poland
  • Czech Republic
  • Belgium
  • Austria
  • Hungary
  • Romania
  • Croatia
  • Switzerland
  • England
  • Scotland
  • North Ireland
  • Ireland
  • New York City, USA
  • Las Vegas, USA
If you want to book a show or throw us a reliable contact of someone who can, email us at If you want to help promote a show in your country (flier, write, burn CDs and give them to people), email If you're interested in press or promotional materials, email us at We will send to any country. If you are interested in producing, filming, or helping out in any way with the TV show (you know it is going to be the next Hills!), email If you are interested in sponsoring the tour, email We are looking for any and all sponsors, especially airlines. If you are a writer for a magazine and want to write a feature or the Great American Novel, email